MY PERSONAL INFO
Name-Sir Schizerdick
Though he is actually-Nick Teixeira
Rank-Knight
Birthdate-The third moon of Griffinton
Age-81
Birthplace-San Fransisco Zoo Aardvark House
Height-8 inches
Weight-One keg O' Miller Lite
Occupation-Decider of which women must go naked and which must wear sweatpants
FAVORITES
Color-banana orange
Food-Imperial crab
Animal-lemur
Band-Iron Maiden
TVshow-none
Book-The Blue Sword by Robin McKinley
Movie-Demolition Man
Sports-orienteering, bass fishing, jock itching
Hobby-Picking up hott ladies.....long walks on the beach with the smell of romance and sex in the air
Likes-Chicken pot pies, Coca-Cola, lemurs, aardvarks, bras, red-heads, blowjobs, tree bark, Wet Seal, women's changing rooms, rocking chairs beavers, killer whales, tic tacs, free porn, "Confucious Say" quotes, King Kong, Radial Pong, Pac Man, Tetris, Girls Gone Wild, whipped cream, volleyball, sarcasm, VCU
Dislikes-Jordan Bowman, naked pics of Chulk which he keeps sending me (dude-please stop), Corigami raunchy cheese words that begin with the letter "L": letter, lettuce, leaches, likes, lint, larks, levitation, LETTUCE, oh and that white stuff that forms when your really thirsty and have just finished a 10 mile run and the guy comes up to you and goes "dude-whats that crap and you have to spit it in his face and go-"Hey dude, I think you have it to, man", Cross country, anyone who thinks they're faster than me, (FJB), Porkys, men in jump suits, girls who need sweat pants cause they're fat, Black and White, Sim games (fuck em all), your mom.
KNIGHT INFO
Weapon of Choice-Killer Whale on a stick
Slogan-"I tremble for my country when I remember God is just."
Recruited by-none
E-mail- pipingkid@hotmail.com
IM Screen names-pipingkid (AIM)
AWARDS
None