Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake-up with stinky finger.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.
He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
Man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change.