If you a wealthy landowner with vast military might then i extend my full hospitality; peasants piss off!
This is the evil realm of Tomania, in which the golden rule of free will (providing you meet certain literacy and property qualifications) shall be upheld regardless of sweet, sweet corruption. All civil decisions are put before a fully democratic assembly, consisting of appointed cronies, to be ratified by my supreme authority. We employ a fair and impartial secret police who ensure that oppression is enforced at all times, all appeals are dealt with by a game of dice: best two hands of three. There is no such thing as the state, but authoratative supremacy is universal.
