i go from being on the rag to a stoner to an electrical engineer to june cleaver, straight out of 1955.

bigsurfer413: asl
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: SHOO ALEC
bigsurfer413: huh
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I'M HAVING MY PERIOD AND I'M RATHER IRASCIBLE
bigsurfer413: o ok
bigsurfer413: so y u chattin...lol
bigsurfer413: got ne pics?
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I'M "CHATTIN" WITH PEOPLE WHO UNDERSTAND MY TERRIBLE TERRIBLE POSITION
bigsurfer413: o ok
bigsurfer413: ;-)peace
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: NYAAAAGH!!!
bigsurfer413: what
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I'M SORRY, BIG SURFER, I DIDN'T MEAN TO LASH OUT
bigsurfer413: it;s ok
bigsurfer413: got ne pics
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I AM SORRY, BIG, I DO NOT
bigsurfer413: it's kewl
bigsurfer413: mic?
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: NO, MY MIC IS CLOGGED WITH RESIN
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: FROM THE WEED
bigsurfer413: lol
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: LISTEN, BIG, I'M LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO CAN GIVE ME ADEQUATE WEED-GROWING TIPS
bigsurfer413: kewl kewl
bigsurfer413: i am lookin for a girl to talk dirty to me on a mic
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: PERHAPS YOU CAN ASSIST ME, I'M HAVING SOME SERIOUS PROBLEMS
bigsurfer413: ok
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: IF YOU HELP ME PERHAPS I WILL CONSIDER CLEANING THE RESIN OUT OF MY MICROPHONE TO TALK TO YOU
bigsurfer413: ok
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: BUT I DON'T KNOW, MY 12AX7 TUBE PREAMP HASN'T BEEN SHUNTING TO GROUND ON THE PHANTOM POWER CIRCUIT LATELY
bigsurfer413: ok and
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WELL, THE TONEWHEEL GENERATOR'S DELAY LINE WON'T OSCILLATE ON THE C3 RECTIFIER STAGE
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: IT'S SERIOUS
bigsurfer413: ok sry but i am confused i have no idea
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT EL34 BEAM PENTODE CAPACITANCE?
bigsurfer413: no sry
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: DAMMIT
bigsurfer413: ;-)sry
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WELL I HOPE YOU NEVER HAVE TO FIX MY NORD LEAD 3 VIRTUAL ANALOG LEAD SYNTHESIZER ANYTIME SOON
bigsurfer413: i prolly won'r
bigsurfer413: won't*
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: SO TELL ME, BIGSURFING, DO YOU LIKE GIRLS OR DO YOU THINK THEY'RE ICKY?
bigsurfer413: i love girls
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: HOW OLD ARE YOU, MY SON?
bigsurfer413: 25
bigsurfer413: u
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: TWENTY-FIVE!!! GREAT GOLLY MOSES!! YOU COULD BE MY GODDAMN FATHER!!
bigsurfer413: how old r u
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: 19
bigsurfer413: kewl
bigsurfer413: gonna talk dirty to me...;-)
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WELL WELL WELL
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: PERHAPS I WILL, PERHAPS I WON'T
bigsurfer413: lol
bigsurfer413: aww come on
bigsurfer413: :-P
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: HOW DIRTY IS DIRTY? DIRTY LIKE THE GAIN STAGE OF A 6550 TUBE AMP?
bigsurfer413: lol
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: OR THE PLATE VOLTAGE OF A TOROIDAL-TRANSFORMERED 6L6GC?
bigsurfer413: like sexy dirty
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: HOW FAR HAVE YOU GOTTEN WITH THE WOMANS, BIG K?
bigsurfer413: all the way
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: TO THEIR HOUSE?
bigsurfer413: what
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: DID YOU MEET THEIR PARENTS?
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I BET THE DAD SAID "NO SEX TILL MARRIAGE!"
bigsurfer413: ok well igtg
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: THEN I BET YOU WENT TO THE SOCK-HOP AND HAD A MALTED
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WAS FAT JOE THERE?

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