Spongmonkey Sympathizer

Spongmonkey Sympathizer: Written by Jarrod Thomas. It started off one day during English class in February 2003, when Jarrod decided to write a short poem about the stupidity of SOL review. This blossomed into a medium-length song, based on children's fairy-songs, about indoor track and Jordan Bowman. This blossomed into an even longer song with a similar theme. Essentially this poem is a cheap attempt to make fun of Jordan Bowman again, which SDCC had previously done with its smash song "FJB."

Spongmonkey Sympathizer

Mrs. Hevener had a worksheet
Fuck SOL Review
And on that worksheet were some questions
Fuck SOL review
With a fuck this here
And a screw this there
Here a fuck
Man this sucks
Jordan Bowman rapes ducks
Mrs. Hevener had a worksheet
Fuck SOL Review

Polly Arey hates my guts,
And I don't know why,
But she's sexy so I say,
Jordan Bowman Sleeps with guys.

A-running we will go,
A-running we will go,
Hi-ho the derry-oh,
Jordan Bowman's gay.

Sexy sexy running chick,
How I wish you'd suck my dick
I watch your ass as you run by
Jordan Bowman sleeps with guys
Sexy sexy running chick
How I wish you'd suck my dick

Ring around the rosie,
Pocket full of posies,
Asses, asses,
Jordan Bowman's queer.

There was a runner who was fast
And John Crews was his name-eee
C-R-E-W-S
C-R-E-W-S
C-R-E-W-S
Jordan Bowman sucks the wang

Around the indoor track
With runners so fast
I lost first place
When I got passed
They ran better than I did
Onto victory
I think Jordan Bowman
Should get shot in the knee
Well the race was soon over
But I qualified anyway
I would just like to reiterate
Jordan Bowman is gay