New Wave Soda Wars

Sir Vyborny here. Recently some other knights and I (by which I mean just me) got to thinking... With all these "new wave" sodas that have come out over the past year or so, which one is the best? So then we got to thinking, "Let's find out, for God the bum's sake!!"
Therefore the next contest of the Empire of Metopia is The Great Almighty New Wave Soft Drink Tournament Of Death!!!!!

Here's how the tournament lines up:
Each new wave soda was ranked by a committee of me. Each soda will match up with another in a single combat taste test. The winner will be decided by a committee of me, Cullen, maybe...Jarrod, possibly Tim...and whoever else has money, with the final decision being made by "Hurricane" Bob Lent. The winner will recieve a free dnL.

The Great Almighty New Wave Soft Drink Tournament Of Death!!!!!

dnL wins the free dnL!!!!

Results of previous matches

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