...ANIMALS THAT COULD DIE IF YOU STARTLED THEM...

...WHAT YOU WILL SEE ON THIS PAGE IS A COLLECTION OF THE WEIRD AND THE WONDERFUL, MAYBE IT WAS ONE OF MOTHER NATURES BAD DAYS, MAYBE SHE HAD A TIF WITH FATHER NATURE...ENJOY...

I KNOW IT MAY NOT SEEM POSSIBLE FOR THIS ANIMAL TO DIE IF YOU JUMPED OUT ON IT AND SHOUTED SOMETHING OBSCENE, BUT THINK OF IT THIS WAY, ITS A TWO HEADED MOO.
NOW BARE WITH ME HERE... SO YOUR HIDING BEHIND THE SHED WAITING ON THE MOO TO WALK PAST, YOU SEE IT COMING IN YOUR DIRECTION AND AS SOON AS ITS ALMOST RIGHT BESIDE YOU, YOU JUMP OUT...
NOW THE MOO, HAVING TWO HEADS, HASNT GOT THE SLIGHTEST CLUE WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED, AND IT DOESNT KNOW WHICH WAY TO GO (CONFLICT OF MINDS), THE LEFT HEAD TRIES TO GO LEFT, AND THE HEAD ON THE RIGHT TRIES TO GO RIGHT, THE MOO GETS RIPPED IN TWO...

AND THERE YOU ARE, YOU STARTLED THE MOO AND IT DIED...

RUMOUR HAS IT THESE WEE BUGGERS CAN JUMP UP TO THREE FEET IN THE AIR WHEN STARTLED, SO WHAT YOU DO IS SCARE THE WEE FUCKER TO DEATH AND HE'LL JUMP REALLY HIGH, AND WHEN HES IN MID-FLIGHT ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS REMOVE THE GROUND FROM BENEATH HIM, AND WATCH HIM FALL. DEAD ARMADILLO!!

OH, DEER-Y ME, I DONT THINK THAT YOU COULD ACTUALLY SCARE THIS THING TO DEATH BUT IT WOULD SURE SCARE THE FUCK OUT OF ME...LOOK AT THAT HEAD...

I DONT KNOW HOW ID DO THIS ONE, BUT MAYBE IF YOU RUN UP BEHIND HIM AND SCARE HIM OFF OF THAT FUCKIN' SWING HE'D FALL BACK AND SMASH HIS HEAD...

MORE TO COME AS SITE IS STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION...