Banned from the SSHL

IF you find yourself on this page, appeals can be made by applying for appeal. First process is to win over all 4 board of governors and finally the commish of the league.

Phil Saretsky Defense Height  6-4 Weight  190 Shoots  Left Born  May 13, 1983 Lacombe, AB, CAN

Banned because he kept getting drafted and kept disappointing every team, by not showing up. Marlin Morton forward Height  5-10 Weight  160 Shoots  Left Born  May 13, 1983 Nova Scotia,Poland, Banned because he moved far far away, and was the small, but real version of "Matthew Barnaby". Ryan Heal forward Height  5-10 Weight  160 Shoots  right Born  May 13, 1983 Red Deer, USA, For some reason unbeknowing to the commishoner, this player is banned from the SSHL. Scouting reports out of USA have reported that he is a small, useless piece of garbage. He has no hands and no skills and a bad temper. This equals banned. Randy Nordgren 00 Forward Height  5-8 Weight  199 Shoots  right Born  May 13, 1975 Lacombe, AB, CAN Randy is perhaps the nicest guy the SSHL has ever seen. Unfortuantely niceness doesn't get you very far. Talent does. Randy lacked a great deal of it. For two seasons, Gilly beat Randy in the scoring race. Then Randy quit the league because he wasn't drafted the next year. Apparently know wants a guy that can't score or passes out at the game. Mitch Owens 98 Forward Height  5-8 Weight  199 Shoots  right Born  May 13, 1975 Lacombe, AB, CAN Mitch was a free agent signed by the Hustlers a long time ago. He made it to one day, then was cut by the lowly Hustlers. Enough said. Sean Burke Forward Height  5-8 Weight  199 Shoots  right Born  May 13, 1970 Sylvan Lake, AB, CAN The SSHL met Sean in the Country Club one fortunate night. After trying to persuade him to play by offering 2 cases of beer to play one game, he still refused. We drafted him anyway, but he did not show up. Let him now know, he is banned for life from our great league.