Bethy The Clown Slayer
NOTE: This page and its HORRIBLE graphics, were created in November of 2003. I would delete it, but it's just too damn funny. - Beth (Oct 2016)
"In every generation there is a Chosen One.
She alone will stand against the clowns,
The white-faced demons and their evil balloon animals.
She is the Slayer"
Page created November 2003
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Clowns. The purest form of Evil. There is only one who can stop them.
She knows our scent. She knows our secrets. She knows where we hide. She will find us. She is the one thing that we all fear. She is The Slayer." "She hunts us.
Slayers.
There are two different kinds of Slayers. The most famous of the Slayers are the Vampire Slayers. Traditionally there was only one per generation, but because of magics there were thousands made.
The second kind of Slayer is the Clown Slayer. There is only one per generation. The girl Chosen to reign as the Clown Slayer is the most powerful human the world has ever known. The reason for this is because of her enemy.
Many people see a clown as a child's entertainer, but what many do not know is that clowns are evil in its truest form.
When the Devil was cast out of Heaven, and was sent to the pits of Hell, he took with him - his followers. These were the first demons. They painted their faces with hideous colors and dressed themselves in bright clothing.
These demons were the first clowns.
Now, people dress up as clowns unaware of what they truly represent.
The FIRST EVIL was born within a clown.
There is only one who can stop them.
The one girl in all the world with the strength and skill to hunt the most vicious demons this world has ever known.
Tales of Past Slayers
Click on the picture above to read about Slayers of the past
Bethy, the current Slayer in action.
The C L O W N S
She was chosen at age fifteen. Her predecessor was killed by a Master Clown who ruled over one of the Dark Circus' located in Southeast Asia.
The new Slayer wanted to seek out this clown who killed the Slayer before her. Her Watcher advised her not to go looking for trouble, but this new Slayer was fearless.
The Slayer found this Master clown, and the beast fell by her sword. Bethy was the fierest Slayer the world had ever seen. She also played by her own rules. She traveled with men whom she considered her family.
She walks the earth and keeps her family safe.
By her side, her men.
Men who have devoted their lives to their Slayer.
Penn, Damian, Mathayus, Angel, Prince, Caesar, and The Slayer's Bodyguards
The Slayer's Husband
Click on Penn to learn about him
Click here to read about the Slayer's Steamy Wedding Night!
The Slayer's Soldier
Click on Damian to learn about him
The Slayer's Desert Kitten
Click on Mathayus to learn about him
The Slayer's Mechanic
Blades and Swords
The Slayer's Mechanic
Handguns and Automatic Weapons
The Slayer's Watcher
Click on "Caesar" to learn about him
The Slayer's Bodyguards
The Slayer's Home Security
Click here to learn about The Order of The Crimson Heart
The Slayer's First Love
Click on Banyon to learn about him
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The Slayer's Fallen Friends
Those who died defending the world from clowns
Click on each man/woman to learn more about them, and how they died
The Slayer's Connection
Click on Special Agent Mason Taggert to learn about him
Those white-faced bastards don't stand a chance..
This Webpage stars: Jeremy Renner as The Slayer's Husband, Penn
Gerard Butler as The Slayer's Soldier, Damian
The Rock as The Slayer's Desert Kitten, Mathayus
Sean Patrick Thomas as The Slayer's Mechanic, "Angel"
Ryan Reynolds as The Slayer's Mechanic "Prince"
Geoffrey Rush as The Slayer's Watcher, "Caesar"
Bradley Stryker as The Slayer's Bodyguard, "Cypris"
Donnie Eichar as The Slayer's Bodyguard, "Cole"
Forrest Cochran as The Slayer's Bodyguard, "Dex"
Johnny Depp as The Slayer's First Love, Banyon
Joaquin Phoenix as The Slayer's Fallen Assistant Watcher, "JP"
Ron Perlman as The Slayer's Fallen Friend, Ron
Bridgette Wilson as The Slayer's Fallen Friend, Alicia
Irina Pantaeva as The Slayer's Fallen Friend, Kina
Morgan Freeman as The Slayer's FBI Contact, Agent Mason Taggert
and Bethy The Clown Slayer as Herself
This webpage is used for Entertainment purposes only. I do NOT own the rights to any of the pictures featured on this page.
Many of the pictures were sent to me by email, so I don't even know who they belong to.
The Red Slayer pictures were found on http://www.rusf.ru/interpresscon/shikin/index.htm.
I do not know the artists name but he/she owns the rights to the pictures.
The Egyptian Princess picture is by Boris Vallejo.
The pictures were altered by me only for entertainment purposes.
The alterations were not intended to mock the artists work.
The Clown Slayer is a parody of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" owned by the Almighty Joss Whedon, and Company.
The character Angelus also belongs to His Majesty, King Whedon.
Krusty the Clown is property of His Lordship, Matt Groening, creator of "The Simspons"
This page is UNDER CONDTRUCTION
Thanks!
And perhaps one day, the clowns will be gone from this Earth.
As long as people like me are fighting them. :)
