this kid is cool 'cause he wants phone sex. a short but funny one.

yallscrewed: hi
klimper23: HEYLO
klimper23: A/S/L?
yallscrewed: 17/m/ny
yallscrewed: u
klimper23: WOW
klimper23: 19/F/MA
klimper23: U?
yallscrewed: 17/m/ny
yallscrewed: looks?
klimper23: WOW
klimper23: LOOKS? WELL LET'S SEE
klimper23: I HAVE BLONDE HARE, BLU EYEZ, AND BREASTESERESES
klimper23: OOPS I MEAN BREASTSES
klimper23: ARE YOU THERE CHIEF
yallscrewed: yea
yallscrewed: horny?
klimper23: AS A MOOSE!
klimper23: YOURSELF?
yallscrewed: kinda
yallscrewed: ever had phone sex?
klimper23: PSHAW! PHONE SEXES IS FOR CHUMPS AND TIRE SALESMEN
yallscrewed: so have you or no
klimper23: THE DAY I HAVE PHONE SEX IS THE DAY RAY SKALSKADJIAN BECOMES PRESIDENT
yallscrewed: so is that today?
klimper23: DO YOU SEE RAY SKALSKADJIAN BEING INAUGURATED FRIEND?
klimper23: I DO NOT HAVE A TELEPHONE
yallscrewed: yes
klimper23: PLEASE JUST COMFORT MY SWEATY VAGINA WITH YOUR SENSUAL TYPING
yallscrewed: hi
klimper23: HEYLO
klimper23: A/S/L?

“yallscrewed” signed off at 12:02:25 PM.

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