PERSONAL INFO
Name: Sir von Haylen of Roses the Great, Space Invader
Though he is actually: Stephen Winkler, high jumper extraordinaire
Birthdate: 4/19/87 (of any number to the tenth)
Age: That number divided by ten over a million
Birthplace: Hellnce
Weight: 5 slugs
Height: somewhere between 6'3" and the bottom of the Earth
Job: Unemployed
Illegitimate children: Planck's constant (3.14)
FAVORITES
(Note: Sir Vyborny made these up)
Color: fluffy-orange
Food: California condor
Animal: Nick
Band: Queen, because it fucking rules hahahaha
TV show: Married by Albania
Movie: Cool Hand Luke, The Stranger on Film
Book: The American Book of Semaphore Code
Sports: Athletics (resto-of-the-world-talk for track, >-C-C-> , road racing and racewalking)
Hobby: Jumping over small building in a couple bounds
Likes: Your mother's antique vases
Dislikes: ALL!!!!!111!!11! (except the vases)
KNIGHT INFO
Weapon of Choice: Bitch slap
Slogan: You are all fucked up, I'm the only fucking sane one in this shit hole of a fucking place that all you puny pathetic earthlings like to call earth, dumb fucks"
AIM: no
MSN: no
Other: no
Refered by: none