- Happy Noodle Boy -
"Hail lord satan and his Epileptic monkey!"
"MEOW! MEOW!MEOW!CAT CHOW! Cease your Flatulent winds and hear my numbing expulsions of wicked noise!! Grrr! Grrrr!"
"I am Testices, God of the rash covered scrotum!!"
"moooo moooo!!I am voodoo cursing you!!!
"Fucking doughnut!! Mock me? You friend cyclops!"
"These hands!! I can't get them off my wrists!!"
"Somewhere a woman blows her nose! She stares deep into the tissue, and screams in panty soiling terror! But who gives a shit!!?!"
"My scheme is complete!! Soon all the children of the world will be dipped in fung-lum sweet and sour sauce!! They will be sweet! And sour!! HAH!!"
"Holy pigshit Batman!"
"Spank my ass and call me Debbie!"
"You is my elf ho."
- Johnny the Homicidal Maniac -
"I've been talking to dead rabbits and feeding bloody walls. I've done horrifying things with salad tongs. It's really eaten into my social life."
"Dear Diary, today I stuffed some dolls full of dead rats I put in the blender. I'm wondering if maybe, there really is something wrong with me."
"2 nights ago I was talking a walk at night, and this little chihuahua started following me!!! Goddamnnit!! It knew!! I ran, and I finally lost it, and made it home!!! But it knew!! IT KNEWWWW!!"
"And I'm taking you with me, you self-appointed beverage dictator!!!"
Well Fuck you MR.Bear!! You speak Lies!! Liiiies!!
- Quina -
"Is stone edible? Or is for barbeque?"
"F..Frog... Is talking.. Maybe I eat it?"
"World only have two things: Things you can eat and things you no can eat."
"I do what I want! You have problem?!"
- Beatrix -
"There's no difference between them and me. We're all just blindly following orders. My heart and my will mean nothing..."
- Freya -
"To be forgotten is worse than death."
"We live not to forget our past, but to learn from it!"
- Vivi -
"Their minds are not hollow. I think that their minds are just out to lunch for a little awhile..."
"How do you prove that you exist ... ? Maybe we don't exist ..."
- Amarant -
"The only dependable thing about the future is uncertainty."
- Kuja -
"Peace is but a shadow of death, Desperate to forget its painful past... Though we hope for promising years After shedding a thousand tears, Yesterday's sorrow constantly nears. And while the moon still shines blue, By dawn, it will turn to scarlet hue."
- Necron -
"Life fears death, but lives only to die. It starts with anxiety. Anxiety becomes fear. Fear leads to anger... anger leads to hate... hate leads to suffering... The only cure for this fear is total destruction."
"Why defy your fate? Is the will to live that powerful...?"
- Zorn&Thorn -
"Frog that goes squish, you'll make a fine dish!"