The WebPage's Answer Machine:
Rod Serling imitation: You're dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world without time, where sound collides with color and shadows explode. You see a signpost up ahead -- this is no ordinary telephone answering device... You have reached, "The Twilight Phone". Dum Dum Dum Beeep
Disturbing the Peace since 2003
Soup:
-An Experiment in Artifical Stupidity
-Can't Remember Shit
-I don't Suffer from Insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
-Love: Two vowels, Two consonants, Two Fools
-I wasn't beat with the ugly stick, the whole forest fell on; I turn Medusa to stone; I scare the roaches away:
