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'WALKING IN THE PARK ONE DAY..."

the "DJ" Jessa Eve Hill Interview - by 'Doktor' Ronni - 06-16-09


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*Dis-Claimer*: The following events took place in 'cyber-space' where very little is considered reality. It is meant to be humorous and in no way does 'anti- C.H.R.I.S.T.-zine' condone the act of 'cannibalism' or... errrr.. Fonda? Puh-leeeease.. stop gnawing on my arm, hun! I am trying to edit this interview! I will buy you lunch in a little while..we'll call for 'take-out' from that new place over by the U.U.M.C.! Now, where was I? OH.. uhh.. don't try this at home, boys and girls! All stunts were ill-performed by under-trained ir-responsible un-proffessionals!


On a recent afternoon, while in the middle of my duties at the University of Un-DEADical Medical College, where I specialize in experimental cross-breeding and cloning, I decided to take a break to get some fresh air, stretch my legs a bit. My ferocious little kitty-pup (Pandorra69) needed to relieve herself anyhow, so I brought her.. ummm, "it" along as well. While walking around outside in the commons area, I accidentally (on purpose) happened upon an esteemed colleague of mine, one Dr. "DJ" Jessa Eve Hill, sitting alone in the shade of a giant Oak tree. I thought to myself, 'Why is such an attractive young woman such as her, sitting all alone (translated more literally to: "Damn.. now's my chance to get really, really close to her.. maybe I can even 'pet' her! Woo-Hoo! Lucky me!'). A little hesitant at first, knowing her reputation for overtly aggressive behaviour, I approached her table with caution, careful to make my presence acutely aware to her, by clearing my throat...


"Dr. RONNI" - Ahem! Excuse me, Dr. Eve Hill? Mind if I join you? I couldn't help but notice as I was stalking... I mean.. staring at you from across the way, that you were having lunch all by your lonesome self today. My, that looks like a tasty little meal you have there! May I ask what it is?

JESSA EVE HILL: - It's Indian..


"Dr. RONNI" - Ahh.. I see.. Hey! Have you tried the 'grinDEAD' meat special from that new place around the corner? Umm.. I think it's called the Dahmer Deli! I hear they have quite the buffet spread!

JESSA EVE HILL: - Can't say I have.. I'll have to stop by sometime. So is there something you wanted to ask, or were you just admiring my lunch?


"Dr. RONNI" - It does look awfully good... I notice you refer to many as 'meat pies', or 'meat popscicles'.. is it safe to assume that you're NOT a vegetarian? Is it a 'meat fetish', possibly?

JESSA EVE HILL: - NO! I'm a strict 'meatatarian'! Fetish? Eating people? It's merely a hobby.


"Dr. RONNI" - Hmmm.. curious! So the Indian.. is literally an Indian?

JESSA EVE HILL: - No! Technically, they like to be called Native American!


"Dr. RONNI" - After today's show, I thought it might be Russian.

JESSA EVE HILL: - HAHA..funny! I only eat Russians on special occassions. They're hard for my system to digest.


"Dr. RONNI" - You're quite the attractive young lady, and now that you are a radio personality, I bet you're the subject of many a poor boy's 'wet' dre... errr, fantasies! How do you feel about that?

JESSA EVE HILL: - I'm flattered.. and I invite any guy that doesn't mind 'donating' a body part to be used for my research, to come on down and 'hang' out.


"Dr. RONNI" - Quite literally.. 'hung to dry'.. hey?

JESSA EVE HILL: - HAHA! Indeed!



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"Dr. RONNI" - Speaking of nightmares.. what does Jessa Eve Hill dream about? Anything ever scare the hell out of you?

JESSA EVE HILL: - I dream about Ice Cream and Unicorns. Once I had a dream that I lost my ability to hear. THAT scared the Hell out of me!


"Dr. RONNI" - Indeed that would! Oh.. I caught your show on Metal Assault Radio! What made you decide to add Disc-Jockey to your long list of personas... errr... credits?

JESSA EVE HILL: - I don't know if I understand the question..


"Dr. RONNI" - Why be a DJ?

JESSA EVE HILL: - Ahh.. okay! Because I love the music I play and I want other people to hear it..


"Dr. RONNI" - Cool..

JESSA EVE HILL: - ..and I like to talk!


"Dr. RONNI" - You are a talky one.. not that I mind... So tell me, Jessa.. what inspires you to do the things you do? Is the music you listen to a driving force behind your motives?

JESSA EVE HILL: - I do alot of things. You'd have to be more specific.. lots of things 'drive' me! Mostly boredom.


"Dr. RONNI" - What songs (and by what bands) best sum up Dr. Eve Hill?

JESSA EVE HILL: - Aww, man.. lol, can I just tell you what I'm listening to right now, 'cause no songs 'sum me up'!


"Dr. RONNI" - Okay.. just give us a little 'piece' of Jessa.. people will just have to tune in to get a better idea of what you're about...

JESSA EVE HILL: - Right now I'm listening to a short playlist I put together.. some CBT, BLOODBATH, SEPULTURA, CORPSEFUCKING ART, DECAPITATED, CARCASS, KREATOR, and LORD GORE..


"Dr. RONNI" - Sounds like it would make the perfect soundtrack for a road trip killing spree. By the way.. if you and I were to go on one together.. where would we start, and what 'utensils of mass mutilaltion' would you bring along?

JESSA EVE HILL: - We'd start at your mom's house and.. I don't know what we'd use.. but we'll definitely need some napkins! *smiles quite wickedly*



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"Dr. RONNI" - May I suggest using Bounty.. the 'quicker picker upper'?

JESSA EVE HILL: - Sounds good!


"Dr. RONNI" - My mother... hmmm.. ! Should I take that personally?

JESSA EVE HILL: It IS your mother.. *stuffs face with fork-full of meaty morsel* Mmmmmmmmm! So good!


"Dr. RONNI" - You do have quite the appetite, there..

JESSA EVE HILL: -Indeed..!


"Dr. RONNI" - Since we are on the subject of road trips.. I hear you may be putting some sort of act together to tour with! Care to elaborate?

JESSA EVE HILL: - Ahh, yes! Not too many details yet, but I will say Dancing, Death Metal, Blood, Grind and Gore will be involved..


"Dr. RONNI" - I pity the stage-hands who will have to 'clean-up' after you.. So...Besides mal-paracticing unDEADicine, what else 'turns' you 'on', gets your blood (if indeed it does flow through your living dead corpse) a flowing?

JESSA EVE HILL: - Ahhh.. droppin kids off at the pool (taking a shit), going to live gigs and fests, smoking 'weed', and dancing.. I love to dance!


"Dr. RONNI" - Seems you live a well-rounded life..

JESSA EVE HILL: - I like to think so!



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"Dr. RONNI" - If you had the power and means to change one thing in this fucked up world we live in, what would it be, and why?

JESSA EVE HILL: - I would make 'weed' legal, 'cause.. what the fuck.. seriously!?!


"Dr. RONNI" - I agree.. never should have been illegal in the first place! Two out of two 'Doctors' agree.. LEGALIZE POT! It's good for you! So... any parting words of wisdom or witticism, before you go? Feel free to insert a shameless plug for your time slot here, my dear!

JESSA EVE HILL: - Check out: UNFASHIONABLE CREATURES and METAL ASSAULT RADIO! Be yourself.. whatever that means to YOU! Smoke 'weed', keep it 'brutal', and STAY DEAD! Oh.. and Thank You, Dr. Ronni!


"Dr. RONNI" - Words to 'die by'! Before I go.. I just gotta know.. does she taste good? My mom?

JESSA EVE HILL: - She tatses like chicken!


"Dr. RONNI" - I had a feeling...

JESSA EVE HILL: - The real kind.. NOT that pre-fabricated stuff from 'KFC'!


"Dr. RONNI" - Interesting! I would taste for myself, but that would be like 'cannibalistic-incest'.. or something..

JESSA EVE HILL: - ..or something.. lol


"Dr. RONNI" - Thank you so much for your time, Dr. Eve Hill.. but it looks like the afternoon has just slipped us by, and I still have other victims to stalk.. uhhh.. err.. patients to see..! Ciao, my sweet and evil one! Until we 'meat' again!

JESSA EVE HILL: - Thanks so much! I gotta bounce..


"Dr. RONNI" - Okay! See you soon.. and don't be a stranger!

JESSA EVE HILL: - I won't! Later!



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