Me and Dragon just weren't meant to be in the end. It's a nasty breakup, much crying. I bet he was surprised I knew so much about guitars.

AngryDragonINC: hi
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: HEY THERE
Angry Dragon INC: 18/m/ny
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: AND DOES THE EVENING FIND YOU WELL
Angry Dragon INC: it had trouble but its in the right direction
Angry Dragon INC: and yourself
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: OH DEAR...DO TELL ME MORE
Angry Dragon INC: iv just been bored
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: AWWW, NOW THAT'S NO WAY TO HAVE FUN!
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: YOU KNOW I ONCE KNEW A KID WHO COLLECTED VINTAGE CHERRY BOMBS
Angry Dragon INC: really
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I KID YOU NOT
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: HIS NAME WAS LESLIE
Angry Dragon INC: interesting
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: ONE TIME HE BLEW THE ROOF OFF HIS OWN SUBARU TRYING TO SAVE GAS BY USING PAINT THINNER AS THE GAS!
Angry Dragon INC: retard
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: CERTIFIABLE
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I THINK HE FLIPPED HIS NUT A FEW YEARS AGO
Angry Dragon INC: yeah
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: THEN HE GOT BIG INTO THE QUAALUDES
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: BUT ANYWAY
Angry Dragon INC: yes
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF DRAGONE
Angry Dragon INC: theres not mucho to hablar
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: HABLAR? IS THAT FARSI?
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: NO WAIT, IT'S ARABIC
Angry Dragon INC: spanish
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: DAMN!!!!!@@ I KNEW IT
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: BUT COME ON NOW DRAGGIN, THERES GOTTA BE SOMETHIN INTERESTING ABOUT YOU
Angry Dragon INC: my balls are always bouncing from the left to the right
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: NOW WHEN YOU SAY "BALLS," ARE YOU REFERRING TO SPORTS?
Angry Dragon INC: sure
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: OH DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOUR GONADS
Angry Dragon INC: its from a acdc song
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: AC/DC! ELECTRICITY IS THE POWER
Angry Dragon INC: yes
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: LET ME GUESS, YOU PLAY THE GUITAR
Angry Dragon INC: why yes i do, but i havent picked it up in a while because i play baseball and there is little time to jam
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: AWW GEEZUM
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: LET ME GUESS, YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN STRATOCASTER WITH EMG'S ALL AROUND AND ELIXIR STRINGS
Angry Dragon INC: wrong
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: OKAY YOU HAVE AN IBANEZ WITH DIMARZIOS
Angry Dragon INC: no
Angry Dragon INC: fender
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: TELE?
Angry Dragon INC: yeah
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: OOOOOOOOOOOH!
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: NOW LET ME GUESS YOU HAVE A '59 BASSMAN WITH THE TUBE RECTIFIER
Angry Dragon INC: nahh
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: A MARSHALL JCM2000 DUAL SUPERLEAD
Angry Dragon INC: yes
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: ARE YOU SHITTING ME????????????????????
Angry Dragon INC: not at all
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WOW I AM THE BRILLIANTEST PERSON
Angry Dragon INC: i guess so
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: YOU SEE MY UNCLE POKEY PLAYS THE GUIT-BOX
Angry Dragon INC: yeah
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: HE'S GOT CHOPS FROM HERE TO YA-YA!!
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: HE TORCHED HIS GUITAR ONSTAGE ONE TIME!!!
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: THEN HIS HAIR CAUGHT ON FIRE SADLY
Angry Dragon INC: haha
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I FIND THAT NOT FUNNY
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I DON'T THINK YOU'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOUR HAIR CAUGHT ON FIRE, DRAGON
Angry Dragon INC: sorry
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: OKAY, WELL, ALL IS FORGIVEN
Angry Dragon INC: i hope
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: SO TELL ME NOW, DO YOU SMOKE MARY JANE?
Angry Dragon INC: no
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: OH MY GOD
Angry Dragon INC: clean as dime
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: YEAH, DIMEBAG!!!
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: BUT SERIOUSLY FOLKS, DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME MY AUNT PHYLLIS DROVE FROM ANNAPOLIS TO TIJUANA WITH JUST HER BLOOMERS AND A QUART OF BUTTERMILK?
Angry Dragon INC: nope
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: SHITTY SHITTY SHITTY!
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: YOU KNOW, DRAGONBALL Z, I HAVE THE BADONKADONK BOOTY
Angry Dragon INC: really
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: HELL'S YEAH! ONE TIME MY EX-BOYFRIEND TOLD ME MY BOOTIE SHOULD BE REGISTERED AS A LETHAL WEAPON IN FORTY-TWO STATES
Angry Dragon INC: haha
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S VERY SEXY OR BECAUSE OF MY TENDENCY TOWARDS EXCESSIVE FLATULENCE
Angry Dragon INC: yeah
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: ONE TIME I FARTED SO BAD MY SISTER STARTED PUNCHING THE WALL
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS, DRAGION?
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I HOPE NOT, BECAUSE IF THEY START PUNCHING THE WALL, IT WILL BE A BAD SITUATION BECAUSE MY SISTER SHE PUNCHED THE WALL AND PUNCHED A HOLE CLEAR TO THE PLUMBING, WE HAD FLOODS LIKE THE MISSISSIPPI DELTA AFTER EL NINO
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: DRAGON I THINK WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: DRAGON
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: DRAGOON
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES
(lengthy delay)
Angry Dragon INC: fuck
Angry Dragon INC: sorry
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: OH THERE YOU ARE DRACO
Angry Dragon INC: sorry
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: IT'S ALLRIGHT, I'M STILL HERE
Angry Dragon INC: ok
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: SO TELL ME DRAGON, ARE YOU AN INTERESTING MAN?
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: OKAY THAT'S IT DRAGUNE, I GIVE UP
Angry Dragon INC: oh sorry
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN KEEP GOING WITH YOU
Angry Dragon INC: um idont know
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I SEE HOW IT IS, YOU WANT OTHER WOMEN
Angry Dragon INC: ok
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: SO I THINK IT'S TIME WE STARTED SEEING OTHER PEOPLE
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I WAS SITTING HERE CRYING, I JUST WANTED FOR US TO WORK OUT OUR PROBLEMS
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!
Angry Dragon INC: ok
Angry Dragon INC: sorry
Angry Dragon INC: il talk
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: SORRY WON'T DO IT THIS TIME, DRAG
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: ALL THOSE NIGHTS WE'D JUST BLOW UP AT EACHOTHER
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: AND WE'D MAKE UP IN THE END
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: BUT NO MORE! I'VE HAD IT
Angry Dragon INC: sorry
Angry Dragon INC: whats the watkins stand for in your name
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW
Angry Dragon INC: uhhh yeah
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: THE ONLY WAY I'LL TELL YOU THAT IS IF YOU STEAL ALL YOUR PARENT'S LIQUOR
Angry Dragon INC: ok
Angry Dragon INC: done
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: BULL POOPY!
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I AM EMOTIONALLY FRAGILE, HOWARD
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I CAME TO YOU FOR HELP AND HERE YOU ARE GOING ON ABOUT GAMBLING AND BOOZE
Angry Dragon INC: so tell me about yourself
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: I'M TOO BROKEN UP ABOUT THIS
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: ALL THERE IS NOW IS LATE NIGHT SATELLITE TELEVISION AND INTERNET PORNO
Angry Dragon INC: hahaha
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: DONT LAUGH
Angry Dragon INC: sorry
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: THAT TEARS IT
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: GOODBYE JACOB
Angry Dragon INC: be serious
ALLIOAFSWATKINS: WE'RE THROUGH

“Angry Dragon INC” signed off at 9:49:59 PM.