Semi-Pro Bowl Voting
These are the final Semi-Pro Bowl rosters for 2004-05.
Northern Conference
Quarterbacks (2)
1. God (KRA)
2. Brandon Spalding (VYB)
Halfbacks (2)
1. Steve Prefontaine (VYB)
2. Hades (QUE)
Fullbacks (1)
1. Adolf Hitler VII (QUE)
Wide Recievers (3)
1. Eddie Griffin (KRA)
2. The Moon (QUE)
3. Eddie Wachowski (KRA)
Tight Ends (1)
1. Angelfire "Is" Gay (VYB)
Tackles (3)
1. Jared Fogle (HC)
2. Mexican Bob (QUE)
3. Komodo Moe (KRA)
Guards (3)
1. James Bond (QUE)
2. Perverted Guy (KRA)
Centers (2)
1. Lindsay Lohan (VYB)
2. Umaro (KRA) [LS]
Defensive Ends (3)
1. Ryan James (VYB)
2. Jason Taylor (KRA)
Defensive Tackles (2)
1. Kuma (KRA)
2. Urikih Soldier #2 (HC)
Outside Linebackers (3)
1. Cobra (KRA)
2. Jen Beury (VYB)
3. Jupiter (QUE)
Middle Linebackers (2)
1. King Kong (HC)
2. Hurricane Bob (QUE)
Cornerbacks (3)
1. Spiderman (HC)
2. Moby Jones (KRA)
3. Burnt Toast (QUE)
Safties (3)
1. Kevin Phillips-Bong (KRA)
2. THE Rolls Royce (QUE)
3. Yoda (HC)
Kickers (1)
1. Cullen O'Neil (KRA)
Holder (1)
1. Dan Marino (VYB)
Punters (1)
1. Shane Lechler (VYB)
Kick Returners (2)
1. SDCC (the Band) (QUE)
2. Marcus Glenn (KRA)
Punt Returners (1)
1. Christina Aguilera (DIE DIE DIE) (VYB)
Coaches (2)
Head: Marvin Lewis (VYB)
Asst: Evil Money from Family Guy (KRA)
Western Conference
Quarterbacks (2)
1. Jackie Teall (TER)
2. Neo (MID)
Halfbacks (2)
1. William Bedford Forrest (MC)
2. Juggernaut (MID)
Fullbacks (1)
1. Robert E. Lee (MC)
Wide Recievers (3)
1. Vernon Walker (TER)
2. Marie Antoinette (MC)
3. Vegeta (MID)
Tight Ends (1)
1. Kazuya Mishima (MID)
Tackles (3)
1. Colin Quinn (CDS)
2. Akuma (MID)
3. Willy Loman (MC)
Guards (3)
1. Scuba Steve (CDS)
2. Biff Loman (MC)
3. Alucard (MID)
Centers (2)
1. Megatron (MID)
2. Homer Simpson (MC) [LS]
Defensive Ends (3)
1. Mr. Rodgers (MC)
2. Slipknot Guy #1 (MID)
3. LordStriker (CDS)
Defensive Tackles (3)
1. George Carlin (MID)
2. Colin Powell's Kidney (CDS)
3. James Dean (MC)
Outside Linebackers (3)
1. Pop (CDS)
2. Nero (MC)
3. Reuben Randle
Middle Linebackers (2)
1. Snap (CDS)
2. Slipknot Guy #4 (MID)
Cornerbacks (3)
1. Jim Drayton (TER)
2. Principal Skinner (MC)
3. Yosemite Sam (CDS)
Safties (3)
1. Coca-Cola Polar Bear (CDS)
2. Jonathan Emmanuel (TER)
3. Slipknot Guy #9 (MID)
Kickers (1)
1. Immanuel Kant (CDS)
Holder (1)
1. Karl Marx
Punters (1)
1. Tom Greene (MID)
Kick Returners (2)
1. Reggie Woods (TER)
2. Forrest Gump (MC)
Punt Returners (1)
1. Forrest Gump (MC)
Coaches (2)
Head: Sir Shizerdick (CDS)
Asst: Bill Clinton (MC)
3 Naked Chicks (1 or 3, however you want to look at it)
1. Paris Hilton, Jessica Fanning, and Rayina (MC)
2003-04 Semi-Pro Bowlers
