my next attempt at chatting it up with an M&M fan. i mean eminem. better luck on this one. i was able to keep her going for a bit despite the threat of an overbearing mother. notice how i pretend to be a 14-year old from a fictitious state.

shadyzgurl25: yo,...i luv em
klimper23: EXCELLENCE
klimper23: A/S/L?
shadyzgurl25: 14/f/tx
shadyzgurl25: u
klimper23: 14/M/MB
shadyzgurl25: koo koo
klimper23: WHATS YOUR FAVORITE ALBUMS?
shadyzgurl25: umm,...marshall mathers lp and slim shady lp
klimper23: HOT LUNCH
shadyzgurl25: slim shady ep is pretty good 2
klimper23: I'M PERSONALLY A FAN OF HIS MONTGOMERY SUMMER TOUR BOOTLEGS
klimper23: ARE U FAMILIAR?
shadyzgurl25: mk,..
shadyzgurl25: nah
klimper23: OH WELL YOU SHOULD TRY TO FIND THEM, THEY'RE REALLY BITCHITNGN
shadyzgurl25: koo
klimper23: SO WHAT ELSE DO YOU ENJOY TO DOING
shadyzgurl25: ummmm,...hangin w/ my peeps, playing sports and chattin on aim
shadyzgurl25: u
klimper23: SO "CHATTIN ON AIM" IS A GOOD TIME?
shadyzgurl25: ya,....y
klimper23: I ENJOY LISTENING TO EMANMNIMEM, ROTATING TIRES, GROWING MARIJUANA, AND SIPHONING OIL FROM GO-KARTS
shadyzgurl25: u into weed
klimper23: AND OCCASIONALLY HAVING INTERCOURSE
klimper23: WHY YES I DO ENJOY A GOOD TOKE NOW AND THEN AFTER DINNER
shadyzgurl25: damn,....ur a lil bad boy - ;-);-)
klimper23: THAT'S WHAT THE POLICE TELL ME
shadyzgurl25: lol - thats tite
klimper23: I ONCE ATE A PEPSI BOTTLE CUZ A FRIEND OF MINE TOLD ME HE'D GIVE ME WEED FOR IT
klimper23: HE NEVER DID AND I PUNCHED HIS AUNT
shadyzgurl25: well,...sry,...but i gotta bounce i'll talk 2 ya chillens laterz
shadyzgurl25: omg
klimper23: NO PLEASE STAY
klimper23: PLEASE STAY I WANNA TALK
shadyzgurl25: i cant - my mom will kick my ass if i do
klimper23: COME ON I'LL GIVE YOU WEED TIPS
shadyzgurl25: lol - yo u dont no my mom she gets pissed
klimper23: TELL HER IT'S A PROJECT FOR SCIENCE FAIR
shadyzgurl25: i'll ttyl
klimper23: ALL YOU EMNANMIMEAM FANS ARE THE SAME
klimper23: ALWAYS MISREPRESENTIN
shadyzgurl25: luv ya stay sweet - :-D:-*;-)
klimper23: I JUS WANNA TALK :-(
klimper23: AWWWW
klimper23: NOW I'M CRYING
shadyzgurl25: nah its not like that - i gotta go im sry i'll get back on tommorrow
shadyzgurl25: dont cry
shadyzgurl25: ill get back on 2 morrow
klimper23: YOUR SO COOL THOUGH
shadyzgurl25: luv ya
shadyzgurl25: gotta go
klimper23: OH MY GOD MY WEED IS ONO FIRE
shadyzgurl25: lol - thanx - u 2
klimper23: HELP
shadyzgurl25: lol
shadyzgurl25: buh bye
klimper23: MY ROOM IS SMOKING
shadyzgurl25: lol
klimper23: THE CAT IS SCREAMING
shadyzgurl25: ttyl
klimper23: HELP

“shadyzgurl25” signed off at 10:47:54 PM.

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