So i guess he wasn't a farmer. but i do still wonder what part of the animal the "dick" comes from...

MoToXrIdEr250: hey asl
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WELL HEAVENS I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: 19/F/ME
MoToXrIdEr250: cool
MoToXrIdEr250: pic?
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: NO!
MoToXrIdEr250: ok
MoToXrIdEr250: what do u look like
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: LIKE MANY SHINING STARS IN THE COSMOS
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WITH EXTRA-BIG LOVE PILLOWS
MoToXrIdEr250: uhhh u think u could just tell me
MoToXrIdEr250: ?
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: YOU THINK, EH?
MoToXrIdEr250: ?
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WELL SONNY BOY WILLIAMSON, IMAGINE THE FINEST WOMAN YOU'VE EVER SEEN
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WHAT'S SHE LOOK LIKE?
MoToXrIdEr250: i know what the hottest girl looks like but i want to know what u look like
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: GOD DAMMIT MOTO! WORK WITH ME HERE!
MoToXrIdEr250: just say what u look like
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: MOOOOH! FOILED AGAIN!
MoToXrIdEr250: whatever
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: HOWEVER, MOTO-GUZZI, I WILL THROW YOU A LINE
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I'M ABOUT 5'8", 110 LBS, HAIR THAT'S BEEN CLASSIFIED AS A NATIONAL TREASURE, AND A BOOTY THAT COULD STOP TRAFFIC IN THE NEXT COUNTY
MoToXrIdEr250: oh
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: SERIOUSLY, IT DID STOP TRAFFIC IN THE NEXT COUNTY ONCE, BECAUSE ONE TIME I WAS TRYING TO STEER MY VOLKSWAGEN WITH MY BOOTY AND I GOT IN A MAJOR 15-CAR PILEUP
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: IT STOPPED TRAFFIC FOR FIVE MILES
MoToXrIdEr250: oh i c
MoToXrIdEr250: how big r ur tits
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: BIG ENOUGH TO LAND SMALL AIRCRAFT ON IN GOOD WEATHER
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: THEY ARE SIZE 34E
MoToXrIdEr250: ok
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: DO YOU DIG?
MoToXrIdEr250: yea
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WELL THEN
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: IF I WERE ICE CREAM, HOW WOULD YOU EAT ME
MoToXrIdEr250: uhh i dunna
MoToXrIdEr250: u shave ur pussy
MoToXrIdEr250: ?
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WHAT? MY HOO-HOO HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ICE CREAM, MOTO
MoToXrIdEr250: yea it does
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: TELL ME HOW!! I MUST KNOW YOUR WAYS!!
MoToXrIdEr250: i eat ice cream and i eat pussy
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: JESUS JOSEPHINE
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: MY PUSSY IS NOT FOR CONSUMPTION
MoToXrIdEr250: y not
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: BECAUSE SHE IS A DELICATE FLOWER, TO BE ADMIRED BUT NOT TOUCHED! LIKE A GEMSTONE OR AN OLD OIL PAINTING, ONE WITH GLASS AROUND IT AND GUARDS AT THE DOOR
MoToXrIdEr250: do u eat dick
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: ONLY IF IT'S GOOD AND SLIMY!
MoToXrIdEr250: ok
MoToXrIdEr250: so u do
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WELL, LET ME SEE! WHERE I COME FROM, A GOOD DICK MUST BE FRESH OFF THE COW
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: SHE HAS TO BE A SPRING HEIFER, NO UNRIPE CORN IN THE DIET
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: YOU FOLLOW?
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: NOT A FARMER MOTO?
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WELL I HAVE TO GO MILK OLD BESSIE-MAE, MOTO
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: SHE'S DUE FOR A CALFIN' SOON
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: OOO, THAT DICK IS GONNA BE TASTY-FRESH!

“MoToXrIdEr250” signed off at 1:23:01 AM.

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