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Sun, 1 Mar 2009

dontcha know i've been waiting.... for a (best friend) you could be the one i waaaaaannt (best friend).
Mood:  hungry
Topic: Quiz Results

BY empire2\twincesttower at 3:28 PM EST
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Thu, 18 Dec 2008

grandpa
Mood:  down
Now Playing: LET IT ROCK
Topic: Obits

Three years ago today I found out my grandpa died.

I just wanted to mention it.

I don't like to feel like I've forgotten him.

He was like my best friend.

<3InnocentCry

I miss him.


BY empire2\twincesttower at 9:48 PM EST
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At first I thought it was just an earthquake, but I was obviously mistaken. <3
Mood:  flirty
Now Playing: LET IT ROCK
 Subhumanafterall [9:14 PM]:  there's probably going to be a snow day tomorrow
Subhumanafterall [9:14 PM]: 
and 
Subhumanafterall [9:14 PM]: 
I love you.
AfroManBassNinja [9:14 PM]: 
:O
AfroManBassNinja [9:14 PM]:  and ily2
AfroManBassNinja [9:14 PM]:  WE actually don't have alot of snow.
AfroManBassNinja [9:14 PM]:  We have alot of ice though, so, same thing
Subhumanafterall [9:14 PM]:  we're getting 6-10 inches
AfroManBassNinja [9:14 PM]:  I'd give you about 10
AfroManBassNinja [9:15 PM]:  ...........
AfroManBassNinja [9:15 PM]:  :]
AfroManBassNinja [9:15 PM]:  Anyways
AfroManBassNinja [9:15 PM]:  lol
Subhumanafterall [9:15 PM]:  OH MY GOD
Subhumanafterall [9:15 PM]:  THAT
Subhumanafterall [9:15 PM]:  WAS
Subhumanafterall [9:15 PM]:  AMAZING
AfroManBassNinja [9:15 PM]:  Hahaha
AfroManBassNinja [9:15 PM]:  :]
AfroManBassNinja [9:15 PM]:  ::bows::
Subhumanafterall [9:15 PM]:  my world has been sufficiently rocked today.
AfroManBassNinja [9:15 PM]:  Haha YESSSS
Subhumanafterall [9:17 PM]:  I sqealed. it was bad.
Subhumanafterall [9:17 PM]:  rofl
AfroManBassNinja [9:17 PM]:  lolol
AfroManBassNinja [9:18 PM]:  Nice

BY empire2\twincesttower at 9:41 PM EST
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Wed, 17 Dec 2008

I'm sickkkkkkkkkkkkk
Mood:  irritated
Now Playing: myself sniffling because I'm sick as fuck
Subhumanafterall [3:56 PM]:  you make me feel like crap.
Bradferum [3:58 PM]: 
Psh I make you feel REALLY REALLY goooood
Bradferum [3:58 PM]:  Too much?
Bradferum [3:58 PM]:  lol
Subhumanafterall [3:58 PM]:  [: no.
Bradferum [3:58 PM]:  LOL

BY empire2\twincesttower at 4:02 PM EST
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Thu, 27 Nov 2008

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Mood:  blue
Now Playing: crystal castles "crimewave"
Topic: Quiz Results
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.


"For a sex addict, your tits, your dick, your clit or tongue or asshole is a shot of heroin, always there, always ready to use.
"

PALAHNIUK LULZ.


2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.

Air. Christ.


3.

What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Music videos.


4.

Without looking, guess what time it is: 11:03
The time is on my screen, so I had to look.


5. Now look at the clock.

I already fuckin looked dumb bitch.


6.

With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My grandma not shutting the fuck up.
<3

7.

When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Yesterday to take out the trash.


8.

Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
The computer, you fucking imbecile.


9.

What are you wearing?
YOU SICK FREAK.


10.

Did you dream last night?
I always dream.


11.

When did you last laugh?
Like 2 minutes ago.


12.

What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Degrees and paintings and mirrors.


13.

Seen anything weird lately?
This survey's pretty fucked-up.


14.
What do you think of this quiz?
^^^^^^^^^^

15.

What is the last film you saw?
Augusta, Gone
lol
I loooooooove Lifetime films.


16.

If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Clothing.


17.

Tell me something about you that I don't know:
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME YOU'RE SOME RANDOM PERSON WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU'RE SO DUMB CHRIST

18.

If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Because I sit at home thinking about things like that all day in the event that I will be asked in some MySpace survey.


19.

Do you like to dance?
WTF NO

20.

George Bush: is gay and reminds me of this guy who works at the car wash I go to and my math teacher.


21.

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Harlot LOLOLOLOLOL

22.

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Pilot Inspektor

23.
Would you ever consider living abroad?
WOW RACHEL IT MEANS LIVE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY
and no. I wouldn't.


24.

What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
Suck a dick, douche bag.
<333333333

BY empire2\twincesttower at 11:13 AM EST
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Fri, 21 Nov 2008

VICTORIA LAZA
Mood:  a-ok
Topic: Quiz Results
Mostly true, except I'm not that into music.

V : You are not judgmental
I : Easy to fall in love with
C: People cant help but check u out
T: Loves music
O : Best kisser ever
R: Straight up badass
I : Easy to fall in love with
A: Best Gf/Bf any one could have

L: awesome kisser
A: Best Gf/Bf any one could have
THERE'S NO Z, ASSHOLES
A: Best Gf/Bf any one could have


Delete the other persons first name and repost this with the title
"Your First Name Tells who you are"
in 11 minutes and something wonderful will happen

No nick names





A: Best Gf/Bf any one could have
B : You love a certain someone
C: People cant help but check u out
D: You are really lovable
E: You Are Great in bed
F: people love you
G: You never let people tell you what to do
H: You have a very good personality and good looks
I : Easy to fall in love with
J : People Adore you
K:someone you can trust
L: awesome kisser
M: Easy to fall in love with
N :Beautiful
O : Best kisser ever
P : You are popular with all types of people
Q : You are a hypocrite
R: Straight up badass
S: Loud and likes to have fun
T: Loves music
U:Your the best fucker ever
V : You are not judgmental
W: You are popular
X: You never let people tell you what to do
Y: Worth waiting for....

BY empire2\twincesttower at 4:10 PM EST
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Tue, 11 Nov 2008

i would go to bars everynight (first survey is mine, after stars is rachel's)
Mood:  chatty
Now Playing: humminggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Topic: Quiz Results

oh and btw PARDON means I skip the question.

It's like "pass" or "n/a" or "i'd rather not, fuck off"
don't be a dipshit thanks


1 - When was the last time you cried? Last night.

2 - Have you ever faked sick? No.

3 - What was the last lie you said? If I wanted to tell the truth, I would have the first time.

4 - Have you ever cried during a movie? I Am Sam. Years ago. Shit doesn't look quite that sad now, but whAATever.

5 - Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of? That was a couple years ago.

6 - Have you ever danced in the rain? No, I went the fuck inside.

7 - Have you ever been drunk? I reckon not.

8 - Have you ever tried tried drugs? I fucking HATE drugs, NO.
NEVER
9 - Do you smoke? Ask Shawna.

10 - What's the farthest you've ever gone on a dare? Oh, I don't need to be dared in order to do some fucked-up shit.

11 - What is your full name? Victoria Ann Laza
12 - What is your blood-type? ????
13 - Have you ever been in a car accident? No.

14 - How old were you when you recieved your first kiss? 15
15 - Who was your first kiss? Elizabeth
16 - Have you ever had an online relationship? I reckon so.

17 - Have you ever had phone-sex? I LOVE PHONE SEX<333333333333
18 - Have you ever been rejected by a crush? No.

19 - What is your favourite sport to play? Volleyball
20 - Have you ever made a prank phone call? YES
21 - Have you ever said Yes, I've said ___________
22 - What's your favourite childhood memory? Almost killing Rachel by trying to push her down a flight of stairs in a wheelbarrow because we thought it was a fucking rollercoaster.
LOL
23 - Is there anything that you have done that you regret? Once.

24 - What do you want to be when you grow up? A writer <3333
25 - What is your political persuassion? I'm more liberal than a gastric bypass patient's serving of mashed potatoes.

26 - Have you ever had cybersex? No. I have to hear your voice to get all worked up and shit.
ROFL
27 - Do you believe in g-d? Fuck to the no.

28 - Do you believe in love at first sight? No, but I believe in being a shallow prick.

29 - Do you believe in karma? No.

30 - Who was your first crush? Rachel says that dude from good charolette
31 - Who do yo uhave a crush on? Can I not?
32 - How would you describe yourself? Frisky
33 - What are you afraid of? The dark.

34 - Are you religious? No thanks.

35 - What does your screen name mean? It's a mix of the band Subhumans and the Daft Punk CD Human After All
36 - What person do you trust the most? Rachel Ferguson
37 - Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend? Elizabeth
38 - What is the best compliment you have ever recieved? I love the SHIT outta you.

39 - What is the meanest thing anyone has said about you? Someone's probably saying it right now.

40 - What is the longest crush/relationship you have had? 1 year
41 - What is your greatest strength? My way with words.

42 - What is your greatest weakness? My heart.

43 - What is your perfect pizza? cheese, pineapple, ham,
44 - What is your first thought when waking up in the morning? i have to piss
45 - What is your first thought before you go to bed? i have to piss but im too lazy
46 - What college do you want to go to? Shimer and then Otis
47 - Do you get along with your family? Yes.

48 - Do you play any instruments? Piano
49 - What kind of music do you like? Punk
50 - Do you think you're attractive? I would fuck myself. I try to for the most part, actually.

51 - Would you ever get a tattoo? YES
52 - How many piercings do you have? 0
53 - Who makes you laugh? Rachel Ferguson
54 - Who would you want to be tied to for 24hours? can i not lol
55 - Have you ever seen a dead body? yes
56 - Do you have a celebrity crush? Jennifer Aniston. I don't care how old she gets, she has my heart.

57 - What is one thing scientists should invent? Drinkable cigarettes
58 - Have you ever broken a bone? nooo
59 - What happens after you die? nothing your dead
60 - Do you watch or read the news? sometimes
61 - What stereotype would you label yourself as being? It is truly a hopeless endeavor trying to define me.

62 - Would your friends agree with that stereotypic label? Yes.

63 - If yo ucould change your name, what would you change it to? I'd rather fucking kill myself, thanks.

64 - If you could go back in time to one point in your life, where would you go Maybe a couple years ago so I could be a bit happier or something.

65 - If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change? What are you, nuts?
66 - Have you ever gone skinny dipping? No.

67 - Have you ever played strip poker? nope
68 - Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves? HAHAHAHAHAHA.
NO I MAKE PEOPLE FEEL LIKE SHIT AND I DON'T CARE
SUICIDE HOTLINE HERE I COME
69 - What do you want your friends to think about you? If you don't like me get the fuck off
70 - Whats the biggest argument you've ever gotten into? Everyday I beat my own record.

71 - HAve you ever bitten someone? lol yup
72 - When's your birthday? 19 September 1991
73 - Have you ever stolen anything? lots of times
74 - Do you make wishes on shooting stars? no
75 - Whats the most you've ever eaten in one sitting? A medium Hawaiian pizza, hot wings and a 2 liter of Cherry Pepsi
76 - If you could go back and change one day, what would it be? I have more serious affairs to concern myself with, fuck off.

77 - Do you remember your dreams? yup
78 - Have you ever been in love? Once.

79 - Are you a morning person or a night person? night
80 - Do you have any phobias? THE DARK YOU ALREADY FUCKING ASKED ME WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF GET A GRIP BITCH
81 - What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone? Happens everytime I open my mouth.

82 - Have you ever been to the hospital (other then birth?
I HAVE A TUBE IN MY HEAD
ISN'T THAT THE SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT???????????????
83 - How many screen names do you have? A public and private messenger, msn, yahoo
84 - Do any medical problems run in your family? YEAH
A CASE OF HOT AND SEXY
it's incurable
85 - Have anyone ever been disowned from your family? Yeah. Two people recently, in fact.
LOL
86 - Have you ever had a nightmare? yes
87 - Do you say meaner things to your friends or your enemies? Oh, there's enough bitch to go around.
<3
88 - Would you ever participate in a threesome? I offered Tia and Alexz but they shot me down quite harshly. I must say, my self-esteem is in tatters. TATTERS I tell you.

89 - Would you ever pay for a prostititue? NO
90 - Have you ever mooned or flashed someone? NO
91 - Have you ever cheated on your bf/gf? nope
92 - Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants? no wtf
93 - Have you ever written a love letter? Yes.

94 - Have you ever attempted suicide? yup
95 - Do you prefer boxers or briefs? I don't care which as long as some GAY ASS BUTCH ASS DYKE is wearin em (; that was for you shawna lol
96 - Have you ever been in a fistfight? yes
97 - Do you have any hidden talents? that's for me to know...
98 - What is one thing you want me to know about you? Who the fuck... ARE you????
99 - What is one question you wouldn't want me to ask?Anything, at this point. I think you've asked enough. Seriously. Go outside. Get some friends.

100 - Do you usually prefer books or movies? Books
101 - Who is your favourite person to talk to? Rachel Ferguson, Ben <3 Emahlea is quite fun as well
102 - Who is always able to cheer you up when you're sad? Rachel Ferguson, my tits
103 - Would you ever have sex before marriage? I can't even get married and I sure as fuck am not waiting 80 years for some law to pass before I can get busy
104 - Who do you talk to most on the phone? Rachel Ferguson, Ben
105 - Do you have a secret that yo'ure ashamed of? Me??? Secrets???? SECRET PLATINUM DEODORANT maybe christ
106 - Do you prefer british or american spelling of words? I like British slang better but their spelling annoys the shit out of me.

107 - Have you ever gotten detention? yup
108 - How do you vent your anger? I don't get angry, sorry.

109 - Have you ever been on a diet? Many.

110 - Would you ever date someone younger than you? Older than you? Older plz.

111 - Is your best friend a virgin? She doesn't even KNOW
roflllllllllllllllllllll
112 - What's a rumor someone has spread about you? that im a lesbian. Oh wait, that's true.
Well, it's still a rumor though, right?
113 - What's the kinkiest thing you could ever actually see yourself as doing? Oh my God, the things I'm into...
hm
anything you want if you're hot enough I reckon
114 - What's the meanest thing anyone has ever done to you? Pardon.

115 - What's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you? Pardon.

116 - Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness? Anxiety or some shit.

117 - Have you ever cut yourself on purpose? yup
118 - Have you ever wanted to murder someone? No.

119 - Have you ever hated someone? I only hate one person.
I would tell you but that would be mea-- NANDINI WAHI YOU'RE A FUCKING BITCH
(:
120 - Do you prefer talking on the phone or online? the phone
121 - Do you consider yourself popular? hmmmm I reckon so, but not at school
122 - Would you ever tell the person you have a crush on that you like them? Oh yes, I'm very forward. I get what I want, thanks.

123 - Have you ever had a crush on an enemy? yes
124 - Have you ever had a crush on a best friend? You disgust me.

125 - What is your favourite book? eragon
126 - Do you have a collection of anything? i had pokemon cards
I keep all of my receipts, too.

127 - Are you happy with the person you are becoming? If I weren't I would do something about it.

128 - Are you a different person now then you were 5 years ago? yes
129 - What do you see yourself as being in 5 years from now? Famous.

130 - Are you happy with the life you have? Only in the ways that I can change.

********************************************************************************************************************

survey

1 - When was the last time you cried? today
2 - Have you ever faked sick? i did today
3 - What was the last lie you said? that i had cramps this morning
4 - Have you ever cried during a movie? yup
5 - Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of? this dude at the mall lol
6 - Have you ever danced in the rain? yup
7 - Have you ever been drunk? absolutely
8 - Have you ever tried tried drugs? i try them every day
9 - Do you smoke? yes i do
10 - What's the farthest you've ever gone on a dare? haha ive pissed outside on the road in the winter
11 - What is your full name? Rachel Anne Ferguson
12 - What is your blood-type? i have no idea
13 - Have you ever been in a car accident? yeah when i was like 7
14 - How old were you when you recieved your first kiss? 14
15 - Who was your first kiss? alex pierce
16 - Have you ever had an online relationship? nope
17 - Have you ever had phone-sex? no wtf
18 - Have you ever been rejected by a crush? yup
19 - What is your favourite sport to play? paintball
20 - Have you ever made a prank phone call? lol yes
21 - Have you ever said ...said what lol
22 - What's your favourite childhood memory? when i was in 2nd to 5th grade, and me n victoria made roller coasters in her back yard
23 - Is there anything that you have done that you regret? alot of stuff
24 - What do you want to be when you grow up? eh i figure it out when i get to it
25 - What is your political persuassion? ...huh?...
26 - Have you ever had cybersex? wtf no
27 - Do you believe in g-d? FUCK NO jesus fucking christ
28 - Do you believe in love at first sight? no
29 - Do you believe in karma? yes
30 - Who was your first crush? zeb lol
31 - Who do yo uhave a crush on? i dont...:(
32 - How would you describe yourself? pot head
33 - What are you afraid of? docters,dentist, birds
34 - Are you religious? NO FUCKING WAY
35 - What does your screen name mean? i dunno
36 - What person do you trust the most? hmmm....depends on the situation
37 - Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend? alex pierce
38 - What is the best compliment you have ever recieved? lol i dunno
39 - What is the meanest thing anyone has said about you? that they wanted me to smoke laced weed and rot in hell like the demon i am....lmao
40 - What is the longest crush/relationship you have had? 9 months
41 - What is your greatest strength? i can make up stuff at the top of my head
42 - What is your greatest weakness? im too sensitive
43 - What is your perfect pizza? cheese, pineapple, ham,
44 - What is your first thought when waking up in the morning? i have to piss
45 - What is your first thought before you go to bed? i have to piss but im too lazy
46 - What college do you want to go to? full sail
47 - Do you get along with your family? not my moms side
48 - Do you play any instruments? drums
49 - What kind of music do you like? whatver sounds good
50 - Do you think you're attractive? average
51 - Would you ever get a tattoo? YES
52 - How many piercings do you have? 3
53 - Who makes you laugh? victoria and rebecca
54 - Who would you want to be tied to for 24hours? can i not lol
55 - Have you ever seen a dead body? yes
56 - Do you have a celebrity crush? no
57 - What is one thing scientists should invent? smokeable liquor
58 - Have you ever broken a bone? nooo
59 - What happens after you die? nothing your dead
60 - Do you watch or read the news? sometimes
61 - What stereotype would you label yourself as being? pot head rebel kinda ish
62 - Would your friends agree with that stereotypic label? yup
63 - If yo ucould change your name, what would you change it to? racheal
64 - If you could go back in time to one point in your life, where would you go when joslyn pushed me down the slide when i was 8 i would beat the shit out of her lol
65 - If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change? my emotions
66 - Have you ever gone skinny dipping? yup
67 - Have you ever played strip poker? nope
68 - Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves? id try not to but.....
69 - What do you want your friends to think about you? i dont care
70 - Whats the biggest argument you've ever gotten into? when i was bein bitched at by my aunt, i was yellin on the inside n ran away lol
71 - HAve you ever bitten someone? lol yup
72 - When's your birthday? 7/22/91
73 - Have you ever stolen anything? lots of times
74 - Do you make wishes on shooting stars? no
75 - Whats the most you've ever eaten in one sitting? like a pizza, 4 donuts, two glasses of pop and cheese bead
76 - If you could go back and change one day, what would it be? when my mom met that asshole
77 - Do you remember your dreams? yup
78 - Have you ever been in love? no
79 - Are you a morning person or a night person? night
80 - Do you have any phobias? choking and dying
81 - What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone? when i was smashed i beat the shit out of shawna lol
82 - Have you ever been to the hospital (other then birth? stichesin my lip
83 - How many screen names do you have? 3 or 4
84 - Do any medical problems run in your family? cancer, diabetes, hypothyroidism, adrenaline disorders
85 - Have anyone ever been disowned from your family? i dunno
86 - Have you ever had a nightmare? yes
87 - Do you say meaner things to your friends or your enemies? my friends lol
88 - Would you ever participate in a threesome? no
89 - Would you ever pay for a prostititue? NO
90 - Have you ever mooned or flashed someone? lol yeah
91 - Have you ever cheated on your bf/gf? nope
92 - Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants? almost
93 - Have you ever written a love letter? no
94 - Have you ever attempted suicide? yup
95 - Do you prefer boxers or briefs? lol boxers
96 - Have you ever been in a fistfight? yes
97 - Do you have any hidden talents? maybe
98 - What is one thing you want me to know about you? i dont even know who im talkin to lol
99 - What is one question you wouldn't want me to ask? y would i say it wtf
100 - Do you usually prefer books or movies? movies
101 - Who is your favourite person to talk to? victoria, rebecca, amanda, nick, jared i cant choose one lol
102 - Who is always able to cheer you up when you're sad? victoria lol
103 - Would you ever have sex before marriage? maybe
104 - Who do you talk to most on the phone? victoria lmao
105 - Do you have a secret that yo'ure ashamed of? i dont think so
106 - Do you prefer british or american spelling of words? i cant spell lol
107 - Have you ever gotten detention? yup
108 - How do you vent your anger? i bitch at ppl alot
109 - Have you ever been on a diet? no
110 - Would you ever date someone younger than you? Older than you? i have done both
111 - Is your best friend a virgin? scientificly yes lol
112 - What's a rumor someone has spread about you? that im a lesbian....lmao
113 - What's the kinkiest thing you could ever actually see yourself as doing? lets not go there :D
114 - What's the meanest thing anyone has ever done to you? id rather not say
115 - What's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you? ....i have no idea
116 - Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness?
117 - Have you ever cut yourself on purpose? yup
118 - Have you ever wanted to murder someone? yup
119 - Have you ever hated someone? yup
120 - Do you prefer talking on the phone or online? online
121 - Do you consider yourself popular? not really
122 - Would you ever tell the person you have a crush on that you like them? maybe
123 - Have you ever had a crush on an enemy? no
124 - Have you ever had a crush on a best friend? wtf no lol
125 - What is your favourite book? eragon
126 - Do you have a collection of anything? i had pokemon cards
127 - Are you happy with the person you are becoming? not really
128 - Are you a different person now then you were 5 years ago? yes
129 - What do you see yourself as being in 5 years from now? no idea
130 - Are you happy with the life you have? sure

 

 


BY empire2\twincesttower at 9:02 PM EST
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VISITS MICORRIDO PLZ
Mood:  silly
Now Playing: "3's and 7's" Queens of the Stone Age
Topic: Words of Wisdom

 LULZ

I got a friend request on my public page from a site called MiCorrido, and the note was in Spanish:

Ya escuchaste tu corrido? Si tu siempre has querido tu propio corrido para presumirle a tus amigos o nada mas para ti, visita a www. micorrido.  

 I plugged it into Dictionary.com's translator and it came out as:

You already listened to your in excess one? If your always you have wanted your own one run to be conceited to him to your friendly or any more for you, visits www. micorrido.

All righty then, thanks bunches for clearing that up.


BY empire2\twincesttower at 6:16 PM EST
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Thu, 6 Nov 2008

pre-med, where da hos at
Mood:  not sure
Now Playing: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 Joe ownsfase [3:32 PM]:  after her BIOCHEMISTRY seminar
Joe ownsfase [3:32 PM]: 
she's not a ho
Joe ownsfase [3:32 PM]: 
if she was, she'd be premed
Joe ownsfase [3:32 PM]:  pre-med is where all the hos are

 

 Subhumanafterall [3:35 PM]:  LOL
Subhumanafterall [3:35 PM]: 
why's that????
Joe ownsfase [3:35 PM]: 
what?
Subhumanafterall [3:37 PM]:  why are all the hos in pre-med????
Joe ownsfase [3:38 PM]: 
how should i know?
Subhumanafterall [3:38 PM]:  they just happen to be or what?
Joe ownsfase [3:38 PM]: 
i dunno, but there's a ton of them
Subhumanafterall [3:41 PM]:  lol
Subhumanafterall [3:41 PM]: 
all right then
Joe ownsfase [3:41 PM]: 
it's what i've noticed
Joe ownsfase [3:41 PM]:  and they're not exactly the best looking hos
Subhumanafterall [3:41 PM]:  LOL
Joe ownsfase [3:42 PM]: 
maybe they go into medicine so they can treat their own STDs


BY empire2\twincesttower at 3:43 PM EST
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Sun, 2 Nov 2008

wow
Mood:  irritated
Now Playing: shake it is annoying but not as gay as shut up and let me go
Topic: Quiz Results
+ Known as: Victoria Laza


+ Born: 19/9/1991


+ Haircolor: dark auburn


+ Eyecolor: brownnnn


SECTION 2 - HAVE YOU EVER...

+ Fallen off the bed?
yes

+ Broken someone else's heart?
yes


+ Had your heart broken?
yes


+ Had a dream come true?
Depends on if you mean like sleeping dream or goal dream...

SECTION 3 - CURRENTLY...

+ Wearing:
orange Misfits shirt, hoodie, acid wash jeans, lots of glow stickssss
black socks with little skulls and crossbones and little pink bows on their heads and white Converses

+ Listening to:
some TV in the background

+ Located:
computer room


+ Chatting with:
Brad and Joe


+ Watching:
nothing

+ Should REALLY be:
takin a piss

SECTION 4 - DO YOU...

+ Do you brush your teeth?
I have to force myself to but yes

+ Have any piercings?
not yet
but super soon

+ Drive?
yes

+ Drink?
ew no.


+ Have a cell phone?
yes


SECTION 5 - THE LAST PERSON YOU...

+ Hugged:
Tia


+ IMed:
Brad


+ Talked with on the phone:
Rachel Ferguson

SECTION 7 - PERSONAL...

+ What do you want to be when you grow up?
A WRITER <3
what I am now (:(:(:():+ Known as: Mercedes


+ Born: 12/23/91


+ Haircolor: black


+ Eyecolor: brown


SECTION 2 - HAVE YOU EVER...

+ Fallen off the bed?
yep

+ Broken someone else's heart?
sure have


+ Had your heart broken?
kinda...


+ Had a dream come true?
yep

SECTION 3 - CURRENTLY...

+ Wearing:
sweats and shirt

+ Listening to:
food channel

+ Located:
living room


+ Chatting with:
becca


+ Watching:
food network challenge

+ Should REALLY be:
doing laundry

SECTION 4 - DO YOU...

+ Do you brush your teeth?
yep 3 times a day!

+ Have any piercings?
lots

few in the ears and my lip


+ Drive?
naw

+ Drink?
milk.

=)

+ Have a cell phone?
yesh


SECTION 5 - THE LAST PERSON YOU...

+ Hugged:
sister


+ IMed:
becca


+ Talked with on the phone:
dad

SECTION 7 - PERSONAL...

+ What do you want to be when you grow up?
What I am now
a WRITER <3


+ What comes first in your life?
YOU (:(:(:(:(:


+ Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush?
No, I'm good.



+ What are you most scared of?
The dark.



+ What do you usually think about before you go to bed?
How tired I'm going to be when I wake the fuck up.


+ Did you lose someone you really loved?
Like, die lose or they left lose???

+ How many times have you FALLEN in love:
Once.





SECTION 8 - FAVORITE...

+ Movie:
Jawbreaker

+ Band:
Fugazi
Built to Spill
That's Him! That's The Guy!
I love them all
<3333333333

+ Store:
Barnes & Noble


+ Cousin:
Daryl


+ Sport:
Eating babies

+ Food:
hot Cheetos



+ Candy:
KIT KAT


+ Day of the week:
Tuesday


+ color:
forest green



SECTION 9 - DO YOU...

+ Like to give hugs?
yes


+ Like to walk in the rain?
yeah I love to be wet and cold and uncomfortable
NO fuckin douche bag
Christ

+ Prefer black or blue?
black


+ Sleep on your side, stomach or back?
side


+ Have a goldfish?
no

+ Ever have the falling dream?
All the fucking time.


+ Have stuffed animals?
A shitload.


SECTION 11 - THIS OR THAT...

+ Pierced nose or tongue?
tongue.



+ MTV or BET?
MTV



+ 7th heaven or dawsons creek?
Dawson's Creek



+ Chocolate or flowers?
Flowers



+ Color or Black-and-white photos?
Color

+ Stay up late or sleep in?
Stay up late.




+ Hot or cold?
KATY PERRY




+ Sun or moon?
Moon


+ Left or Right?
Both



+ 10 Acquaintances or one best friend?
Both????



+ Mustard or ketchup?
HOT SAUCE

+ Spring or Fall?
Winter LOL


+ Happy or sad:
Yeah, I want to be sad
stupid bitch


+ Wonder or amazement?
That's the exact same thing.

Kill yourself.



+ McDonald's or Burger King?
Rally's thanks.



+ Mexican or Italian food?
Chinese.

These options suck.
srsly


FIRSTS

First best friend:
RACHEL FERGUSON



First screen name:
kristydoesntsuck



First self purchased CD:
NSYNC


First pets:
Nikki <3


First piercing/tattoo:
Nothing yet


LASTS

Last car ride:
Who cares?

Last good cry:
Like everyday.
LOL


Last crush:
................................


Last phone call:
Rachel Ferguson


Last time showered:
This afternoon


Last shoes worn:
The same shoes I wear everyfuckingday.



Last Song played:
Shake It
God, that shit is annoying.



Last item bought:
Allure Magazine and some gum.


Last annoyance:
You.



Last website visited:
Wow.

WHAT WEBSITE AM I ON RIGHT NOW YOU STUPID BITCH

Last word/s you said:
"You stupid bitch"
lol

Last song you sang:
Shake It
mockingly, but I sang that shit.



What's under your bed?:
Dust and shit.



What time did you wake up today?:
11:00.



Current mood:
Horny.


current food:
What is a current food?
Jesus Christ.



Current hair:
I wear my hair the same way everyday.

Srsly.

I highly doubt anyone who knows me is wondering this.



Current annoyance(s):
WOW.


Current hate:
YOU

Appearance

[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.



[] I think I'm ugly sometimes.



[x] I have many scars.



[x] I tan easily.



[] I wish my hair was a different color.



[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.



[ ] I have a tattoo.



[] I have/I've had braces.



[ ] I wear glasses/contacts
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.



[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.



[] I have more than 2 piercings.



[] I have had piercings in places besides my ears.



[x ] I have/had freckles.





Family/Home Life

[x ] I've run away from home
[x ] I've been kicked out of the house.



[x] My biological parents are together.



[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.



[] I want to have kids.



[ ] I've had children.



[ ] I've lost a child.





School/Work

[x] I'm in school.



[ x] I have a job.



[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.



[x] I almost always do my homework.



[ ] I've missed a week or more of school.



[] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.



[x ] I failed more than 1 class last year.



[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired.





Embarrassment

[x ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.

NO, I DID THAT SHIT ON PURPOSE BITCH
L O FUCKING L
AND I LIKE IT

[] Disney movies still make me cry.



[ ] I've peed from laughing.



[x] I've snorted while laughing.

I ALWAYS DO THAT THOUGH WTF

[] I've laughed so hard I've cried.



[] I've glued my hand to something
[x] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.



[] I've had my pants rip/drop in public.




Health

[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.



[x] I've gotten stitches.



[] I've broken a bone.



[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.



[] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.



[x]I've had my wisdom teeth removed.

NOW THAT WAS SOME BULLSHIT

[ x] I had a serious surgery.



[ ] I've had chicken pox.





Traveling

[x ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.

OHIO LOL

[x ] I've been on a plane.

I LOVE ITTTTTT

[x ] I've been to Canada.



[ ] I've been to Mexico.



[] I've been to Niagara Falls.



[ ] I've been to Japan.



[ ] I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.



[ x] I've been to Europe.



[ ] I've been to Africa.





Experiences

[ x] I've gotten lost in my city.



[x] I've seen a shooting star.



[x ] I've wished on a shooting star.



[x ] I've seen a meteor shower.



[] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.



[] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

BECAUSE THEY DON'T CLEARLY STATE WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO DO SO I NEED TO TEST THEM.... JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE

[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts
[ x] I've been to a casino.



[ ] I've been skydiving.



[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.



[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.



[] I've crashed a car.



[ ] I've been Skiing
[x] I've been in a play.



[x ] I've met someone in person from the internet.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
WHAT KIND OF PHOTOSHOP DO YOU HAVE
CAUSE IT WORKS REAAAALL GOOOOD

[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.



[ x] I've seen the Northern Lights.



[x ] I've sat on a roof top at night.



[x] I've played chicken.



[x] I've played a prank on someone.



[ x] I've ridden in a taxi.



[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.



[x ] I've eaten Sushi.



[ ] I've been snowboarding.






Honesty/Crime

[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.



[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world.



[] I've cheated while playing a game.



[x] I've cheated on a test.



[] I've run a red light.



[x ] I've been suspended from school.



[ x] I've been arrested.

LOL RACHEL



Death and Suicide

[ x] I'm afraid of dying.



[] I hate funerals.



[ ] I've seen someone dying.



[] Someone close to me has committed suicide.



[ ...] I've attempted suicide.



[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.



Materialism

[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.



[] I own iPod or MP3 player.



[ x] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.



[ x] I own a real designer purse
[x ] I own an accesory other than a purse from a designer
[x ] I own something from Hot Topic.



[] I own something from Pac Sun.



[ ] I collect comic books.



[ ] I own something from The Gap.



[x ] I own something I got on e-bay.



[] Majority of my closet is abercrombie/hollister



Random

[ ] I can sing well.



[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.



[ x] I open up easily to others.



[ ] I watch the news.



[ ] I don't kill bugs.



[ x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.



[x] I curse regularly.



[ ] I sing in the shower.



[ ] I am a morning person.



[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.



[ x] I'm a snob about grammar.



[] I am a sports fanatic.



[ x] I twirl my hair
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[] I bake well.



[] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[] I would wear pajamas to school.



[ ] I like Martha Stewart.



[x ] I laugh at my own jokes.

NO I MAKE LAME, UNFUNNY JOKES
KILL YOURSELF

[ ] I eat fast food weekly.



[] I believe in ghosts.



[] I am online 24/7 even with an away message.



[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.



[] I am really ticklish.



[x] I love white chocolate
[ ] I bite my nails.



[ ] I play video games.



[X] I'm good at remembering faces.



[X ] I'm good at remembering names
[ X] I'm good at remembering dates.



[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.



[x] My answers are totally true.


No, I spent all that time on a survey because I'm lying
Christ

BY empire2\twincesttower at 9:46 PM EST
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wow
Mood:  sharp
Now Playing: shake it is annoying but not as gay as shut up and let me go
Topic: Quiz Results
+ Known as: Victoria Laza


+ Born: 19/9/1991


+ Haircolor: dark auburn


+ Eyecolor: brownnnn


SECTION 2 - HAVE YOU EVER...

+ Fallen off the bed?
yes

+ Broken someone else's heart?
yes


+ Had your heart broken?
yes


+ Had a dream come true?
Depends on if you mean like sleeping dream or goal dream...

SECTION 3 - CURRENTLY...

+ Wearing:
orange Misfits shirt, hoodie, acid wash jeans, lots of glow stickssss
black socks with little skulls and crossbones and little pink bows on their heads and white Converses

+ Listening to:
some TV in the background

+ Located:
computer room


+ Chatting with:
Brad and Joe


+ Watching:
nothing

+ Should REALLY be:
takin a piss

SECTION 4 - DO YOU...

+ Do you brush your teeth?
I have to force myself to but yes

+ Have any piercings?
not yet
but super soon

+ Drive?
yes

+ Drink?
ew no.


+ Have a cell phone?
yes


SECTION 5 - THE LAST PERSON YOU...

+ Hugged:
Tia


+ IMed:
Brad


+ Talked with on the phone:
Rachel Ferguson

SECTION 7 - PERSONAL...

+ What do you want to be when you grow up?
A WRITER <3
what I am now (:(:(:():+ Known as: Mercedes


+ Born: 12/23/91


+ Haircolor: black


+ Eyecolor: brown


SECTION 2 - HAVE YOU EVER...

+ Fallen off the bed?
yep

+ Broken someone else's heart?
sure have


+ Had your heart broken?
kinda...


+ Had a dream come true?
yep

SECTION 3 - CURRENTLY...

+ Wearing:
sweats and shirt

+ Listening to:
food channel

+ Located:
living room


+ Chatting with:
becca


+ Watching:
food network challenge

+ Should REALLY be:
doing laundry

SECTION 4 - DO YOU...

+ Do you brush your teeth?
yep 3 times a day!

+ Have any piercings?
lots

few in the ears and my lip


+ Drive?
naw

+ Drink?
milk.

=)

+ Have a cell phone?
yesh


SECTION 5 - THE LAST PERSON YOU...

+ Hugged:
sister


+ IMed:
becca


+ Talked with on the phone:
dad

SECTION 7 - PERSONAL...

+ What do you want to be when you grow up?
What I am now
a WRITER <3


+ What comes first in your life?
YOU (:(:(:(:(:


+ Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush?
No, I'm good.



+ What are you most scared of?
The dark.



+ What do you usually think about before you go to bed?
How tired I'm going to be when I wake the fuck up.


+ Did you lose someone you really loved?
Like, die lose or they left lose???

+ How many times have you FALLEN in love:
Once.





SECTION 8 - FAVORITE...

+ Movie:
Jawbreaker

+ Band:
Fugazi
Built to Spill
That's Him! That's The Guy!
I love them all
<3333333333

+ Store:
Barnes & Noble


+ Cousin:
Daryl


+ Sport:
Eating babies

+ Food:
hot Cheetos



+ Candy:
KIT KAT


+ Day of the week:
Tuesday


+ color:
forest green



SECTION 9 - DO YOU...

+ Like to give hugs?
yes


+ Like to walk in the rain?
yeah I love to be wet and cold and uncomfortable
NO fuckin douche bag
Christ

+ Prefer black or blue?
black


+ Sleep on your side, stomach or back?
side


+ Have a goldfish?
no

+ Ever have the falling dream?
All the fucking time.


+ Have stuffed animals?
A shitload.


SECTION 11 - THIS OR THAT...

+ Pierced nose or tongue?
tongue.



+ MTV or BET?
MTV



+ 7th heaven or dawsons creek?
Dawson's Creek



+ Chocolate or flowers?
Flowers



+ Color or Black-and-white photos?
Color

+ Stay up late or sleep in?
Stay up late.




+ Hot or cold?
KATY PERRY




+ Sun or moon?
Moon


+ Left or Right?
Both



+ 10 Acquaintances or one best friend?
Both????



+ Mustard or ketchup?
HOT SAUCE

+ Spring or Fall?
Winter LOL


+ Happy or sad:
Yeah, I want to be sad
stupid bitch


+ Wonder or amazement?
That's the exact same thing.

Kill yourself.



+ McDonald's or Burger King?
Rally's thanks.



+ Mexican or Italian food?
Chinese.

These options suck.
srsly


FIRSTS

First best friend:
RACHEL FERGUSON



First screen name:
kristydoesntsuck



First self purchased CD:
NSYNC


First pets:
Nikki <3


First piercing/tattoo:
Nothing yet


LASTS

Last car ride:
Who cares?

Last good cry:
Like everyday.
LOL


Last crush:
................................


Last phone call:
Rachel Ferguson


Last time showered:
This afternoon


Last shoes worn:
The same shoes I wear everyfuckingday.



Last Song played:
Shake It
God, that shit is annoying.



Last item bought:
Allure Magazine and some gum.


Last annoyance:
You.



Last website visited:
Wow.

WHAT WEBSITE AM I ON RIGHT NOW YOU STUPID BITCH

Last word/s you said:
"You stupid bitch"
lol

Last song you sang:
Shake It
mockingly, but I sang that shit.



What's under your bed?:
Dust and shit.



What time did you wake up today?:
11:00.



Current mood:
Horny.


current food:
What is a current food?
Jesus Christ.



Current hair:
I wear my hair the same way everyday.

Srsly.

I highly doubt anyone who knows me is wondering this.



Current annoyance(s):
WOW.


Current hate:
YOU

Appearance

[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.



[] I think I'm ugly sometimes.



[x] I have many scars.



[x] I tan easily.



[] I wish my hair was a different color.



[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.



[ ] I have a tattoo.



[] I have/I've had braces.



[ ] I wear glasses/contacts
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.



[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.



[] I have more than 2 piercings.



[] I have had piercings in places besides my ears.



[x ] I have/had freckles.





Family/Home Life

[x ] I've run away from home
[x ] I've been kicked out of the house.



[x] My biological parents are together.



[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.



[] I want to have kids.



[ ] I've had children.



[ ] I've lost a child.





School/Work

[x] I'm in school.



[ x] I have a job.



[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.



[x] I almost always do my homework.



[ ] I've missed a week or more of school.



[] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.



[x ] I failed more than 1 class last year.



[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[ ] I've been fired.





Embarrassment

[x ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.

NO, I DID THAT SHIT ON PURPOSE BITCH
L O FUCKING L
AND I LIKE IT

[] Disney movies still make me cry.



[ ] I've peed from laughing.



[x] I've snorted while laughing.

I ALWAYS DO THAT THOUGH WTF

[] I've laughed so hard I've cried.



[] I've glued my hand to something
[x] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.



[] I've had my pants rip/drop in public.




Health

[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.



[x] I've gotten stitches.



[] I've broken a bone.



[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.



[] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.



[x]I've had my wisdom teeth removed.

NOW THAT WAS SOME BULLSHIT

[ x] I had a serious surgery.



[ ] I've had chicken pox.





Traveling

[x ] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.

OHIO LOL

[x ] I've been on a plane.

I LOVE ITTTTTT

[x ] I've been to Canada.



[ ] I've been to Mexico.



[] I've been to Niagara Falls.



[ ] I've been to Japan.



[ ] I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.



[ x] I've been to Europe.



[ ] I've been to Africa.





Experiences

[ x] I've gotten lost in my city.



[x] I've seen a shooting star.



[x ] I've wished on a shooting star.



[x ] I've seen a meteor shower.



[] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.



[] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.

BECAUSE THEY DON'T CLEARLY STATE WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO DO SO I NEED TO TEST THEM.... JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE

[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts
[ x] I've been to a casino.



[ ] I've been skydiving.



[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.



[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.



[] I've crashed a car.



[ ] I've been Skiing
[x] I've been in a play.



[x ] I've met someone in person from the internet.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
WHAT KIND OF PHOTOSHOP DO YOU HAVE
CAUSE IT WORKS REAAAALL GOOOOD

[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.



[ x] I've seen the Northern Lights.



[x ] I've sat on a roof top at night.



[x] I've played chicken.



[x] I've played a prank on someone.



[ x] I've ridden in a taxi.



[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.



[x ] I've eaten Sushi.



[ ] I've been snowboarding.






Honesty/Crime

[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.



[ ] I am keeping a secret from the world.



[] I've cheated while playing a game.



[x] I've cheated on a test.



[] I've run a red light.



[x ] I've been suspended from school.



[ x] I've been arrested.

LOL RACHEL



Death and Suicide

[ x] I'm afraid of dying.



[] I hate funerals.



[ ] I've seen someone dying.



[] Someone close to me has committed suicide.



[ ...] I've attempted suicide.



[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.



Materialism

[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.



[] I own iPod or MP3 player.



[ x] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.



[ x] I own a real designer purse
[x ] I own an accesory other than a purse from a designer
[x ] I own something from Hot Topic.



[] I own something from Pac Sun.



[ ] I collect comic books.



[ ] I own something from The Gap.



[x ] I own something I got on e-bay.



[] Majority of my closet is abercrombie/hollister



Random

[ ] I can sing well.



[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.



[ x] I open up easily to others.



[ ] I watch the news.



[ ] I don't kill bugs.



[ x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.



[x] I curse regularly.



[ ] I sing in the shower.



[ ] I am a morning person.



[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.



[ x] I'm a snob about grammar.



[] I am a sports fanatic.



[ x] I twirl my hair
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[] I bake well.



[] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[] I would wear pajamas to school.



[ ] I like Martha Stewart.



[x ] I laugh at my own jokes.

NO I MAKE LAME, UNFUNNY JOKES
KILL YOURSELF

[ ] I eat fast food weekly.



[] I believe in ghosts.



[] I am online 24/7 even with an away message.



[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.



[] I am really ticklish.



[x] I love white chocolate
[ ] I bite my nails.



[ ] I play video games.



[X] I'm good at remembering faces.



[X ] I'm good at remembering names
[ X] I'm good at remembering dates.



[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.



[x] My answers are totally true.


No, I spent all that time on a survey because I'm lying
Christ

BY empire2\twincesttower at 9:45 PM EST
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Wed, 29 Oct 2008

my shit is hard core, just sayin
Mood:  caffeinated
Now Playing: SANDSTORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Topic: Quiz Results

Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
If I didn't want to tell the truth I wouldn't bother taking this shit dumb-ass.


What is today's date?
29 October 2008
two days before some LOSER's birthday (;

Who was the last person to call you baby/babe?
Shawna <3
and everyone else cause it's a word and it doesn't mean anything
JUUUUUUUUST SAYIN
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

What's the connection with this person?
I haven't had the pleasure of being eh, connected to her yet.
:P

When you're at the grocery store do you use the self checkout?
Everytime. If they don't have one I don't fuckin shop there.

The bitch's robotic voice does get heaps annoying though, js.


Anyone crushing on you?
Who ISN'T crushing on me????
Let's not be ridiculous now.


What is your relationship status?
I don't do relationships.

Just relations. Thanks.

LOL
YEAH YOU KNOW THAT WAS A GOOD ONE
LAUGH BITCH
LAUGH

Whens the next time you'll see your crush?
I'm not sure when I'll next pass a mirror.


Has anyone ever sang to you?
God, I hate that shit.


Has anyone ever given you roses?
Yeah. It only impressed me once cause I was a moron and in love and shit.

Everyone else just kind of looked like a douche bag.
It's like
I don't even fuckin like you, srsly
fuck off
pussy.

give me some money why the fuck would I want this rotting ass plant shit
I could pick that shit from my yard cheap asshole
that's probably what you fuckin did, srsly

Who do you text the most?:
Rachel, as of Monday.


First person you texted today?
Nate

What is your favorite color?
green
yellow is ugly wtf.


What color are your eyes?
Wow.
look at them asshole

What is a compliment you receive often?
For some reason I always get "I envy you." W E I R D O S. And people always say my eyebrows are perfect (which of course I obsess over so that makes sense). And my skin. Which I know is nice. Fuck it why don't we all just acknowledge that I'm drop-dead gorgeous - gee, I get that one a lot too.
What do you know!!!!
:P


How tall are you?:
5'6"

Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?
Everyone I saw basically.

Except my teachers. And that's just because they're not allowed to say that freaky shit in the workplace.


Whats currently annoying you?
I have to piss but I don't want to get up.
srsly

Do you like your parents?
Yeah.


Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?
Cupcake

Where is the furthest place you've traveled?
Romania.


Which do you prefer, to eat or sleep?
Is the eating option restricted to just, food????
lol
just askin

Do you look more like your mom or your dad?
My dad.


How long does it take you to shower?
5 minutes.


Can you do splits?
What kind of slut even knows if they can do that shit or not LOL

What do you do on New Year's Eve?
pAArty

Can you speak any other language than English?
Romanian
I'm learning Mandarin Chinese
And I can translate Italian into English well enough to read it but I don't know enough of the grammar rules to speak it well so I just read magazines in Italian.


What is the last letter of your middle name?
N

How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
six

Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?:
Click it or ticket

Are you scared of flying?
I love itttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

What do you sleep in?
A bed
what are you some kind of weirdo????

Who was the last person you kissed?
I kissed my tits a few hours ago.

Right one first. Just because it's a bit bigger so I can like lift it to my face better.

stfu I'm cool
I have friends

Do you like funny people or serious people?
Serious people are so annoying
it's like shut the fuck up you're going to die anyway you overdramatic lunatic

What are you listening to?
Definitely not Alexzfjhre5u6ytrfhytgjgfjhgfjhgjghj89E6DGREYIWTREUIWREEzzzzzz's profile song.

Jesus christ

What jewelry do you wear all the time?
Me? Jewelry?
what are you nuts

What do you have planned for tonight?
..................

Is the last person you kissed older than you?
Yes.


Do you have a favorite item of clothing?
My Casualties shirt

Do you like messages or comments better?
Comments.
I think the whole world knows this

Last movie you saw in theaters?
Saw 5

Last thing you ate?
Is a Monster like, food????

What was last thing you drank?
A Monster lol

Are you happy right now?
I finally just went to the bathroom so yeah I'm feelin pretty frisky

If you could have three things right now what would it be?
love
love
hmmmmmmmm I wonder

Who makes you happiest right now?
My dad
my best friend
my sister
my awesome rack
my beautiful face
my new beauty mark
yeah that shit's pretty bitchin


What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping
because during the week I have something called RESPONSIBILITIES
I know that's something you're not familiar with
just know it's important

Are you left handed?
I can write with both handssssssssssssssss

Whats for dinner tonight?
A Monster????????????

What is the last thing you thought about?
Not cottage cheese
jesus christ

When is your birthday?
19 September

Do you want to get married and have children one day?
No but when I die I want to be cryogenically frozen
thanks

BY empire2\twincesttower at 7:11 PM EDT
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Sat, 27 Sep 2008

lol@ brad trying to work out
Mood:  chatty
Now Playing: hello kitty by the ugly trannies
 froglove217 [5:20 PM]:  jFLSDOIFjsdkjflaksjdf
froglove217 [5:20 PM]: 
LO>OLLOLOOLOLOL
froglove217 [5:20 PM]: 
my brother
froglove217 [5:20 PM]: 
was trying to work out
froglove217 [5:20 PM]: 
LOLOOOLLOLOL
froglove217 [5:21 PM]: 
and I was singing "GONNA DO IT AW YEAH GONNA DO IT" in a really gay voice the whole time
froglove217 [5:21 PM]: 
and making him laugh so he couldn't do it, aw yeah
froglove217 [5:21 PM]: 
LO>OLOLOLOLOLOLOL
froglove217 [5:21 PM]: 
HE"S DOING IT AGAIN
froglove217 [5:21 PM]: 
da?
froglove217 [5:21 PM]: 
aw?
froglove217 [5:22 PM]: 
ANSEH MEH
froglove217 [5:23 PM]: 
WE"RE BOTH LEAVING THEN
froglove217 [5:23 PM]: 
AAHOLE
froglove217 signed off at 5:23 PM

BY empire2\twincesttower at 5:31 PM EDT
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Mon, 15 Sep 2008

exes quiz?!! JUST WHAT I FUCKIN NEED
Mood:  flirty
Now Playing: "every me and every you" placebo
Topic: Quiz Results
Would you hug your ex again?
All of them but one.





Why did you and your last ex break up?
Boredom.




How many girlfriends or boyfriends have told you they loved u?
Three.





How many girlfriends or boyfriends did you actually love?
One.




Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
Yes.






Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
Yes.
:/







Are you happier single or in a relationship?
Being single sucks.






Would you ever lie to get an ex back?
Which one?







Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes.








Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
No.






Have you ever had your heart broken?
Once.





If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
Yes.






Do you still love your ex?
I'm not answering this.

No.

I don't know.








Do you believe that you are a good girlfriend or boyfriend?
I've never dated myself, so I don't know.







Have you ever dated some one who was not good to you?
Yes.







Have you dated someone older than you?
I only date people older than me.




Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Yes.






Do you Believe in love at first sight?
No.







Ever want to get married?
Yes.







Ever kissed your friend's boyfriend or girlfriend?
No.





If given a chance, would you like to have your ex back?
Which one?





Still Friends with your exs?
Two of them.





Do You Like Anyone now?
Yes.
://///////////////////////////////////





Does anybody have a tattoo with your name on it?
No, but one day someone will.

BY empire2\twincesttower at 8:41 PM EDT
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Mon, 25 Aug 2008

sex hair
Mood:  caffeinated
Now Playing: SHUT UP AND LET ME GO BY THE TING TINGS IS THE MOST ANNOYING SONG EVER
Topic: Quiz Results
Did you mean it when you said "i love you" last?
I always mean everything I say.




Is it ok if you kiss people when you're single?
Yes.



Do you have a best friend you can tell stuff to and you're sure they wont tell?
Yes.





Do you know anyone that smokes pot?
Unfortunately I know a lot of assfaces who smoke pot.
A N N O Y I N G




What is wrong right now?
My stomach.




Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
No LOL



Do you crack your knuckles?
Alotalotalot.





Do you own big sunglasses?
I have a fucking collection.





Would you go in public looking like you do right now?
I just did.




Do you want to go back to school?
Yes, I'm so excited. I can't wait.





Can you handle the truth?
I can handle anything.




Name a couple of your favorite colors?
Forest green
seaweed
shocking pink



Do you know your father's birthday?
18 July 1949




Do you believe exes can really ever be "just friends"?
Not mine.

LOLOLOL




Ever kissed a blonde haired, blue eyed person?
No. I don't like blondes.





Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
I have.





Did you get your cats claws removed?
I'm allergic to cats.




Ever flung a rubber-band at anyone?
Yes.




Is your mom high-maintainance?
YES lol


Do you remember the Pepsi Commercials with Brittany Spears?
No, but I remember the song. I had it on my computer at one point.

... BRITNEY SPEARS.
Just sayin'



What did you have for breakfast today?
A hot smoothie and two chocolate glazed doughnuts from Tim Horton's.

I was hungry!




Can you determine the difference between a ball and a strike?
No.




Have you ever felt replaced?
Yes.




Are you too shy to tell people when you're developing feelings for them?
I tell whoever I want whatever the fuck I want to tell them.
(:




Do you dance while getting ready for whatever?
Not often. If I'm hyper I do.






Have you broken a bone or had stitches?
I've had stitches.




Did you ever consider a modeling career?
Easiest fucking thing in the world.






Do you read horoscopes?
Everyday.






Do you use T9 word, or abc?
???


Who do you blame for your bad mood today?
I'm in a good mood.



What was the first thing you did this morning?
Take a piss I think.





Do you care of what people think of you?
People I particularly like, yeah.




Who was the last person you took a picture with?
I don't know. But I took a picture of Bradley this morning.





Last person you went to the movies with?
My mom and grandma.




Today, would you rather go back a week or go forward a week?
Forward.





What are you looking forward to right now?
SCHOOL STARTING




Do you miss someone?
Yes.





Does your crush like you back?
No.




What is your current mood?
I'm horny as fuck right now.





If you could go back in time and change something, would you?
Only one thing.





Ever had a near death experience?
I've almost drowned to death at least twice.





Something you do a lot?
Masturbate. Read. Write. Drink Monster.





What did you do today?
I went to school registration.




Where will you be 12 hours from now?
Working. I don't know if I'll be here writing or getting supplies, but I have a lot to do.



Have you ever been to a tanning bed?
Haha! No.




Is it easy for others to make you feel awkward?
No. But it's easy for me to make others feel awkward.
:D




Where do you wish you were right now?
Office Max.





Does anyone hate you for no reason?
Plenty of people.






Have you ever kissed someone who's name starts with the letter E?
(:
It's "whose" by the way.




Has anyone ever borrowed something from you and never returned it back?
All the time, but I have so much extraneous shit I don't bother to confront them. And that's if I even notice.





Today did you hug a person you have feelings for?
No.





What was the first thing you thought this morning?
I need to pee, Jesus fucking Christ. It's like this every morning.





How is your day so far?
Busy. I feel good.




What's your favorite season?
Winter.





Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
SO ANNOYING




Do you know anyone who would just drop everything to come see you?
Yeah. Too many. It's a bit weird.

BY empire2\twincesttower at 2:55 PM EDT
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Sun, 24 Aug 2008

supercalifragilisticexpealidocious
Mood:  crushed out
Now Playing: SHUT UP AND LET ME GO BY THE TING TINGS IS THE MOST ANNOYING SONG EVER
Topic: Quiz Results
Do you flip your pillow to the cold side?
Yes.



Do you sleep with one leg out from under the cover?
No.


Do you like to hold or be held?
That's gay.



Do you want a small or big wedding?
BIG
HUGE
COLOSSAL
TELEVISED
SHIT!


Have you ever churned butter?
No.



If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Forest green.
(:


If you could win a couple front row tickets to a game, any sport, any team?
The Lugnuts so that if I get bored I can walk right out and be home.

LMAO


If you found out you couldn't have kids, would you adopt?
Ew.



What woke you up this morning?
I did?

Where are you?
The computer room.


How was your weekend?
Fun.


Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
My family.



When was the last time you cried?
The day before yesterday.



Ever thrown up in public?
Yes.


Would you take a bullet for anyone?
Anyone.

I'm just like that I suppose.


where would you like to live?
Downtown.



What kind of house would you like?
I don't like houses. I reckon I'll live in an apartment my whole adult life.



Who is your number 1 on your top friends list?
Rachel Ferguson


Are you good friends with this person?
Best fraaans.



How often do you log in to myspace?
Two to three times a week. Everyday if I'm sick and stuck at home or something.



Do you like candy necklaces?
Yes.


What was the last thing you drank?
Hawaiian Punch. I really don't like it...


What are you doing this weekend?
It's over.



What's your favorite kind of soda?
Cream soda.


Do you have a bad habit?
Biting my nails.

Being nostalgic.


Do you have any credit cards?
No.


Do you have bills?
Yes.


One wish you have?
To go back in time.



How many times have you eaten sushi?
Two or three.

I love it though.



What do you want right now?
For school to fucking start already.

BY empire2\twincesttower at 2:47 PM EDT
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This is awesome.
Mood:  crushed out
Now Playing: SHUT UP AND LET ME GO BY THE TING TINGS IS THE MOST ANNOYING SONG EVER
Topic: Quiz Results
Go to photobucket (don't sign in)
- Type in your answer to the question in the "search" box
- Copy the html and paste for the answer



whats your name?
I reckon she could pass for me, too



whats your favorite color?



The closest object to you that is pink?




Favorite flower?

This is the kind of thing I'm bound to end up impulsively getting tattooed on myself.



whats your favorite drink?




who is your celebrity crush?






When did (do) you graduate?



last store you shopped at?




who is on your mind right now?
Doesn't get any better than JENNIFER ANISTON




High school mascot?
It's pathetic that I have no idea.




whats the last tv show you watched?



whats the last movie you watched?
Just for Shawna.




What kind of car do you drive?
When I turn 17.
<3cadillac_sls_china.jpg picture by losersalwayswin-photosarenow

Until then I have to drive the black one.
):



whats your favorite candy?
There's nothing better baby.


BY empire2\twincesttower at 2:43 PM EDT
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Sat, 23 Aug 2008

How many T's do YOU get?
Mood:  not sure
Now Playing: "just dance" lady gaga
 Bradferum [6:13 PM]:  He's a britt with a sweet hat
 Bradferum [6:13 PM]:  BAM
 Subhumanafterall [6:13 PM]:  BRITT?
 Subhumanafterall [6:13 PM]:  LMAO
 Bradferum [6:13 PM]:  BRITT
 Subhumanafterall [6:13 PM]:  GOOD GOING
 Subhumanafterall [6:13 PM]:  ASS
 Bradferum [6:13 PM]:  He's so awesome
 Bradferum [6:13 PM]:  he gets two t's.
 Subhumanafterall [6:13 PM]:  aw
 Subhumanafterall [6:13 PM]:  you're such a CUNTT
 Subhumanafterall [6:13 PM]:  YOU GET TWO T'S AS WELL
 Subhumanafterall [6:13 PM]:  <333333

BY empire2\twincesttower at 6:17 PM EDT
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Mon, 18 Aug 2008

Caught red-handed, bitch!
Mood:  amorous
Now Playing: "7 things" miley cyrus

Whether or not he meant to say it, Brad totally implied that I'm hot today. AND I AM GOING TO HOLD IT OVER HIS HEAD FOREVER <3333333 

 

Bradferum [8:57 PM]:  HAHAHAH its totally fucked up your view on what men should be doing
Bradferum [8:57 PM]: 
LOL
Bradferum [8:57 PM]: 
LOL
Bradferum [8:57 PM]: 
LOL
Bradferum [8:57 PM]: 
LOL
Bradferum [8:57 PM]: 
LOL

Subhumanafterall [8:59 PM]: 
what do you mean?
Bradferum [9:00 PM]: 
You think that since your attractive and funny that all guys should accept your advances
Bradferum [9:01 PM]: 
especialy my kind, the nerdy ugly type.
Bradferum [9:01 PM]: 
lolz
Bradferum [9:01 PM]:  it entertains me.


BY empire2\twincesttower at 9:08 PM EDT
Updated: Mon, 18 Aug 2008 9:11 PM EDT
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Thu, 24 Jul 2008

I got mad game bitch
Mood:  chatty
Now Playing: "paratroop disco" play pretty for baby
 maddyheartsfuery [12:10 PM]:  You got me all excited, I'm about to start twitching.
Subhumanafterall [12:11 PM]: 
that's what all the girls say

BY empire2\twincesttower at 12:13 PM EDT
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