BIGGER, BETTER, DRUNKER, FEWER BRAIN CELLS!

That's right fans, SSR has just emptied the keg and they are thirsty for more. I can't believe it's been 5 years of just pure party and we aren't dead yet. We are kicking off the 5th Season and it is clear we drink way too much beer. This page documents the real funny and completely insane shit we have put our bodies through and its purely for your entertainment. This barrel of drunken monkies are a real piece of work and if you have had the pleasure of partying with these booze hounds you already know. If you haven't had the opportunity then you haven't done anything fun with your life yet. Our team is a well oiled and finely tuned funbus complete with all the balls and whistles. Our accomplishments are simply unprecedented and we strive to be the best in the business.

T Minus days 'til The Return of K-Balls
"What? You Didn't Know?"

The K Balls is down under for the next couple of months doing things only people read about in magazines and fairy tales. Thats right all the action is down under so he took all his cameras, computers, psps, and mp3s and is going to be getting the inside scoop on the land of Oz-umness.

For the Where a bouts of K Balls click on the link below to get the front page spread on his Australian Adventure '07. It's Balls Out!

- K Balls Down Under -

A.G's Pizza Count

This Man consumes more pizza than the average ninja turtle. I mean he wakes up and drives pizza into his boiler. Here at SSR we have taken it upon ourselves to update you on his za consumption with this Deliciousio Pizza Counter.

CERVEZA FACE

It's Simple, it's Hilarious, it's a Cerveza in yur Face-a. A drinking game where rock, paper, or scissors determines the outcome. The loser is subjected to chugging a beer while having a Cerveza launched at them. I have to say I owe Quinn Ryan for this little gem.

~ 03/7/2006

BIG WILLY MASCOT STYLE

For someone to say yes to Robin and I to try on a mascot costume was like paradise. I mean no one in their right mind would let two crazys get their mitts on one. Not even close. But for some reason the time was right and we were there to get the honours. We strolled around Ribfest promoting Ribs, Willy, and well...Sexual Intercourse. Some of these clips arent for the children. See for yourself why we are the number one in fun.

~ 09/08/2006

FORE WHEELIN'

Well whoever gave us the keys to this hog made a big mistake because we took this golf cart to the cleaners. Taking it through the muddy waters of Beaverdale Golf and Country Club. Good times when the conditions are a wee bit wet. It made for a fun filled afternoon.

~ 04/28/2005

THE CANDY CONTENTS OF A STUFFED FROG SCATTERED OVER THE BATTLEFIELD

We opened up Andys Bday Bash with a few whacks at a Candy stuffed frog. Little did we know that those little bon bons were going to be used as ammunition at 191 Lester. An unforgettable night and worthy of Funbus Entertainment.

~ 10/19/2003

THE TIGHTY WHITIE PARTY - "Leave Your Pants at the Door"

SSR knows how to push the envelope when it comes to throwing the best parties on the planet but when we came up with this idea we didn't think it was going to be this off the hook. Just make sure you are on the Guest List when we launch the next Big Block party.

~ 01/10/2000

OUR HAWAIIAN LUAU - "Where everyone comes to get Leid"

Scotty didnt know this party was going to be unlike anything he has ever seen before. We managed to put all the elements of the Hawaiian culture into one explosive night. The only thing we were missing was a pig roast and some rice. Take a look at what we mean by awesome.

~ 10/03/2004

SSR SHOWS OFF ITS SKILLS AT THE LOCAL SKI HILLS

A Bunch of us get together and hit the slopes at Chicopee Ski hill. This video shows the bumps, bruises, and bananas that go on slopestyles.

~ 02/21/2003

SSR TAKES THEIR BAG O FUN ON DOWN TO CANCUN, MEXICO

The Chalupas were hot and ready as we made our voyage on down to Mexico's hottest party location. We dove in to way may have been the party of the last millenium. We drank, we puked, we drank some more, we puked some more. We met Dirty Sanchez. What more could 5 single guys ask for. Pepto Bismal?

~ 01/10/2000

"CASSIUS" CLAY DAVIS vs. "WIDE OPEN" WENDT

SSR presents FIGHT NIGHT in the FUNBUS household. The gloves come off in this barrage of bombs battle. These two go the distance for 3 rounds and in the end a Champion is born. Catch all the action here on SSR Pay-Per-View.

~ 11/03/2002

CAM DIDDY GETTING DECKED BY TWO DICKS

It was a Beav Weekend unlike any other. A fun filled 3-Day Bender with a happy ending. The festivities started early on a friday and come saturday it became too much for one of our fallen soldiers. The night was right and all vital signs pointed to a prime opportunity to perch a pair of peeners on the victims head. The crisp air made for a very solid sackin' as Cam Diddy laid helplessly in his bed while peeners and sugar-nuts danced on his forehead. Luckily the camera crew was on site to capture a very entertaining moment in Beav Weekend History. See for yourself.

~ 08/23/2003

THE SSR SHWIM TEAM TAKES THE PLUNGE

The conditions were excellent and the dock had just enough stiffness for the SSR Shwim Team to show off their aquatic acrobatics. Their routine consisted of performing high flying arials and spectatular stuntman manouevers such as the Flying Squirrel, Yukon Gold Potato, Cauliflower and lets not forget, Andy's signature Batman Backflop. These are trained Professionals and with performance inhancing drugs such as Beer and Liquor they can acheive these difficult moves without minimal effort. We ask that you do not try these stunts in your bathtub or without alcohol as pain may ensue. .

~ 08/04/2006

PARTY BOY BARES IT ALL IN THE CENTRE OF A CITY STREET

Anytime and any place can be a party if you have the right tools and a good group of goofy bastards that will do just about anything if you have enough booze for them. Well we do have all the tools and I can assure you we have the goofy bastards. Adam Whyte is our self proclaimed party boy and has the tear away pants to pull it off. Catch him in the act as he takes out a very frightened school boy walking down the street.

~ 03/17/2003

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