Rubber Biscuit
Rubber Biscuit: Written by Tim Willis, produced by XC Music. Tim threw this wierd song together and put it on the back of the "Another One Bites The Dust" tape without actually telling anyone. Then, on a bus ride to a concert, he showed the song to Brad O'Neil and Brandon Spalding, and the rest is history. This little gem, at first glance, appears to make no sense. But if you listen to it real close and look at the lyrics very carefully, it will still make no sense. But then if you listen to it a third time.....nothing. But, if you play the song backwards, you will hear a non-sensical song become a non-sensical song played backwards. But then if look closely at the tape with a magnifying glass, you can find a short phrase written in Latin which reveals the location of the body of Jimmy Hoffa. (Up William Shatner's ass.)
Rubber Biscuit
Bow bow bow... etc, etc.....
(Um, do that again)
Bow bow bow...
Have you ever heard of a wish sandwich? A wish sandwich is the kind of a sandwich where you have two slices of bread and you, hee hee hee, wish you had some meat...
Bow bow bow...
Ummm... the other day I had a ricochet biscuit. A ricochet biscuit is the kind of a biscuit that's supposed to bounce back off the wall into your mouth. If it don't bounce back... you go hungry!
Bow bow bow...
Umm, umm, umm... the other day I had a cool water sandwich and a Sunday-go-to-meetin' bun...
Bow bow bow...
Hee hee hee hee... What da ya want for nothing? ... a rubber biscuit?
Bow bow bow...