Mike's Kingdom
Every "normal" little kid has their dreams, whether it's wanting to be a Power Ranger, or a princess (if it's a girl... well, except for the few strange guys out there...). My dream was to become a knight. The one who slayed the EVIL witch/dragon in Sleeping Beauty, the kid named Wart in The Sword in the Stone, or the legendary King Arthur that everyone just knows for some reason. Be a hero, get the beautiful girl, become the most powerful man in the world, own a sword... you get the picture. However, the last few years of my life, in this so called "reality", I've come to realize that my dream to become a knight was nothing more than a dream. And what's worse, the medieval period was a long long time ago. That's when I started thinking... real hard... and yes, it did hurt a little... but I finally came to the conclusion that this world sucks. Government, taxes, Gray Davis, chipmunks, among several other things, all pollute this world with EVIL. Someone needs to regulate this problem, and what better way to do it than by bringing back the medieval ages and creating the perfect society! Sure, there'll be a few small changes... including scientifically engineered gargantuan praying mantises, a humongous laser cannon just in case a nearby "colony" attempts to start a war, and no rich or poor people. Anything I say, goes. Anything I want done, gets done. The world will bow down to me as I mutate our way of life on this planet. So enjoy your last few years of corruptness, because I won't give multiple life sentences for a few murders, or a detention for beating up another kid for fun, or community service for egging someone's car, and especially not just a few years prison time for rape... but I'll go into that in another section. The only way for the world to be a better place is by destroying the EVIL, and that's what me and my legion of rabid squirrels following me plan to do. ALL HAIL KING MIKE!!!!
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