any girls who have ever put a cucumber or sno-cone up their nether regions, please see me. i think he signs off because i'm too sexy and crazy!!
mbog11: hi, asl?
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WELL WELL! 16/F/MO
mbog11: 18 m
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: AND ARE YOU INTERESTING I HOPE? NO ONE IS INTERESTING ANYMORE
mbog11: what do you have in mind
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: ARE YOU JUST AN INTERNET MAN LOOKING FOR INTERNET LOVE???
mbog11: is that what you want or what
mbog11: what are you looking for
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I AM LOOKING FOR A COOL MAN WHO ENJOYS OPEN-MINDED WOMEN AND PERHAPS BEING KINKY
mbog11: love kinky
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WELL WELL! NOW WE'RE GETTING DOWN TO BUSINESS
mbog11: love getting down
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: OH I BET YOU DO
mbog11: sex
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: THAT'S IT? THAT'S WHAT'S SO KINKY??
mbog11: you like it in the ass
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: AH NOW THERE WE GO!
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: IT'S ALWAYS SUPER UP THE POOPER!
mbog11: what are you into
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: ANYTHING MY MAN TELLS ME
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: TELL ME HOW KINKY YOU CAN GET
mbog11: what really gets you wet
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WELL I'VE ALWAYS HAD A THING FOR GUYS WHO KNOW A LOT ABOUT WINE
mbog11: what are you wearing
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: A MAJORLY BADONKADONK THONG WITH BUNNIES ON IT, AND SOME TIGHT BIKE SHORTS
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: NO TOP!!!! NO TOP
mbog11: how big are your tits
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: BIGGER THAN YOU'D THINK
mbog11: tell me please
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: MY BROTHER SAYS BY BREASTERSES EVEN GIVE HIM A BONER
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: 34E
mbog11: I can see why
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: BY=MY
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: OOPS
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: SOMETIMES MY BRETESASERS GET IN THE WAY OF TYPING HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
mbog11: love to fuck a nice set of tits
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: IN ADDITION TO THE REST OF THE BODY?
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
mbog11: love to fuck every hole you have
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: EVEN THE EARS?
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: SERIOUSLY THOUGH, EVEN THE EARS?
mbog11: no Im to big to get it in there
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I BET
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: HOW "BIG" IS ""BIG""?
mbog11: 8 1/2 and thick
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: THICK LIKE MOTOR OIL?
mbog11: thick like a cucumber
mbog11: big,
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: YOU KNOW, BOG, I'VE MET A LOT OF GUYS, AND I DON'T THINK ANY OF THEM HAD A PENIS WITH THE GIRTH OF A CUCUMBER
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: NOT UNLESS IT WAS LIKE A BABY CUCUMBER NOT EVEN OFF THE VINE
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WHAT DO CUCUMBERS GROW ON?
mbog11: vines
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: SUAVE
mbog11: its a very tight fit
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: OKAY SO NOW DOWN TO BUSYNESS
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: TIGHT LIKE SOULIVE?
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WITH NEAL EVANS ON CUSTOMIZE
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: OOPS
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: SORRY, THAT WAS A TYPO MISTAKE!!
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I MEANT TO SAY "WITH NEAL EVANS ON CUSTOMIZED HAMMOND B-3"
mbog11: you lost me
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: DARN IT
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WELL, FORGET ABOUT THAT, AND LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR MANSTEAK AND MY VARIOUS ORIFICES
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: IF I WERE A SNO-CONE, HOW WOULD YOU EAT ME?
mbog11: I would lick it up after I made it melt
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE TO MAKE ME MELT, MR. MAN
mbog11: then fuck the hell out of it
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: THAT'S UNORTHODOX
mbog11: but it feels goooooooood
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: TO FUCK A SNO-CONE?
mbog11: to fuck most anything
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: PERSONALLY, I WOULDN'T WANT A FROZEN PRODUCT IN MY BUSINESS DISTRICT
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: OH REALLY? ALMOST ANYTHING?
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED A PRINTER?
mbog11: once I put my cock in you it would get hot fast
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: LET'S HOOK THAT UP!!
mbog11: no I try to only fuck hot girls
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: OOOO! IS THAT AN INSULT?
mbog11: no
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: SO YOU'RE SAYING I'M NOT HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU?
mbog11: you like to fuck dont you
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: BY JUPITER I SURE DO!
mbog11: no, wish you were here so I could fuck your tits, then your hot wet pussy and then you hott ass
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I TRY TO GET IN A CERTAIN MONTHLY QUOTIENT OF FUCKING
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WAIT WAIT WAIT
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: TELL ME, STEP-BY-STEP, INCLUDE DIAGRAMS IF YOU HAVE TO, ON HOW YOU'D FUCK MY TITS, CHIEF
mbog11: I would squeeze them together and put my cock between them and fuck them
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: OH MY
mbog11: then slide it on up into your mouth so you could suck my hard cock
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I MUST TELL MY FRIEND YOLANDA ABOUT THIS
mbog11: see have big tits
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: EVEN BIGGER THAN MINE!!
mbog11: damm
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: SO TELL ME, BOG, IF YOU WERE ABOUT TO ENGAGE IN ANAL SEX, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I HAD TO TAKE A SERIOUS DUMP?
mbog11: never ran into that before
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: HAHA!
mbog11: you never had your tits fucked
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: NO INDEED
mbog11: try it some time
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: HEY I JUST THOUGHT OF A GREAT WAY TO TATTOO YOUR PENIS
mbog11: then that the cock in you mouth and suck it
mbog11: hows that
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: IF THAT WERE COHERENT ENGLISH I'D TELL YOU WHAT I THOUGHT OF IT
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: BUT NO, MY IDEA FOR TATTOOING YOUR PENIS! FUCK A CD BURNER!!
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: YOU KNOW HOW YOU SAID YOU'D FUCK ALMOST ANYTHING? WELL THERE YOU GO, IT'S LIKE A TWO-FOR-ONE DEAL!
mbog11: so are you getting wet
mbog11: I would prefer to fuck you instead
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WETTER THAN A CATBIRD IN THE MISSISSIPPI
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO G OG OG OOG OOGO OG GO
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: COME ON, BLOG, I NEED ACTION, LET'S GO
mbog11: so what are you doing, are you just rubbing your clit or are you finger fucking your cunt
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I WAS ACTUALLY BAKING COOKIES
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: BUT IF YOU'D PREFER THAT I DO THOSE THINGS, THAT IS AN OPTION
mbog11: you have a cucumber in the fridge
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: LISTEN, CHARLIE, I'VE TRIED PUTTING ALL MANNER OF VEGETABLES UP MY VAGINER, IT'S LIKE TRYING TO PARK A TRUCK IN A CEREAL BOX
mbog11: that is what it is like to try and take my cock
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WELL THEN I SUPPOSE I'D BETTER ADJUST THE REARVIEW MIRRORS
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: CUZ WE'RE GONNA PARK THAT RIG!
mbog11: if you had a cucumber you could fuck your wet pussy with it and think it was me
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: MAYBE IF I DREW A LITTLE FACE ON IT
mbog11: I want you to make yourself cum for me
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I MIGHT HAVE TO BREAK OUT THE HEAVY ARTILLERY FOR THAT
mbog11: do it then
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: IT'S KNOWN AS THE JACOBS MODEL B-3 DIGITALLY-CONTROLLED VIBRATOR
mbog11: give be all the juciey details
“mbog11” signed off at 5:32:35 PM.