i even scare people like this away.

showmeyourtits24: hey
showmeyourtits24: want to see my COCK???
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: NOW TELL ME, MISOGYNY JONES, HOW WOULD I GO ABOUT DOING THAT?
showmeyourtits24: there is a few different ways
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WOW!
showmeyourtits24: you could show me your tits?
showmeyourtits24: or anybodys tits
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: LISTEN, VACUOUS CHARLIE, I CANNOT SHOW YOU ANY TITS
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: BECAUSE YOU ARE ON THE INTERNET
showmeyourtits24: y does it matter if im on the internet
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: BECAUSE ON THE INTRANET I CANNOT GET NAKED FOR A MAN!!
showmeyourtits24: y not?
showmeyourtits24: its sounds like an even trade to me
showmeyourtits24: i show you my cock...and you show me tits
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: OKAY SO YOU'RE ASKING ME TO GET NAKED RIGHT NOW THEN, SIMPLETON MCGRAW?
showmeyourtits24: if thats what you want to do?
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I DON'T SEE HOW THAT IS A QUESTION
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: BUT OKAY!! I SHALL GET NAKERS!!
showmeyourtits24: got a web cam
showmeyourtits24: ?
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: NO!!
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: CAN'T I JUST PLEASURE YOU WITH WORDS/
showmeyourtits24: umm NO
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WELL GOOD LORD, BASS ROTOR STEVE, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
showmeyourtits24: send my a pic of tits
showmeyourtits24: if u want to see my cock
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I CAN DIRECT YOU TO SOME GOOD WEBSITES
showmeyourtits24: no...send me pics
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, CHUMPSKY BUBOTCHKISS, I'M NOT THAT KEEN ON SEEING YOUR MANSTEAK
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I WOULD LIKE TO GET TO KNOW YOU MORE FIRST!!
showmeyourtits24: fair enough
showmeyourtits24: what would you like to know
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WELL, FIRST OFF, HOT-TO-TROT JOHNSON, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
showmeyourtits24: john
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WOW!
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I KNEW A JOHN ONCE, HE TRIED TO FRY UP A SQUIRREL IN A PAN, THEY HAD TO CONDEMN HIS HOUSE
showmeyourtits24: ok
showmeyourtits24: anything else
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: OF COURSE
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: HOW THE HELL OLD ARE YOU, JOHN?
showmeyourtits24: 17
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: HAVE A GOOD DAY IN SCHOOL?
showmeyourtits24: yeah...how old r u?
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: AS THEY SAY IN FRANCE, SEIZE
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: THAT MEANS 16
showmeyourtits24: cool
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: SO WHERE ARE YOU FROM, JOHN?
showmeyourtits24: georgia
showmeyourtits24: you?
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WELL BLOW ME DOWN! DO YOU EAT A LOT OF PEACHES?
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I'M FROM MISSOURI
showmeyourtits24: i hardly ever eat peaches
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: BLAINE, MISSOURI
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: DAMMIT JOHN! YOU LIVE IN GEORGIA AND YOU DON'T EAT PEACHES
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: THAT'S LIKE LIVING IN BOSTON AND NOT EATING BAKED BEANS
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: JOHN
showmeyourtits24: yeessss???
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: DO YOU REALIZE THAT NOT EATING PEACHES WHILE LIVING IN GEORGIA IS A VERY SERIOUS SITUATION?
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: THAT IT'S LIKE LIVING IN MUSKEGEE AND NOT GROWING RHUBARB
showmeyourtits24: i got to go

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