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I hope i spelled bumper sticker right cus im working on y spellin.(was that lie to obvious?) yeah i wish i had some of these stickers even though i dont have a car i could still stick them on my forehead.
Bumper Stickers (use the arrows to scroll if ur stupid)
| Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill. Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free On the other hand...you have different fingers! Keep honking, I am reloading! Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together. If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it. A nuclear war can ruin your whole day . You can't be late until you show up. Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there. I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference. Why be normal? Do unto others before they do unto you. The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train. Don't let schooling get in the way of your education. If it is a man made world, why can't we remake it? Death is life's way of telling you you're fired. My child beat up your honor student! If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane. Do not believe in miracles - rely on them Nothing is illegal until you get caught. If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway. Live long enough to be a problem to your kids. If it weren't for people like you, nobody else would have an above average IQ. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it! I took an IQ test and the results were negative. I'm not littering.... I'm donating to the earth. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Save the planet recycle an environmentalist. If you can read this you're in range. (that sticker above is pretty funny you just need a little help, think shotgun) Due to budget cuts, light at end of tunnel will be out. I love uranus Yes, As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Whole Damn Road! Dont belive everything you think. Do i look like a freakin' People Person? When i want your opinion i'll beat it out of you. The beatings will continue until morale improves If you cant beat them arrange to have them beaten My child sold your HONOR STUDENT the answers to the test I have no desire for money. Its stuff that i want. i can resist everything except temptation. My god can beat up your god I'm the kind of person my parents want me to stay away from. Quiet brain! or i'll poke you with another Q-tip. (wasnt this one on the sipmsons once?) Live as long as you like. It won't shorten how long you're dead. My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch
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