The following Prank IM's are completely real and were conducted by baiting poor hapless souls in the AOL Instant Messenger Community Chat forums. The text has not been edited except to include pertinent information (pictures, etc.) that could not be directly copied. All screennames are real and have not been altered (do you think I care if you want to fuck with these losers?).

Alternate screennames used by The iBook Kid for these pranks:
Tryor5zero
sishyjs33
klimper23
ALLIOAFSWATKINS

Your day-to-day pathetic loser
Up with socialism
GREG!!
Phone-sex fling
McCarthyism meets voyeurism
Ding-dong, Swedomania calling
Eminem fan attempt 1
Eminem fan attempt 2
Eminem fan returns!!!
I amp up the off-color rhetoric on a complete moron, blow my cover, and still come up standing
A Ulyssean moron
The internet seems to be getting less horny
Dragon/Howard/Jacob and I decide to call it quits
Look at this hunky-hunk!! Really, look at him.
I'm gonna fry me up some...dick
It's that time of the month...to change the tubes in my Westinghouse Tele-Vision so I can watch more Cheech and Chong
As Stevie Wonder might say, "you got it bad, girl." Bad like anus-touching bad.
Droppin' some knowledge into a bottomless pit
A real Georgia Peach (new)
And a real strange cucumber (new)
As ELO might say, OH! OH! TELEPHONE LI-I-INE! GIVE ME SOME TIME!! (new)
Finally! I'm not confusing my gender identities! I'll call it, "The Taming of the AOL-Chica" (new)
I'll call it, "The Brat Corollary" (read above first) (new)
A gentleman indeed. Haha. (new)
Some people say I'm pretty fly for a moron (new)
He is risen (no, I do not mean it like that) (new)
He is risen (and I mean it both ways) (new)
Call Chris Isaak, I've got a new band member for him (new)
This kid used to play the piano, then mom encouraged him to start smoking weed

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