This is the site for contributing to the Online Horrific Accident Game. Before continuing, please read the following rules.

A player must enter their name by choosing it in the box. If your name isn't there, please email Andy and he will arrange for it to be put there. Or, if you cannot be bothered with all that, or if you are a rebel, use someone else's name.

An accident must then be entered into the box below.

THE FOLLOWING RULES

The accident entered must follow the well-known rules of the game which are thus-

1. The accident entered must start with the last letter of the previous accident. If you are starting the game, you can pick an accident, willy-nilly.

2. No accidents may be repeated.

3. There are 2 wildcards. E (Engelbert Humperdinck) and G (Goo monster). These may be used only once by each player, and only used when it is deemed necessary, and at the discretion of other players.

4. Before submitting their accident, players must make sure it is splet corectly. Faylier to do so will result in a void turn, and may damage your reputation locally and internationally.

5. No accidents that can be reasonably treated by the NHS may be used. Seeing as this is a very small percentage of all known accidents, almost all accidents will be accepted.

6. There is no Rule Number 6.

7. Players must not use this board as a general discussion board. It is for the use of the game only. If you want idle chit chat, there are good message boards on the following sites: Avril Lavigne website, Eastenders Fan Forum, Limp Bizkit Message Board, and the oh so popular BBC Gardeners Questiontime Forum.

8. No French, or any other known foreign language may be used. Slang and cockney is allowed.

9. There is no law determining when a player may have his/her turn due to the fact some players may have more/less internet access than others. Players may take a turn at their leisure, but taking lots of goes at once is naughty and will result in a telling off.

HERE IS THE GAME SO FAR:

Name:

Andy

Comments

Brain cells damaged by Website creation

Name:

Dan

Accident

Nuclear weapon swallowed causing luminous radioactive ulcer.

Name:

Andy

Accident

Really big stick lodged up nasal cavity

Name:

Dan

Accident

Yapping puppy lodged in ear, causing slow degradation to madness.

Name:

Jim

Accident

Shapely legs ruined by searing gas.

Name:

Andy

Accident

Sitting on a small, but nonetheless sharp needle.

Name:

Dan

Accident

Elephant seal swallowed whole causing severe bloating of the digestive tract.

Name:

Andy

Accident

Terry Wogan obsession leading to insanity

Name:

Dan

Accident

Young's Modulus altered by superior alien technology, causing body to become brittle and snap.

Name:

Andy

Accident

Piece of brain expanding, coming out of ear and getting caught on a door handle.

Name:

Dan

Accident

Electric eel swallowed, causing massive contusions of lower intestinal wall.

Name:

Andy

Accident

Lizard trapped between toes, causing mass pus outage.

Name:

Dan

Accident

Extreme overexcitement caused by looking at good porn guide leads to iminent cardiac arrest.

Name:

Andy

Accident

Trapping testicles in kitchen drawer while trying to find bin-liners

Some Useful Websites:

www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk -NHS Direct can sort out common and less common ailments. All ailments in other words.

www.hse.gov.uk - 'Health and Safety Executive' Home Page. Lots of health and safety advice.

www.engelbert.com - Engelbert Humperdinck Official Home Page.

www.funnypicsuk2.iwebland.com - Paul and Andy's Funny Pics. Capturing every horrific accident on camera.

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