Ode To The Girl That Hates Me
Ode To The Girl That Hates Me: Written by Jarrod Thomas, produced by Thomas-Parkinson Productions. Sung by Thomas as a scaramouch, (a buffoon in motley dress) this short ode is, as the title indicates, about a girl that hates him. According to the story, Thomas was talking to his friend Owen Parkinson, when suddenly the girl (who shall go unnamed) came up to him and said "Friends don't let friends make websites. I hate you." And so Thomas said "How in the hell? Yeah, what the hell? Why...does she hate me? I don't get it.....all I wanted to do was....bang bang bang......it's not my.....fault....Why does she hate me?!?!?! Argh!!!!!" From there this song came into being.
Ode To The Girl That Hates Me
She runs for Fort Defiance
And she shows me no compliance
She holds me in disdain
But her body drives me insane
I stand and watch as she runs past
I stare and admire her great...fast...ness
She thinks that I'm an uncool dude
But really I just want her nude
So baby listen to this poem
You should think I'm cool, just ask Owen
Thinking about your body is like stepping on a mine
Oh sexy baby, be my porcupine!!!!