The ‘Family’ Bio
1.
Michael Byrd
Also known as Mike-e, Psycho Mike, Black
Pyro Dr. Byrd, Femme Fatale
Mike-e has been the go-to guy when
members of the family had issues; he was the head of the Group Therapy sessions
that were held often in his/Omar’s room @ night. He also had a school for Dubbing, which Malcolm R (Malcolm Jr.)
& Patrick graduated from. He also
had a school for burning people, School of Pyrotechnics that Omar failed
miserably and I was expelled for wanting to burn my roommate (Andrew) (for more
info, scroll down to my bio).
2.
Andrew Luyando
Also known as Andwhat (the hell is this?)
Andwhat has combated many issues over his
two years @ Upward Bound. Most of them were girls. He has single-handedly
ruined many nights by acting himself and never getting over constant rejection
by girls. His paranoia and arrogance
has caused many strained or ruined friendships, he is the tag-a-long to
family. He is also a rapper in the
making.
3.
Matt Nelson
Also known as Abe’s Cuz
Matt is a new member of the family. He is
quiet and no one knows too much about him, but that will all change, he was in
MY group and we won the Science Fair.
Everyone loves him (no homo) and doesn’t deserve the nicest person award
because I do.
4.
Olufemi Small-Casey
Also known as Olu, Femi, J. Lo, Window
Breaker, Manizer, She-Man, Flex Casey
Femi is the only female member of the
family. She is very outspoken and dangerous. She beats on guys (especially
Malcolm X/Jr.). Every guy in the program/family is scared of her. She has
beaten up on every member of the family.
She also is known for breaking windows. She needs to get a sign warning
others about wide turns. Buy some insurance and maybe get signals.
5.
Omar A Alvarado
Also known as O. Diddy, Omarion,
O-mor-on, Mr. Santiaaaago-Garcias-Aponte, Oh My God!!!
Famous Quote: Very Small packages come on
Big People
Known for having weird fantasies about
certain girls in the program (I am not mentioning any of them for security
purposes and for the continuation of my life!!), the self-proclaimed king of football. He was my partner in crime
in playing pranks on fellow family members.
The mastermind of all of the evil pranks done to all of the family
members.
6.
CJ Bright
Also known as CJ B-right (cuz I always be
right!!)
Wayne Brady (I don’t look like him @ all)
I am known as a stunning, handsome,
intellectual, debonair-in-training whom everyone loves and appreciates. Some
people accuse me of not being a virgin due to my sleep talking, I’m not a
version of one Mike!! I was the self-proclaimed smartest kid until Patrick and
Donavan roll up into the program and take over my spotlight.
About the pyro incident, for those of you
who don’t know, the first year that I was in Buffalo, Andrew, Donald and I were
in a group. We did a song called Leave Me Alone. The next year, Andrew said he wasn’t
doing it but I found out that he lied. So I got steamed went downstairs,
grabbed a lighter and an aerosol can. Mike and Omar stopped me (with some difficulty)
so I never got a chance to.
7.
Alvin Grant
Also known as Diplomac, Blu Balls, Blu
None, Alvin and the Chipmunks
Alvin is also known to give advice to
people but he is more of a mediator and a messenger. He too has had his issues
with girls but held them in until he was exposed. Femi single-handedly
destroyed his manhood in front of the family during lunch on day. He is from
Albany, NY (Capital District Baby!! Holla!!)
8.
Joe Pelligrino
Also known as Baby Joe
Has multiple issues within him, scares
everyone in the program. Fun to hang
around and needs to get a girl besides Alicia w/o Keys (I just found out
yesterday and I usually know everything that goes on!!)
9.
Malcolm Rose
Also know as Malcolm X, Malcolm Jr.
Malcolm X has been a quiet person this
summer. He graduated from Mike-e’s School of Dubbing with Full Honors and has
started his own marketing business with auctioning off his life-size Tweety!!
Now you know our family a little better than when you first entered. I hope our past conflicts will help you not to make them in the near-distant future.
CJ B-right (cuz I always be
right!!)
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