Well holy God forsaken heaven on robert plant. allioafswatkins is in town. And Let's Celebrate with a consolidation of the prank IMs, how bout it? click here for the prank IM center. Check out some new ones.
the world will be a better place when those little 13-year-old shitheads driving those retarded cars with the mufflers and subwoofers and airplane wings all die. it's the worst because they live in east buttfuck maine but imagine themselves to be from southie or the bronx or something. DIE. DIE DIE DIE DIE DEI AGNUS DEI IDE EDI EDEY EDIROL IED DIE. www.homestarrunner.com. allioafswatkins will cure you of your ills. keep checking back for more prank IMs. Yes. Here.
I'm sad to report that my younger sister has added salt to the wound of her disastrous AIM profiles. here is the latest one...let's take it section by section:
derick - we have been threw a lot of shyt together and i know its hard but u know i wil always love u, even tho im still pretty upset with u, we will work threw this
Okay. notice how she spells "through" and "shit." charming. and by the way she's talking, you'd think they'd been married for 20 years. come on now, kids. moving on...
brittany (MJ) - omg we have too many. spiderman and green goblin are waiting for us! tubs and twitchy will always be bf. i love you babi thnx for always being there when i needed ya! ahahah hello masha(bump-a-chu) hello fasha(bump-a-chu) HOW 'BOUT NO?!
I fucking hate internet abbreviations. and what is the point in spelling "baby" with an "i?" there is no advantage in terms of amount of effort needed to type the word. what does "bf" mean in this context? we will never know. and is she so lazy that she cannot reminisce on these old memories IN PERSON WITH HER FRIENDS? THEY MUST BE RELEGATED TO AN AIM PROFILE? moving on...
kyle - hay babe omg i miss ya and cant wait to see u! :-D
not much to say about this one, but why is "hey" spelled like a farm product?
meg - HERES YOUR CHANGE! we'd kill matt in an eating contest! luv u!
jesus god almighty.
"You hear my laugh. You see my smile. You think I have it easy. Well things in my life have been tough for awhile."
GOD DAMMIT IF I SEE ONE MORE CORNY HACKNEYED CLICHE GODDAMN QUOTE FROM SOME AALYAH OR HOW EVER YOU SPELL HER NAME SONG I'M GOING TO BURN OILY RAGS IN THE BASEMENT OF EVERY AMERICAN
there. ok.