Extemporaneous Is A Cool Word
Now Playing: The Beatles - Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
Topic: Skydiving
I'm here to talk to you about skydiving, but also to encourage you to aid me in my quest for skydive reform.

It seems to me that if you're going to jump out of a plane at sixteen thousand feet, you're already a few bricks short of a load. I think, in the interests of racial superiority and Darwinism, that we should stop giving the people, who choose this insipid act, parachutes. Thus, we weed out stupid people from our society, becoming a better specie.

Now there's this minute chance that the person who plummeted from the plane will survive. In this case, I should wish for this person to procreate. Then, his or her children should be encouraged to skydive. These children, should they survive, will then have more children. So on and so forth, until we start producing humans with tougher bodies, more resilient to long falls. The other side effect is that as a species, we start to develop wings, and how can that be bad?

You may think this to be heartless, and if you do, I advise you to go skydiving. :)

~Leigh

For Jon
Mood:  not sure
Now Playing: That Song by Those Guys
Topic: Because You Asked
Here it is, Jon. Herr March. You. Whatever. A place where I shall post my thoughts as they pass through my highly convoluted and oft-bizarre mind. You asked.

To all who read this: I am an odd individual. I have "issues". From time-to-time this will become extremely full of anger or depression. You don't want to read someone yelling or someone crying... you have been warned. For the most part, I should be good. So. I shall now begin by clicking "Post". Later tonight, or perhaps tomorrow, I shall add my first true little entry mabob.

Not that anyone I don't know will read this. And... Hm. Whatever. Cheetos. Hannah is a palindrome.