WAxmONkeY88: hey
TheiBookKid: WHY GOOD EVENING SIRE
WAx m ONkeY 88: hey
TheiBookKid: WHAT DO YOU WANT
TheiBookKid: SIRE
WAx m ONkeY 88: to talk
TheiBookKid: WELL WELL WELL
TheiBookKid: I AM FLATTERED
TheiBookKid: NOW WHO YOU BE
WAx m ONkeY 88: J
WAx m ONkeY 88: and u
TheiBookKid: WHAT? WHAT DOES THAT HOOK MEAN, I KNOW NOT THESE TONGUES VERY WELL EWE SEE
TheiBookKid: BECAUSE MY NAME IS SVETLANA BOGKINSKAYANSKIPOROSHKINTONOVTUPOLEVCHERNOBYLOV
WAx m ONkeY 88: J like the letter j
TheiBookKid: FOR REAL I'M 16/F
TheiBookKid: OH REALLY
WAx m ONkeY 88: im 15/m
TheiBookKid: AND THAT IS YOUR NAME? JUST THE LETAR "J"??
WAx m ONkeY 88: ya
WAx m ONkeY 88: its Jay
TheiBookKid: WELL THEN SIRE, WHO IS YOUR BANKER
WAx m ONkeY 88: banker?
WAx m ONkeY 88: huh
TheiBookKid: NOW LISTEN MOUTHIE
TheiBookKid: SO YOU PROFESS TO KNOW THE WAY OF THE WOMEN
WAx m ONkeY 88: ok
TheiBookKid: YES?
TheiBookKid: AM I CORRECT SIRE?
WAx m ONkeY 88: can u please talk normally
TheiBookKid: I WILL HAVE INTERLOCUTIONS WITH YOU IF YOU PLEASE TO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SEXUALS
TheiBookKid: HAVE EWE EVER HAVEN THE PENIS-VAGINA CONNECTION?
TheiBookKid: WHAT IS NORMAL TO YOU SIRE?
WAx m ONkeY 88: yes
WAx m ONkeY 88: like talk the way i am so i can understand ye
TheiBookKid: WHOA WHOA WHOA THERE DIESEL-MAN
WAx m ONkeY 88: ?
TheiBookKid: SO EWE WANT ME TO CONFORM TO EWR STANDARDS? WHAT IF I CANNOT UNDERSTAND YOU?
TheiBookKid: LET US START ANEW
WAx m ONkeY 88: ok
WAx m ONkeY 88: hey
TheiBookKid: HEY IS FOR DRAUGHT-MULES, NOT FOR LLAMAS
TheiBookKid: I AM A SMALL WOMAN
WAx m ONkeY 88: ok
TheiBookKid: FROM RUSSIA THE MOTHERLAND
WAx m ONkeY 88: your from russiia?
WAx m ONkeY 88: russia*
TheiBookKid: YES, ALL THE WAY FROM THE TINY VILLAGE OF BOROSZHEKSKYIAUANSHOVTINAYAKOMMUNIZMASKINOV
WAx m ONkeY 88: cool
TheiBookKid: DO YOU KNOW IT?
WAx m ONkeY 88: no
TheiBookKid: IT IS IN THE PROVINCE OF TIFLISISIFISIFISISSNKI
WAx m ONkeY 88: um ok
TheiBookKid: OK THEN
TheiBookKid: YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH KOMMUNISM?
WAx m ONkeY 88: ya y
TheiBookKid: BECAUSE TEH MOTHERLAND WAS ONCE A GREAT KOMMUNIST POWER, YES
WAx m ONkeY 88: ya
WAx m ONkeY 88: ok do u have a picture?
TheiBookKid: WE HAD TEH NUKLEAR WEAPONS TO KILL TEH EVILS!!
TheiBookKid: I HAVE A PIKTURE OF TEH KREMLIN!
TheiBookKid: WWW.MOSCOW.RU
WAx m ONkeY 88: ok im leaving
TheiBookKid: OK THEN DOWN TO BIZINESS
WAx m ONkeY 88: bye
TheiBookKid: NO DO NOT LEAVE
TheiBookKid: PLEASE SIRE
TheiBookKid: I LONG FOR THE CARESS OF A MAN
WAx m ONkeY 88: ok then please talk normally cuz im really sure ur not from russia
TheiBookKid: PLEASE KARESS ME!
TheiBookKid: WHAT??? HOW KOULD I NOT BE FROM RUSSIA
TheiBookKid: I LIVE 580 KILOMETRES FROM MOSKOW
WAx m ONkeY 88: cuz i kno people from russia
TheiBookKid: HAHAHA, LIKE BORIS YELSTIN!
WAx m ONkeY 88: no
WAx m ONkeY 88: im leaving
TheiBookKid: PERHAPS YOU KNOW MY FRIEND ANATOLIY
TheiBookKid: PLEASE SIRE DO NOT LEAVE
TheiBookKid: I AM SEXUAL
WAx m ONkeY 88: im leaving
TheiBookKid: NO!!!!
WAx m ONkeY 88: ok
TheiBookKid: LOOK AT THAT, I'M NAKED!
WAx m ONkeY 88: do U have a pic of URSELF
WAx m ONkeY 88: ok
TheiBookKid: I DO NOT, FOR KRAP'S SAKE
TheiBookKid: HOWEVER, I KAN ASSURE YOU I'M ATTRAKTIVE
WAx m ONkeY 88: ok
WAx m ONkeY 88: cool
TheiBookKid: ALL RUSSIAN GIRLS BE ATTRAKTIVE, NO?
WAx m ONkeY 88: and ur horny
TheiBookKid: LIKE THAT ICE SKATAR WHAT IS HER NAME
WAx m ONkeY 88: ya i guess
TheiBookKid: WHO INVENTED PLUTONIUM BOMB
TheiBookKid: OH I AM SO HORNEY, ZUT ZUT
WAx m ONkeY 88: i dk
TheiBookKid: NO I AM SAYING THAT ICE SKAYTER WHO INVENTOD PLUTONIUM BOMB
TheiBookKid: BUT NEVER EWE MIND THAT
TheiBookKid: ARE YOU ATTRAKTIVE AS WELL SIRE?
WAx m ONkeY 88: ya
WAx m ONkeY 88: i am
TheiBookKid: HOW DO I KNOW THIS TO BE KORRECT
TheiBookKid: DESKRIBE YOURSELF
WAx m ONkeY 88: i have a pic
TheiBookKid: LIKE AN ICE PIK?
WAx m ONkeY 88: no a picture
TheiBookKid: AH NOW I SEE
TheiBookKid: WELL THAT IS OK I PREFER TEH IMAGINATIAN
TheiBookKid: OH MY GOD TEH POTATOS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAx m ONkeY 88: ok?
TheiBookKid: OH THANK STALIN, FATHER HAS EKSTINGUISHED TEH FLAMES
WAx m ONkeY 88: ok
TheiBookKid: NOW ALL IS SAFE
WAx m ONkeY 88: ok
TheiBookKid: SO THEN!
TheiBookKid: FAT PENIS?
WAx m ONkeY 88: ya
WAx m ONkeY 88: u big tits?
TheiBookKid: EKSKUSE ME SIRE, WHERE I KOME FROM TITS MEANS ON A COW!
WAx m ONkeY 88: o
TheiBookKid: KOWS HAVE TITS AND WIMIN HAVE BREASTESES
WAx m ONkeY 88: r ur breasts big
TheiBookKid: KOMPARED TO WHAT, A KOW?
TheiBookKid: IF SO THEN THEY ARE SMALL
WAx m ONkeY 88: no
TheiBookKid: HOWEVER MY BREASTETESES BE A SIZE 34 F
WAx m ONkeY 88: im leaving
TheiBookKid: SIRE PLEASE
TheiBookKid: I NOT LIVE IN AMERIKA LONG
TheiBookKid: IM LOOKING FOR FRIENDS!
WAx m ONkeY 88: im leaving
TheiBookKid: PLEASE
TheiBookKid: I BEG YOU
TheiBookKid: DO N'T DO THIS TO ME
WAx m ONkeY 88: sry
WAx m ONkeY 88: got ot
TheiBookKid: SIRE!!!!
WAx m ONkeY 88: to*
TheiBookKid: PLEASE, FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!
TheiBookKid: I'M CRYING
WAx m ONkeY 88: im sorry
TheiBookKid: YOU HAVE BROKEN MY HEART
TheiBookKid: SORRY IS NOT ENOUGH SIRE
WAx m ONkeY 88: if u speak english like i do tell me now or im leaving
TheiBookKid: SIRE I TRY TEH BEST I CAN
TheiBookKid: SERIOUSELY
WAx m ONkeY 88: do u have a picture
TheiBookKid: OK SIRE I AM FED UP, I DO NOT HAVE A PIKTURE BECAUSE IN TEH MOTHERLAND THE FALL OF KOMMUNISM HAS TAKEN OUR KAMERAS FROM US
WAx m ONkeY 88: U JUST SAID U LIVE IN AMERICA!!
WAx m ONkeY 88: GOOD GOD!
TheiBookKid: NOW WHEN I KAME TO AMERIKA WE DID NOT HAVE MUCH MONEY
TheiBookKid: SIRE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
TheiBookKid: I HAVE NOT BEEN HERE LONG! I PRAKTIKALLY JUST GOT TO AMERIKA
WAx m ONkeY 88: so do u wanna cyber?
TheiBookKid: DOES THAT MEAN HAVE RELATIONS OVER KOMPUTER
WAx m ONkeY 88: ya
TheiBookKid: IF SO THEN KOUNT ME IN!!
WAx m ONkeY 88: k
WAx m ONkeY 88: what r u wearing?
TheiBookKid: A GUNNYSACK
WAx m ONkeY 88: which is?
TheiBookKid: I DO NOT HAVE MANY KLOTHES
TheiBookKid: A SAK FOR GUNNIES
TheiBookKid: YOU KNOW, POTATOS
WAx m ONkeY 88: o
TheiBookKid: ITS ITCHY!
WAx m ONkeY 88: is ur virgina wet?
TheiBookKid: SIRE I BELIEVE VIRGINIA IS A STATE IN THE U.S.A.
WAx m ONkeY 88: no virgina
WAx m ONkeY 88: u kno what a girl has but i guy doesnt
TheiBookKid: SIRE, THAT IS NOT HOW EWE SPELL TEH WORD
WAx m ONkeY 88: ya it is
TheiBookKid: YOU MEAN A PURSE?
WAx m ONkeY 88: what?
TheiBookKid: IM SORRY BUT LOOK IT UP SIRE, EVEN I KNOW THIS
WAx m ONkeY 88: noo
TheiBookKid: IT IS "VAGINA"
TheiBookKid: NOT V
TheiBookKid: "VIRGINA"
WAx m ONkeY 88: o sry
TheiBookKid: EWE BETTER BE
WAx m ONkeY 88: is ur vagina wet?
TheiBookKid: TO FIND TEH ANSWER I WILL HAVE TO CHEK TEH WEATHER REPORT
TheiBookKid: YES, YES IT IS!
TheiBookKid: HOW NICE
WAx m ONkeY 88: cool
WAx m ONkeY 88: do u wanna ride my penis?
TheiBookKid: ONE DOES NOT RIDE A PENIS SIRE
TheiBookKid: IN TEH MOTHERLAND WE RIDE BICYCLES
TheiBookKid: PENI ARE FOR SEXUALS
TheiBookKid: LIKE EWE
TheiBookKid: AND ME!
WAx m ONkeY 88: ok
WAx m ONkeY 88: do u wanna make love?
WAx m ONkeY 88: or have sex
TheiBookKid: ON ONE CONDITION
WAx m ONkeY 88: k
TheiBookKid: YOU MUST REMOVE ALL WIRETAPPING DEVICES AND SATELLITE KONNECTIONS FROM YOUR KOMPUTER
WAx m ONkeY 88: ok
WAx m ONkeY 88: there are none
TheiBookKid: MY FAMILIE HAS A BOUNTY ON OUR HEADS
TheiBookKid: TEH MOTHERLAND IS AFTER US YOU SEE
WAx m ONkeY 88: dont worry
TheiBookKid: HOW KAN I NOT WORRY SIRE? TEH JETPLANES WILL KOME FLYING OVER OUR HOUSSE!
TheiBookKid: IT IS SKARY
WAx m ONkeY 88: k
TheiBookKid: HOWEVER
TheiBookKid: SEXUALS WILL MAKE IT BETTER, KORRECT?
WAx m ONkeY 88: yup
TheiBookKid: DO YOU ENJOY THE ANUS?
WAx m ONkeY 88: ya
TheiBookKid: OOPS, I FARTED
WAx m ONkeY 88: ok
WAx m ONkeY 88: do u wanna have sex?
TheiBookKid: AS LONG AS EWE ARE A REAL PERSON AND NOT THE KGB!
TheiBookKid: SEXUALS ARE FORBIDDEN IN TEH MOTHERLAND
WAx m ONkeY 88: i am a real person
TheiBookKid: EKSELLENT
TheiBookKid: DO YOU OWN AN ASSAULT RIFLE?
WAx m ONkeY 88: no
TheiBookKid: BEKAUSE IF WE HAVE SEXUALS THEN TEH KGB WILL ATTAK YOUR HOUSE AND GARAGE
TheiBookKid: BUT DO NOT WORRY I HAVE MY KALASHNIKOV RIGHT HERE
TheiBookKid: TO SHOOT INTRUDERS YES!
WAx m ONkeY 88: k
TheiBookKid: SO THEN
TheiBookKid: WANT SOME "POOTEY-TANG" AS TEH AMERIKANS SAY?
WAx m ONkeY 88: ya
TheiBookKid: GO GO GO!
TheiBookKid: FATTY FAT PENIS ENVY!
TheiBookKid: NAKED TIME!
WAx m ONkeY 88: kk
WAx m ONkeY 88: my penis is out
WAx m ONkeY 88: and very very large
TheiBookKid: HAHA, HOW LARGE SIRE, I DO NOT SEE ANYTHING!
WAx m ONkeY 88: 9 inches
TheiBookKid: THAT IS A LIE, HOW OLD ARE YOU SIRE
WAx m ONkeY 88: 15
WAx m ONkeY 88: it aint no lie
TheiBookKid: THERE IS NO WAY YOUR PHALLUS IS 24 HEKTAMETRES LONG AT 15 YEARS OF OLD!
TheiBookKid: THEN I SAY
TheiBookKid: YOU MUST HAVE VODKA BEFORE SEXUALS SIRE
WAx m ONkeY 88: um ok
WAx m ONkeY 88: if u dont believe me i leave
TheiBookKid: ISN'T VODKA NICE
TheiBookKid: WELL THEN I BELIEVE YOU CAPTAIN!
WAx m ONkeY 88: and if we dont start soon im leaving
TheiBookKid: THEN START YOU KAPTAIN OF FOOLISHNESS!
TheiBookKid: I WAIT!
WAx m ONkeY 88: ok
TheiBookKid: SILLY MANILLY FOR SURE!
WAx m ONkeY 88: i take you over to the bed and take your clothes off
WAx m ONkeY 88: i start kissing you all over
TheiBookKid: OW THE GUNNYSAK IS SKRATCHY
WAx m ONkeY 88: and playing with your tits
TheiBookKid: THEY ARE NOT TITS YOU BUFFOON PALACE
WAx m ONkeY 88: i start licking your vagina
WAx m ONkeY 88: oo it tastes sooo good
TheiBookKid: BUT SIRE MY VIRGINIA IS DIRTY
WAx m ONkeY 88: so what
TheiBookKid: EWE ARE DISKUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
WAx m ONkeY 88: i put my penis in your vagina
WAx m ONkeY 88: and move up and down with it
TheiBookKid: HALLO, THIS IS SVETLANA'S FATHER, PLEASE STOP ENGAYGING IN TEH SEKSUALS WITH MY DAUGTER NOW!!! KAPITALISM WILL SOON KRUMBLE UNDER THE GLORIOUS REBIRTH OF MANKIND'S ULTIMATE KREATION OF SOLACE AND BROTHERHOOD!!!!
WAx m ONkeY 88: um ok
TheiBookKid: KOLLAPSE OF WESTERN KAPITAL EVIL STATE!!!
WAx m ONkeY 88: ok
TheiBookKid: LENIN LIVES ON KOMRADES!!
TheiBookKid: CCCP! FIGHT FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!!!!
TheiBookKid: DO NOT DRINK PEPSI
WAx m ONkeY 88: ok
TheiBookKid: YES!
WAx m ONkeY 88: i dont
TheiBookKid: CCCP! CCCP! CCCP!
TheiBookKid: WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!
TheiBookKid: UUAAHUUAAHUUAAHUUAAHUUAAHUUAAH
TheiBookKid: PRAISE LENIN
TheiBookKid: HOLD YOUR HANDS HIGH AND POOP ON TEH EVILS
TheiBookKid: NOW THEN, ABOUT THOSE SEXUALS
TheiBookKid: I WISH TO KONTINUE!

--no response from WAx m ONkeY 88--

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