That Crazy Jacko Is At It Again...

Well well well, looks like we're back in the mid-90's. Wasn't Jacko accused of sexual abuse ten years ago? Deja vu, man. Anyhow, besides the alleged homosexual pedophilia that he's been stricken with recently, I'd also like to address his most controversial issue yet: his race lawsuit against Sony. You see, Sony has represented Jacko since his inception as a solo artist. As most of us know, he's experienced the greatest records sales ever with his classic album Thriller. However, with his recent effort, Invincible, which experienced respectable sales for any other artist on Earth, but not for Jacko. He accused Sony of being racist. What, against bleached people? Tell me, Michael, how is it that Sony is a group of hate-mongers if you had better sales when you were black? Is it possibale that through the lawsuits, plastic surgery, and primate-infatuations that you may have lost that creative spark that drove you oh so much twenty years ago? Maybe. Or maybe he's just an artist that has reached his creative prime. Only time will tell.