Funny Stuff B[r]C-cuteness says while im asleep

Sayings from B[r]C-cuteness

East to the Sea, West to the Land, Death to the Bitch that touches my Man
No one dies a virgin, life screws us all
If at first you dont succeed fuck it all and smoke some weed
Before I criticize someone, I walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they are a mile back and barefoot
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. teach a man to fish, he'll sit in a boat drinking a beer all day
Too often, we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures- remember when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap the motherfucker upside the head
im a killer, i kill peopel for money, but because your my friend i will kill you for free
if life were a box of chocolates we'd all be fat
Dont let your mouth write a check your butt cant cash
I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive but then i realized, oh ya, suicides a crime
when life gets tough look it in the face and give it a black eye. The duck when it swings back

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