NEWS
For the week of October 18th, 2002
Hey yo,
I haven't done this in such a long time I almost forget what it is like to write a news report. I really don't have anything special for an intro but I guess if you are reading this then you must be bored. I'm sure you have better things you could be doing. I'm not really helping my site if I'm basically telling you to go away. I've never been really good at selling stuff so just read it, ok?
I haven't wrote a news report in awhile so you would expect me to have a lot to talk about like what I did over the summer and the first two months or school. I should have at least a good 8 or 9 pages to write, right? No. That's where your wrong. To sum it up I can't really remember what I did over the summer. Anything over a month because a blur. The stuff that I do remember is that I work a lot at the L...V....D that would be the Diary in Deep River. It was nice to make some cash even though I don't really have anything to spend it on. What else?....I work on my truck a lot. It's a 1987 Toyota 4Runner. My dad and I did lots of body work and at this very moment it is in the shop getting a paint job and no its not the shop at school. Other then that there really wasn't any excitement in my life. Oh and I think I might have went cruising a couple times with Chainz and Borque. I like gooooooooooooooooold. Sorry inside joke. Well I will tell ya what it is about. Well one day Beth, Len, Borque, Chainz and I went cruising. We were driving by the tennis courts in Deep River when I yelled out the window "I like Gooooooold" (that would be from Austin Powers in Goldmember in case you have been living in a hole, like I tend to do sometimes). It was really funny so all of us started yelling it out of the car windows at the exactly the same time. Then we re-word it a bit and say something like "I like Pornnnn". That wasn't me. It was Chainz. He is a porn addict. You should see his room. Full of porn. actually its probably better that you don't for your own health and safety...lol
Well that would be it for my summer vacation now we will get into the 2 months of school. First of all I would like to wish Whitney a belated happy birthday because well I just didn't know. Now I will mention the two shocks of this year so far. First of all we will discuss the smoking bit. If a certain someone is reading this they will know who I am talking about. This friend of mine was supposed to be a friend. We would talk and I thought that she was the only person like me...I mean that we both didn't do weed or smoke....drinking is ok though :). Anyway, I have had the hunch for awhile that she...oops now you know its a girl was smoking at least. Well she would deny it and say "Why do you think that?" You know when you just have that feeling and you really know this person well that you know that they just couldn't say no because frankly, they just don't have any will power?. Well any who, one day I caught her smoking in the smoking section of our school...Wasn't really hard I just looked out a window and watched her. Then I went outside and confronted her and said that she was a lier and stuff. We went back and forth for awhile then I had to go to class. When lunch time rolled around she came to me with a note that said that she would never........ever smoke again. Well not believing her I just went along with it. Yesterday, I went outside with her and there she goes and smokes a cigarette. I hate....I repeat HATE people who lie right to my face that black is white so to speak. It makes me feel like I am some kind of moron that she could try and pull a fast one of yours truly. All I have to say is she is without a doubt one of THE BIGGEST liars I have ever seen so far in my life. She could punch you in the face with you looking straight at her and she would say it was some one else. That's how stupid she thinks people are. Then she wonders why know one believes anything she ever says. If there is one type of person I hate. Its liars. oh god you have no idea just thinking about it pisses me off...lol.
Wow this is turning out to be pretty long...lol. My last major piece of news would have to me with the worst thing so far is a girl that I will name.......M...O...N...I...C..A. Where should I start. There is nothing I can say bad about her because there isn't anything. It began in the summer when I hoped so hard that there would be a new girl in the school when I go back. This way I could start fresh and new and she wouldn't have many friends so I could get to know her really well and she could get to know me. The thing was that my wish came true wayyy to well. First of all people...dear god...she is the prettiest thing I have ever seen...EVER. From what I can tell she doesn't smoke anything :) She is so perfect...Body and personality. When you see someone that fits you perfect idea of a girl so well...how can you talk to her...I could not even compare to this girl...She is beyond 2 sweet. Every time I saw her I think I drooled on the table in the cafe...that's how amazed I was. I couldn't think of anything to say to her...All I could do is stare, rudely like a deer at a set of headlights. Then I found out the news that should have stopped me in my tracks....SHE LIVES WITH HER BOYFRIEND!!!. ouch...That's a pretty big speed bump. The thing is that it should have stopped me but it didn't and that's where I made my mistake. Now that I think about it I think that when I saw her the first day...I fell almost in love with her...just because my wish came true. I had never thought of her having a boyfriend. I surely didn't wish for that. I was so upset or sad if you want to call it that last night that I thought a fell into a depression. I was sad because I knew I wasn't going to be with this goddess.
Now, I figure it is time to hang out the boots. I know one thing for sure is that I will never....evvvvver forget her. Even though to this day, we barely speak or talk to each other. She will just be to me that wish that came true....sort of. I guess I should be more specific next time.
If anyone is interested in writing for the column on this page just let me k now. The column is a totally open topic and you can write about anything you want. Well I think that's it for the news report of the nWo. I don't want to write everything this week or I will have nothing for next week. So don't forget once you are nWo you are nWo 4 life.
FISH