THIS JUST IN!!!

We have ben looking at what our fans have to say and surpsingly enough, this is what we got...

"...It is thanks to www.hitlerblitz.cjb.net that I have found my inner peace, I have been enlightened by the bliss full melodies of the music and the speeches of Hitler. I'll tell you some more things about Hitler that you never knew of.

1. Hitler was a babe magnet, He had all the woman he ever wanted and he had lot sof sex, which created mass armies would lead to mass destruction and genocide. Hitlers armies reproduced quickly because he had scientists create growth enhancers which made his offspring grow and tremendous rates. The offspring then killed anything and everything that was not related.

2. Hitlers main goal was to create peace. Hitler loved everything. Everyone says he is a bad ass but he really isn't. Phhht...what do they know... Hitler loved everything, especiall his beautiful wife and children.

3. Hitler enjoyed apples. Green ones, red ones and even yellow ones. When people take his apples away watch out! (America and Mexico) Hitler doesn't like it when his apples are stolen. This one time Hitler's grannysmith apple was swiped right from under his nose! But it was a good thing his turtle seen the bastard who took it. So Hitler karate chopped the turtle in half, How amazing is that!?!?!

4. Hitler isn't dead, little do you know, Hitler is still alive to this very second! You can't kill someone like Hitler, he is two fast, strong and there is only one way to kill him! You have to make Hitler eat 3 pizza pops of different variety and drink a fruit juice of some sort. Ooops I jsut told the world his weakness..

5. Hitler is hidding in one of the great pyramids in canada.

I salute Blitzkreig, making hitlerblitz.cjb.net saved my life!"

Wow, I sure never knew those things...do you? Please keep checking back for updates!

~Web Master

09.02.03

Unreleased Blitzkreig music as now been set out for the people to hear. THE FULL -Contagious Craze- mp3 has been released; Hitlers March THE ORIGINAL has also been released! It just keeps getting better and better! Be sure to check them out immediatly!

~Web Master

08.02.03

zoom in. what do you find. oh there's an atom. wait a minute. that's the sun. and there's earth, and mars, and venus. look at that. that is fucking crazy. look, there's me. i am on the computer typing something. holy shit. zoom in a bit further. theres an atom in the atom. no. wait. its the sun again. woah. there's hundreds of planets ive never heard of before. look inside that gas on jupiter. theres humans! what the fuck. thats not gas at all. its all an illusion. they are plotting something, but i cant make out their crazy language. woah. that guy is floating. how the hell is he doing that. zoom in some more. what do you know, its the sun again. oh theres war on the earth. theres me. i'm looking pretty dead and disgusting. oh there is my country. it is destroyed, and all my friends are dead too. looks like usa got what they fucking wanted. theres bush. he's alive. he's having sex with a dead person. he can do whatever the fuck he wants. he can kill me and everyone i know without even knowing i exist. but theres nothing left to have power over now. you really screwed this one up, eh bush. now ease the pain by fucking one of your dead citizens in the ass.

~aaron

07.02.03

Good evening! I am proud to announce that there will be an alternate version of "Contagious Craze"! Check back frequently for the new version to be available online!

Also check out Sylvan's pop-punk band, known as First Issue. They seem to be well known and you may like them. Click below to check them out, here is their website URL. http://www.firstissuesucks.com

06.02.03

Hey everyone! Ok I'm fucking amazed! A new MP3 has been added called "Contagious Craze" and I am astonished! Blitszkreig is creating an extrodinary impact on everyones ordinary lives. making everything so much better, giving everyone more of a reason, a reason to live and not to shoot themselves in the face. Please listen to Blitzkreig give us your feedBACK, DO NOT HOLD YOUR THOUGHTS INSIDE ANYMORE! We want to hear from you and how Blitzkreig has created an impact, making a significant difference in your life!

~ Web Master

06.02.03

i havent updated for so long. sorry for keeping everyone in the glue.

mine new song est done. ine eed to transportate it to this website, but i cant so sam can do that but he doesnt have the song. so it may be months before you get to hear it, while i can sit here and listen to it as much as i want. hhhaahaha.

NEWS FLASH

i have received word from the underground french army once more. this is their battle plan: 08.02.03-mass demonstration to be held in edmonton, involving dog sacrifices. 09.02.03-while attention is gathered on the dog-killers, a tank will be stolen from the war museum in Toronto.with this tank, and with their 10000 poorly trained soldiers, they will attack the government of canada. 11.02.03-french moles inside the government request U.N. support. a US-led coalition army will take immediate action. all attention will soon be diverted into Canada, and the rest of the underground french army will be cued to take action ---- 200000 heavily trained guerilla soldiers equipped with several biological agents and heavy artillery, along with the french air force, consisting of 300000 stealth fighter planes, will unleash blitzkrieg war tactics on the White House and overthrow the US government. this day has been centuries in planning, and is only days away. once they have control, the french will turn around to attack and take over canada to form the united states of north america. the USNA is a power unlike anything ever imagined. they will use this extreme power to enforce slavery and build a giant pyramid.

~aaron

03.02.03

i am what you would say super-human. i kill rabbits with the wrath of 7000 men, i jump over aeroplanes, metal unaffects me, for i am aliken to earth. metal has a home in me. my blood has moderate levels of iron and calcium, yet i remain intact and able to take on the nine corner gods of yonder. malicious fucking apes stand next to the cobbler, and die at the wrath of the cretins. be nounced to thee, thy proclamation of lamentation eth completeth. you fucking jersey witches. leave mine living quarters alone, and kill yourself at once.

~aaron, god of killing beautiful animals

02.02.03

Last night was fun, socializing with good friends, getting intoxicated, consuming our alcoholic beverages on a saturday night having ourselves a great time. What could possibly go wrong? Well, nothing went wrong really, just had another 'twisted' possibly grotesque experience, indulging ourselves by cutting eachother up with a knife, a very large deadly knife. Alcohol, deadly weapons and people with fucked up minds you could say - don't really make a great mix. Nobody was killed, nobody was mad, sad, or in a negative state of mind of that sort. Everyone was having fun and we just sat there cutting eachothers arms with this 12 and a half inch Muela Scorpion with a 440 molybdenum vanadium steel blade that a good friend of mine gave to me because he no longer had a use for it, he realized the skinheads weren't going to get him so he says. Anyways, here is a picture of my minor flesh wound I recieved from good friend of mine because I asked him to.