CABBAGE!
DODODODODO!!!!
Jebus!!!!!!
Here is the Jebus song... It is the only recorded
one at the moment. It the demo sort of thing for
the song Jebus 1, it will be redone for the album,
but for now you can listen to this version, made up
completely on the spot!
JEBUS1
right click and click save target as
and that is it...
it will save on your computer and thats that
Wonderful, isn't it?
This is a website for the band Van Shchningckle
One of their songs is listed above for download...
Another great hit, is the parody of the Blink 182 song Whats my age again? called: There's that rage again!
It's based on a guy who is a real loser
There's that rage again!
I took her out, it was a sunday night
I'm such a loser, I always think I'm right
I wanted to make-out, but she saw my small dick
But then her big dad walked in on me...
And thats about the time he raped me with a tree
Don't you know that can spread disease
And I'm still more amused by fucking cats
Well, would you like to see?
And then I killed them all while in a rage
There's that rage again,
There's that rage again...
And later on, as I walked home
I humped a whore, I didn't pay for
But then she called the cops, they threw my ass in jail
And then Rosco walked up to me...
And thats about the time he raped me anally
In prison there is lots of sodomy
Just remember not to drop the soap
Unless you want it in the ass
Then I killed them all while in a rage
There's that rage again,
There's that rage again...
And thats about the time the guards beated me
Not like that you sick monkey
And at least I didn't say anally
Do you think I'm weird?
Then I'll kill you while in a rage
There's that rage again
There's that rage again
(This part while background vocals repeat: Your a loser)
And that about the time I got really mad
I have no friends I just think I do
I have some major anger problems
When will this sick song end?
When I kill you all while in a rage
There's that rage again,
There's that rage again
There's my rage again.......
Wow, that was such a great song!
Or how bout they're great song, just added (well not really)......
Grocery List
Buy me a peanut
Buy me an elephant
If I were a hippopotamus I would eat cats
Eat a sascabbage
Eat a little man
If I were a mongoose made of gold I might eat ducks
Interlude:
I see the cow
I see the cow
The cow goes moo, the cow goes moo,
the cow goes moo, the cow goes moo
Poop in the field
Poop on my shoes
Please don't step into the poop
that's on the ground like bugs
Verse:
I buy an icecow
I like a smurf
If I were an Oompalumpa then I'd eat a fish
Smell my fish
Smell some spaghetti
If I were a hobbit covered in foil I could eat rabbits
Interlude:
I read a book
I read a book
Bookmice, Bookmice, Bookmice,
Bookmice, Bookmice, cheese
T. A. G.
R. I. N.
If you're in the shower,
Tagrin spelt backwards is Nirgat
But thats not all!
Oh no!
Who can forget the great classic:
Jebus II - Attack of the Robotos, Sharona!
Which goes a little something, like this...
JEBUS II - Attack of the Robotos, Sharona!
And the man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz
Domo ari gato Mr. Roboto
Domo ari gato Mr. Roboto
Shh! I've got a secret...
Domo ari gato Mr. Roboto
Domo ari gato Mr. Roboto
Domo ari gato Mr. Roboto
Domo ari gato Mr. Roboto
Domo ari gato Mr. Roboto
Domo ari gato Mr. Roboto
Thank you very mucho Mr. Roboto
Thank you, thank you! I wanna thank you
Mr. Roboto
Domo ari gato Mr. Roboto
Domo ari gato Mr. Roboto
M-m-m-my Sharona! Whoa!
And the days go by
At the water-mobile
Give me some of that sweet sweet lovin'
The best part of waking up is
M-m-m-my Sharona!
M-m-m-my Sharona!
M-m-m-my my my aye-aye whoa!
Domo ari gato Mr. Roboto
Domo ari gato Mr. Roboto
M-m-m-my Sharona! Styx!
Domo Domo Domo Domo
Domo Domo Domo Domo
Arigato!
A used 16-track mixer for 400 bucks
But it was used…
But who cares…
M-m-m-my Sharona!
Why don't you give me some, gimme some
Some sweet love Sharona
Won't you g-g-g-gimme some, g-gimme some
Some o' that love Sharona
Oh ya! Whoa!
Aye! Oh! Lets go!
Holy carp! He's got a filing cabinet
I command you, in the name of Lucifer
To spill the blood of the innocent
Take a snausage! You dirty Kershmophel!
It wasn't me, it was the one armed man!
SHARONA!
Domo ari gato Mr. Roboto
Domo ari gato Mr. Roboto
M-m-m-my Sharona!
M-m-m-my Ba-log-ina!
John Jacob Jingle Hymer-shmit!
Its true, I was the second gunman on the grass knoll
That's right! Knoll!
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble,
So you don't confuse them with mountains
Can you give me some sweet sweet lovin'
Domo ari gato
M-m-m-my Sharona!
Whoa!
M-m-m-my Sharona!
Domo-Jebus!
KILL ROY!!
And the man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz
Jeeebuuuusss...
Then there are others too...
And here they are
The Overly Elaborate Polka song
We killed everyone
(Stange intro with guns and Gerald Ford)
Don't you wanna kill everybody
Don't you wanna kill everyone
Don't you wanna kill all those stupid, annoying people,
Stab 'em in the face, or shoot 'em with a gun
We killed everyone
We shot then in the head
Now we're the best ones alive
'Cause everyone else is dead (bom bom bom)
Oooh! So disturbing
Oooh no, no, no, please, no
NNOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Waaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!
Oh ya!
The preceeding was funny.
Do not attempt to kill everyone.
Leave that to those professionals who go to sniper school
Peace everyone!
Love your neighbour, everybody get together
La lalala la lalala
La la la laaaaa!!!!!!!
A Man Walking in Leaves
(Sound of a man walking in leaves)
THAT IS THE END OF THE SONG!
THERE IS NO MORE SONG!
FINISH!!!
There is also the cover of Pheobe's song, from the show Friends, which we like to call...
TAGRIN SPELT BACKWARDS IS NIRGAT
I'm in the shower while writting this song
Stop me if you've heard it
My body is soapy and my hair is wet
And Tagrin spelt backwards is Nirgat!
The Ladybug Ballad
Let me tell you a story
About the Mustard seed in my garden
It ate the ladybugs
But then I ate it
But it ate the ladybugs
With Rocks
Socks, clocks, jocks, Spock's
Blocks, cocks, mocks, locks
Shocks, and everything else that rhymes with
OX
(bongo beatnick part)
I broke my pen
and that made me sad
so very sad
sad
It was a good pen
I liked the model in particular
It had lots of ink left too
But then it broke
And I was sad
I tried to stop it
But I couldn't stop the breaking
Like an unstoppable rebel force breaking my pen
That just couldn't be stopped
Because my pen broke
and shall write
nevermore
nevermore
nevermore
So now I'll tell you a story...
(back to guitar part)
Now let me tell you the story
About the Mustard seed in my garden
It ate the ladybugs
But then I ate it
But it ate the ladybugs
With Rocks
Socks, clocks, jocks, Spock's
Blocks, cocks, mocks, locks
Shocks, and more rocks
and more clocks
and more socks
and everything else that rhymes with...
Jeeebuuuuuuussss...
Jebus and the Amazing Technocolour song with a really long title
GO GO GO GO
STOP STOP STOP STOP
SLOW SLOW SLOW DOWN DOWN
DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN
My pants are baggy and my shirt is gray
I'm a Jew with a coat It makes me look gay
Fa la la La la la la la la
This song is called Jebus and the Amazing Technocolour song with a really long title la la la la
Hey look I'm a Jew do you tink I look fat?
Hey look at me I've got a cool hat
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
Blah Blah Blah Blah
This song is called Jebus and the Amazing Technocolour song with a really long title Blah Blah Blah Blah
Hey my coat is real shiny, and has lots of colours pe po dee dee
I must be high on Mary-Juwana
Give me some gum please, cause I have a coat
I'm a Jew with a coat now, hey look at me
I'm a Jew with a coat now and it is funky
I'm a Jew with a coat
(etc.)
I'm, A, Jew, With, A, Coooooooaaaaaaaattt...
Ya baby ya, grr baby, very grr, ya...
Jebus 3
Jebus and I live together in an apartment in upper Mongolia
Did you notice my proper gramatical structure in the line with Mongolia?
If you want I could tell you a story about us in Mongolia
Because you see Jebus is the son of Bob and I live with him in Mongolia
Now I should mention that we do not live in upper Mongolia
We really live somewhere else that is not in upper Mongolia
In fact we don't really even live together in an apartment in Mongolia
And I don't really know who Bob is or where is Mongolia
CHORUS
If you could please, listen to my story
Its about the guy Jebus, who I don't live with
He lives in my backyard and not in my house
And so I was telling the truth when I said that he doesn't live with me
A boy was born in a barn surrounded by strange people that smelt like myrrh
He did not cry because he truly enjoyed the powerful smell of myrrh
Now to skip ahead in his life and not continue talking about his birth and myrrh
He grew up to become the man known as Jebus who sells things on the street such as myrrh
Jebus is all grown up now and so I will now continue to tell you about him and stuff
He leaves my backyard everyday to go to the street and sell his myrrh and stuff
Boy that guy really likes his his myrrh and if you didn't know its like a balm and stuff
Not an explosive bomb but an ointment for use after death (like with Jesus) so you can bet he doesn't sell much stuff
CHORUS
Although he is a strange bum who lives in my backyard and doesn't do well selling balms
Jebus still has an interesting story which he kindly shared with me after I bought some balms
He told me this interesting story and I made it into a song while using some balms
I enjoyed him hanging around and will be sad when he's gone once the police get here and take away and his balms
SOLO
CHORUS
Outro:
Jebus is a dirty Kershmophel
And he better hope that Bob will come from Mongolia to pay his bail
Because his name is
Jeeeeeebuuuuuussssss....
@$$mints
Do do do doo do do do whaaaa...
It doesn't matter what comes
Fresh goes better with @$$
With @$$mints fresh and full of nice
Nothing get through you
Without staying cool
@$$mints make your @$$ smell nice
Fresh is better
@$$minty freshness
Fresh is better than @$$ smells you when have a life
@$$mints, the fresh @$$
Scary German Song! (AKA the happy bunny)
(TRANSLATION)
(SONG LYRICS - WORDS SPOKEN)
I like the fuzzy bunny
Ich mag das flockige Häschen
I like the fluffy rabbit
Ich mag das flaumige Kaninchen
The fuzzy little animals
Die flockigen kleinen Tiere
The fluffy animals are cute
Die flaumigen Tiere sind nett
I like the fuzzy bunny
Ich mag das flockige Häschen
I like the cute rabbit
Ich mag das nette Kaninchen
They are all really cute
Sie sind alles wirklich nette
The fluffy animals are cute
Die flaumigen Tiere sind nett
VERSE 1 -
You probably do not even know what I am saying
Sie vermutlich nicht sogar wissen, was ich sage
To you it is just heavy German music
Zu Ihnen ist es gerade schwere deutsche Musik
I wonder now, does it frighten you?
Ich jetzt, wundert es sich erschrickt Sie?
Frightening you with German music
Erschreckend Sie mit deutscher Musik
VERSE 2 -
You probably do not even know what I am saying
Sie vermutlich nicht sogar wissen, was ich sage
When I do my heavy German music
Wenn ich tue meine schwere deutsche Musik
I hope I pronounce all these German words right
Ich hoffe, daß ich ausspreche alle diese deutschen Wörter recht
At least you are getting afraid
Mindestens Sie erhalten ängstlich
(Softly at the end)
I bet I pronounced some German words wrong
Ich wettete, daß I aussprach einige deutsche Wörter falsch
But the fluffy bunny is cute
Aber das flaumige Häschen ist nett
Ok then, bye bye now...
