Count Hip Conquest

The newest things so far... My enemy Singed Lords' site My 1st general.. Paz My 2nd general... Ross My 3rd general... Dilza	Hello, Weary traveller. I see you have come from far away to this place. You seam to have stumble into my castle. But be careful. Evil is a foot. You see, four years ago The Singed Lord revolted against me after I ACCIDENTALLY shunned him. He went crazy. We were happy people, with wonderful bread farms all cross the Loven Plains, Michael gathered up a group of reject ELC minions who were too big too be useful. He took them through the country side to unsuspecting Bread farms tuning them into the dreaded CRUST BARNS! Getting the ELC minions at birth he would attach liquefied crust juice to their umbilical cords, and then would smother them with cuteness. So when the farms that were aware of them coming would be taken in by the cuteness of the E.L.C’s and hug it, they would then bite the shoulder blade of the person to weaken it for later use.
	He has taken over most of my land but the great Crystal mines still stand strong. My finest guards: Paz, Randall, and Ross are there protecting the crystal mines so my crystal castle can be made to construct our secret weapon...
	I'm sorry. How rude of me. My name is Count Hip. Join me and defeat this menace to society! OR YE SHALL PERISH!