A picture is worth a thousand words. Perhaps two thousand.

LocitoGilly69: Wassa sweetie, how are you? 21/m/miami/pic ... a/s/l/p?
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: YO HEY HO LET'S GO 19/F/ME
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: NO PICTURES!!
LocitoGilly69: what you look like
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: BUT I SEEK WEED-GROWING TIPS
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I LOOK LIKE A SEXY WOMAN
LocitoGilly69: descibe
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: IS THAT ITALIAN?
LocitoGilly69: describe urself
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: AH NOW I GET IT
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: YOU SEE I'M A LITTLE DRUNK AND VULNERABLE TO PREDATORY MEN SUCH AS YOURSELF
LocitoGilly69: what does that mean
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I'M ABOUT 5'6", 110 LBS, HAIR THAT YOU'D SHOOT YOUR COUSIN FOR, AND A HINIE THAT'D MAKE A FREIGHT TRAIN GET DOWN ON ITS KNEES AND PRAY
LocitoGilly69: whats ur bra size if you dont mind?
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: SWEET CUPPIN' CAKES! THAT'S PRIVATE CLASSIFIED GOVERNMENT DATA
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: BUT IF YOU GUESS THE CHODE WORD...
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I MEAN CODE WORD...
LocitoGilly69: whats your type of guy you like in looks?
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: USUALLY A MAN WITH THE TOTAL "JERRY GARCIA" HAIR, AND THE TOTAL "GEORGE CLINTON" PENIS
12:54:54 AM: Attempting to directly connect to LocitoGilly69.
12:54:58 AM: You are now directly connected to LocitoGilly69.
LocityGilly69: (sends this picture which is an instant classic)
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WELL YOU MAY NOT HAVE THE "JERRY GARCIA" HAIR, BUT YOU MUST HAVE THE "GEORGE CLINTON" PENIS
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: RIGHT?
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: GILLY? HELLO?
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: HELLO!!!!!!!!!
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: GOD DAMMIT GILLY!!! I'M ENFLAMED WITH RAGE!!
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: BROOOH!!
1:02:17 AM: You are no longer directly connected to LocitoGilly69.
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: PLEASE COMMUNICATE!
LocitoGilly69: what you wanna talk about
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: LET'S TALK ABOUT ANIMALS
LocitoGilly69: what about them
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: THEY ARE PRETTY
LocitoGilly69: how old are you again
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: 19, GILLY
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: GET WITH THE PROGRAM
LocitoGilly69: you need to get with the program
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I'M SORRY, WHAT?
LocitoGilly69: are you busy
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: BUSY WITH HAVING MAJOR DOUBTS ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP
LocitoGilly69: what relationship
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: TELL ME, GILLY, ARE YOU A FISHERMAN?
LocitoGilly69: hell naw
LocitoGilly69: are you freaky?
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: FREAKY LIKE DER KOMMISSAR'S LATEST SMASH HITS!!!
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: DER KOMMISSAR'S IN TOWN!! OH OH OH! DON'T TURN AROUND!!
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I'M AS FREAKY AS GOATSE.CX

--LocitoGilly69 doesn't respond--

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