TORBYS NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TORBYS NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE HEADLINES TODAY...... AS ONCE REPORTED ON TORBYS NEWS, CASTLE STREET ALCOHOLICS FORMED A STRIKERS UNION, MORE RECENTLY, WE HAVE NEWS OF A BITTER FEUD WITHIN THE RANKS OF THE ORGANISATION, REPORTS SAY THAT THEY REMAIN DIVIDED OVER STRIKING FOR LOWER PRICES ON CERTAIN BRANDS, THESE BRANDS INCLUDE, BUCKFAST, OLD 'E', AND SOMETHING CALLED WHITE LIGHTNING. FUNGUS MUNGUS, A CASTLE STREET ALCO, HAD THIS TO SAY, "uuh, AaAAh, old e EM FUCKERS OVER ER!! fucKIn aAaaHH!!
MICHAEL JACKSON, A.K.A. WACKO JACKO, WAS ARRESTED THE OTHER DAY AWAITING TRAIL FOR TOUCHING KIDS, WHEN QUESTIONED ABOUT THE '''ALLEGED''' OFFENCES HE REPLIED, "IT WASN'T ME I TELL YOU!! IT WAS THE BOOGIE!!"
MICHAEL JACKSON WAS ONCE ON TRIAL AS THE NGLAND MANAGER, HOWEVER IT WAS NEVER MADE PUBLIC. IT HAS BEEN REPORTED THAT HE WAS FIRED BECAUSE HE KEPT PUTTING SEAMEN IN THE UNDER 14'S...
AFTER THE RECENT SACKING MICHAEL WAS SPOTTED ON A BEACH IN FLORIDA. ONLOOKERS REPORTED THAT HE WAS NOT HAPPY AND WAS STIRRING UP TROUBLE. APPARANTLY HE WAS APPROACHED BY ONE MAN WHO SHOUTED AT HIM, "GET OUT OF MY SUN!!". WHETHER JACKO WAS PREVENTING THE MAN FROM A SUN-TAN OR WAS TOUCHING HIS CHILD IS UNKNOWN. INVESTIGATIONS ARE ONGOING...
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