:::Former WWO World Champ:::.:::Former Hardcore Champ:::.:::Former WWO Platinum Champion:::.:::Former WWO All American Champion:::.:::Former EuroContinental Champion:::
(The scene fades in to a dark room where a figure of a man is seen doing situps in it. The man stands and flicks on the light, revealing that the man is Surge. He smirks and opens his locker room door stepping out. He walks into the hallway and looks around before heading toward the vending machine. Suddenly he is approached by Micheal May. May carries a microphone and is dressed in a black suit. Surge smiles at him and looks down at his own attire, a WWO t-shirt and cut off jeans. He signals May over to him and smirks as May begins to speak.)
May:Surge can I get a few words with you about what you did to Mike Morsey at TNF.
Surge:Sure May, no problem.
May:Well..... why did you do it. You and Morsey where such good friends.
Surge:Well let me explain, the realtionship between me and Morsey was a love hate situation. I hated him and I loved bossing his ass around.
May:Hrm well those are certainly cocky words.
Surge:Look May, do you understand why I asked for this match.
May:Well...... No I cant say I do.
Surge:Look at it this way, me and Morsey one on one, can you picture it? People talk in the back they say, hey I predict sooner rather than later that either Morsey or Surge will win world title. People say it would be great to see a new face as the champ. Well you know what, those people are wrong. Its not Morsey or me, its just me. I am gonna be the one to win the world title. And you Mike Morsey, your just gonna be a bloody mother fucking never was.And I am gonna be the new extreme champ
(May sleeks his hair back and once again raises the mic to his lips.)
May:What about Bobby Farrell not allowing you to return.
Surge:Bobby Farrell, well Bobby Farrell obviously didnt know what he was missing out on. But MMP, he is the CEO and he is the reason your looking at me right now.
(The fans in the background cheer at MMPs name.)
Surge:Bobby Farrell is no more than a useless jackass. With his little G.o.D. stable. They maybe the gods of destruction but I am the man who ended Terry Bolleas winning streak. I am the last one to hold the platinum title. I am a former double champion. I am a future WWO Champion and a future WWO Legend. I am Surge damnit. I am not afraid of some loser like Bobby Farrell.
(May looks down and then back up.)
May:On a lower key, how do you feel about Morsey's new little friend, the sledge hammer.
Surge:What is that supposed to scare me? A damned weapon, Morsey walks around with his shirt saying Time To Get Extreme. Well I got a shirt to.
(That being said, Surge rips his shirt off revealing another shirt reading "Time to kick Mike Morsey's ass".)
Surge:Well what do you think, isnt this shirt totally me.
May:If I say no, you kick my ass. If I say yes, he kicks my ass. Decisions....
Surge:Nah im not into that whole beating up announcers thing anymore. I am here for three things, 1.The Fans, 2.The Titles, and 3.Hurting People I Don't like.
May:Well that is a releif.
Surge:Well I am gonna catch a plane home now, because my brother Thunder and I have some catching up to do, so I am gonna cut this promo short.
May:Very well, ladies and gentlemen, this concludes my interview with the newly rehired Surge.
(The fans begin to cheer as Surge smirks.)
Surge:Ahhhhhh what a refreshing sound.
(Surge turns and walks back into his room and walks out about 5 minutes later with all of his baggage. He turns and walks down the hallway and out the arena door. He hops into his BMW and pulls out of the parking lot. He looks toward the road as he begins to drive, he hits a red light and something seems to click in his brain.)
Surge:GOD DAMNIT I FORGOT MY FUCKING M&Ms. Damn Micheal May and his interveiwing ways. Oh well heres the gas station anyways.
(Surge pulls into a gas station and hops out of his car. He grabs the unleaded gas and begins to pump it into the car. About half a minute later he goes in to pay and grabs some M&M's. He is approached by a young boy.)
Boy:Are you Surge. My mommy said your probably not.
Surge:Well your mommy is wrong this time. It is me in the flesh.
Boy:Oh wow... can you sign my Impact Playaz shirt?
(Surge looks at the shirt seeing him and Morsey standing side by side. He smirks and looks at the boy once more.)
Surge:How about I get you a new shirt?
Boy:...... o...okay
(Surge reaches into his coat pocket and pull out a crumpled up shirt with a picture of him hold the EC and AA titles. He signs it and hands it to the boy as the boy puts it on over his Impact Playaz shirt. The shirt is a bit to big but still fits the boy's tiny body anyways.)
Boy:Gee thanks.
(The boys skips away as Surge whipes his brow.)
Surge:Damnit, being a babyface is tough.
(Surge heads outside and hops in his BMW pulling out of the parking lot. He puts the car in reverse and pulls out. He drives down the road and sighs to himself.)
Surge:God damnit, I knew I would have to do this sooner or later.
(Surge pulls out his check book and pulls out a check. He makes it out to El Tengu and signs it for $100,000, he sighs and shoves it in an envelope and fills out the envelope at the red light. He stops near the post office and shoves it into the mailbox and drives away. He drives the BMW to the airport and parks it knowing it will be picked up soon. He sighs and calls up MMP.)
Surge:Come on pick up.
Voice:Hello.
Surge:Yo, Mike, you sure that you got me my own private flight.
Voice:Positive.
Surge:Aiight, see yah later then man.
Voice:Alright, goodbye.
(Surge heads inside and straight to his loading dock. He sees a woman standing with a sign that says Rutledge. He approaches her and taps her on the shoulder.)
Surge:This my flight?
Woman:You are Chris Rutledge right?
Surge:Yep!
Woman:And lets see here, this check was signed by Bobby Farrell for $78,697 and it cover you, all of your baggage, and your little blue BMW.
Surge:
(Surge smirks to himself knowing that MMP stole the check from Bobby's check book.)
Woman:Right this way.
(The woman leads Surge down a hallway and onto a huge plane. He yawns and gets ready for the 5 hour plane trip. About 45 minute later he hears em load his car on. He looks back out toward the airport and sees a woman standing inline. He smirks and hops up out of his seat and rushing by the flight attendant almost knocking her over. He runs back into the airport and up to the counter where the person is argueing with the flight attendant. He spins the woman around to reveal that she is none other than Francine. She stares at him for a moment and then recognises him and gives him a hug smiling.)
Surge:So whats up cousin.
Francine:Well I am trying to head to Tennessee because I am working an NWA:TNA show there, but these people are incompatant.
(Surge smirks at her.)
Surge:I got room on my jet for you.
(Francine stares at him for a moment)
Francine:HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET BOBBY TO SPRING FOR A JET.
Surge:Lets just call it a steal of a deal.
(Surge winks at Francine as she catches on and begins laughing as he escorts her to his jet. A few moment later the jet takes off and Francine and Surge are sharing some complimentary popcorn that came with the flight.)
Surge:
Francine:Yup, but it has been loads of fun working with Brian and Scott and the rest of those big named guys.
(Surge and Francine continue to jabber on for about another 2 hours before she falls asleep. Surge takes out the latest edition of PWI and begins to read the section about Morsey. He reads over it over and over again for the next hour or so until finally Francine wakes up. The attendant comes in and offer an inflight movie but Francine and Surge turn it down and instead talk more about wrestling. before they know it the plane is landing in Tennessee, Surge's home state.)
Captain:This is your captain, we have arrived.
(Surge and Francine hops up as he escorts the beautiful young woman out into the airport. By the time both of them get to Surge's BMW they have signed 35 autographs, 15 t-shirts, and a fat mans stomach. Both individuals are worn out. They both begin driving and eventually both reach Hendersonville. They both hop out and smirk seeing Surge's house. Both of them go inside and unpack their stuff as Surge gives Thunder a call.)
Surge:You Chad, im home, head over to my place.
(Surge hangs up the phone and helps Francine unpack her things. About 20 minutes later Thunder knocks on the door. He steps inside and stares at his brother long and hard. After a brief face off both men embrace.)
Surge:Good too see yah again bro.
Thunder:Yeah man, its been awhile.
(Francine giggles at them and then returns to unpacking the rest of her clothes as Surge looks toward his backyard.)
Surge:For old times sake?
(A moment later Surge and Thunder are in a homeade ring that Surge built when he was 14. Both men are locking up and going at it. Thunder downs Surge with a superkick and then climbs the top rope and leaps off delivering a shooting star press onto Surge pinning him for the 1...2..3. A few moments later Surge stands.)
Thunder:I know you went easy on me. You know you can't do that once I come to the WWO.
Surge:YOUR COMING BACK.
Thunder:Soon enough..Soon enough.
(Both brothers embrace once more as Francine walks out onto the porch.)
Francine:So who is up for Taco Bell.
(Both men leap out of the ring and make a break for the BMW as the scene fades to black.)
