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Because i am bored....VERY VERY VERY bored i have decided to make this pointless site of randome stuff that comes to my mind such as this Things NOT to say during your childs birth 1.) Ahhh its got no skin look at it its just covered in red goo! 2.) Why does he have two dicks? 3.) OH MY GOD HES HIDDIOUS!!!! See what i mean THAT was not funny i was just bored and writting random stuff to make time pass me by. So because it sucked so much i think ill borrow a selection from my favorite sight Funnyjunk.com these two pices are 1.) sunday school and 2.) bathroom poetry (cough ahhem! cough let me clear my throught before i write this...wait a minute thats not right oh, oh well screw it) ok here it goes....1.)Sunday school.... Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted. Selection 2.)Bathroom poetry....(i apologies for it not going in lines its angelfire not me I SWEAR! um ok then here is Bathroompoetry....Prepar your selfe to marvel at what men can do when there taking a dump bababa!<----was intended to be spooky them musick thing like when you die in a game ya know? oh back on to topic now for the 3rd time...or is it the 4th RIGHT RIGHT forget about it the poetry right okay then hope ya like reading or else youll hate my sight i was going to voice record all that i have wrighten but my STUPID COMPUTER!!!! wont let me ok Bathroom poetry from funnyjunk.com.....Last minute change of plans this is now how to get out of a speeding ticket A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. The driver owned the car. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!..................hmmmmmmm inteeresting no no wait a minute HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL I GET IT!!! ok because i decided not to showbathroom poetry ill have a link to it up on the top of the kings of chaos game page.
