EMPIRE VOICE PHONE CLIENT |
Greetings, friend. This webpage is devoted to the new Empire Voice Client,
which provides 24/7 access to your Empire Country from anywhere in the world where
you have access to a telephone. We provide a complete Voice-to-Text-to-Voice
client service for our clients. I see you have doubts, you say you have a dialup modem in your laptop, but please tell me how good that does you when have an important update, and you are: |
Stuck in traffic? |
Sure, you can bring a laptop and a cell-phone adapter, but have you ever tried to
mouse and type while driving? |
Trying to get away in your RV? |
Sure, you can bring your laptop, but think of all those fish you will miss. |
Boss looking over your shoulder at work, or is port 6665 completely blocked due to
the new security firewall to "keep out hackers"? |
Does this happen to you? |
Getting your coast mapped? |
Getting your sectors bombed? |
Missiles launched at you? |
Wasteland? |
WE CAN HELP! |
All you need is a phone and a bank account or major credit card. |
Our expert staff is available 24/7 at only $0.99/minute for all your empire needs. |
But Wait! There's More! |
We have additional services available, for a nominal additional fee, but well worth
it! |
Larry is an experienced IT professional (recently outsourced). He can type 80 wpm, and has been mudding for 20+ years, and thus he is very
experienced with the virtual gamer. He received an honorary medallion
for his work with the Star Trek Deep Space 9 convention last year where he successfully
won the klingon spelling bee. |
Not in the mood to chat with Larry? No Problem! Our intern Tiffany is
available, for late night script and telegram sessions. She also has additional
(cash-only) services available (inquire directly). |
Are you a paranoid sleeper? Keep waking up at 3:30AM to see if it was just
a bad dream? Afraid of that backstabbing ally move? We also feature
a country monitoring service, and we'll call you if we see any suspiscious activity
or hostilities done to your country during your sleeping hours so you can
rest peacefully. |
DIAL 1-900-EMP-VOICE |
DIAL 1-900-EMP-VOICE Now! |
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This Webpage Created 7 June 2004 (yes, this is a hoax!) |
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