"YOU BUILD IT UP. WE KNOCK IT DOWN."

An organization dedicated to destruction and causing utter mayhem. We are simply a non-profit group and our reward is nothing more than being el-destructo. Our methods of mayhem are both humourous and self gratifying not to mention, Chaotic and Sparatic.

President and sole innovator of Project Mayhem, Mr. Whyte, is the highest contributor and his "Wrecking Ball" methods produce high yields. Our team is always aware of the task at hand, and that is to distmantle and destroy.