WE SALUTE YOU!!!!!!!
WELCOME TO THE SALUTE PAGE!!!! THIS IS A COLLECTION OF THOSE THAT DESERVE TO BE SALUTED!!!!!
TEN-HUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO ON YA BOY YE...
saddam is ''STAYIN ALIVE''... WE SALUTE YOU SADDAM FOR,,, JUST CUS...
BIG BALLS FROM THE FALLS
GO ON YA BOY YE!!!!!!! THIS FELLA GETS ALL THE WOMEN!!! OULD BIG BALLS FROM THE FALLS!!! RUMOUR HAS IT, HE WAS GIVIN CHEEK IN WORK ONE DAY AND HE GOT THE SACK!!!!!
WEE POLEGLASSER
THIS GUYS GOT SOMETHING GOIN... WHAT BETTER WAY TO GET SYMPATHY THAN TO SLICE 'N' DICE THE OULD LEG... WE SHOULD ALL TAKE A LEAF OUTTA HIS BOOK!!!!! WE SALUTE YOU DIRTY POLEGLASSER!!!!!!!!

IT TURNS OUT THAT BERT(FROM SESAME STREET) HAS BEEN CO-ORDINATING WITH OSAMA BIN-LINER ON INSTIGATING ATROCITIES, IT IS BELIEVED THAT HE HELPED CO-ORDINATE 9/11 OR IS IT 11/9? YOU TELL ME? ANYWAY BERT, WE'VE MISSED YOU AND WE'RE GLAD TO SEE THAT YOULL BE BACK ON T.V SOON!! DOWN WITH IMPERIALISM!! WE SALUTE YOU BERT!!!
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