Choose Your Candidate!!!
--Candidate--
Sir Schottenfroida, FU Nationalist Dictators Party
Ris Jism IIIV, Extraterrestrial Free Love Insatiation Party (Denmark)
Sir M.M.T.R.M.J.J.A.C.D. Pants, Irrelevant Party
Nalph Rader, Blue Party
Tony Hawk, Skateboarder's Party
Yank My Riley, Inverted Inversion Party
Hurricane Bob, Republican Party