Not Evil, But Nonetheless Cool Websites (except those last 2...muahahaha) :
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals
Homestar Runner
The Weekly World News
Save the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge
Stop Bush!
Tips on Being an Evil Genius
Go ahead...Click on this, see what it does....MUAHAHAHAHA!
Hello and Welcome to my Evil Empire. My Name is Empress Rachel the Amazing, and I will be your Evil Overlord from now on. First of all, I would like to thank you for your intrest in becoming one of my underlings, henchman or sorceress. These positions are all important in the formation of a balanced Evil Empire. Though I am planning on becoming master of all I survey, I promise to you, my underling, henchman or sorceress, that I will never forget the little people I stepped on to get there. That means you! Being the underling, henchman or sorceress of an Evil Empress is a demanding job. While we are very lenient in our rules, there are a handful that everyone employed by Evil Empire Co. must follow. Remember, your main goal in your evil career is to help your Evil Empress. If there is something she needs done, you, her underling, henchman or sorceress need to help her to do it. Know that if at any time, you are observed sympathizing with the enemy (i.e.: the hero, heroine, or other “good” guys), you will be promptly shot, maimed, thrown into my moat filled with angry sharks, or thrown into deep space by higher officials. Sorry. When attacking the hero, do so en masse. Attacking the hero one by one may look cooler and build up better suspense, but 11 people pummeling him at a time is more time efficient and results in fewer injuries to my valuable troops. When searching for escapees, and someone shouts “Quick they went that way!”, you must first ascertain the identity of this helpful informant before dashing off in hot pursuit. Sexual Harassment is discouraged. Most importantly, proper etiquette is required while on duty. Bodily functions are not included as long as I am not giving a speech to my public or about to kill the hero. It really ruins the effect. Always remember that your empress controls your fate. Respect is necessary when in her presence, unless she deems it alright to speak to her freely; like on casual Fridays. Remember, you are part of a team working toward a common goal: to annihilate the “good” guys. Don’t take too much upon yourself; you need to share responsibilities. Conversations with a captured hero are encouraged, as long as no feelings of pity or remorse for your evil lifestyle show up. If you feel any tingling while speaking to a hero, consult our own company psychiatrist, always located on Level 3 of any of our starships, spaceships, cargo holds, or office buildings. Being an Evil Henchman, Underling, or Sorceress carries with it the responsibility of looking like you are a threat to the fate of the free world; or at least, you work for someone who is. In traditional Evil Empires, the lower level workers, or “lackeys”, wore black leather, face concealing helmets and body armor, or a combination of both. In my Evil Empire, this is not so. While wearing black pleather (an animal-friendly leather alternative) is encouraged, it is not necessary. We have found; thanks to a very thorough evil research team, that while they look cool, helmets that conceal the faces of our lackeys do more harm than help. Our company fashion designer can help you choose from a variety of options of Evil Wear. Remember, snazzy dressing is essential for a healthy, evil atmosphere
