Lichy's Non-Lyrical Music Fest

Mister Rogers Tribute: Written by Brad O'Neil in a sort of roundabout way by taking Jon Lichtenstein's "running beats" and adding other famous moments in time. That's all, yo.

Lichy's Non-Lyrical Music Fest

(Lichtenstein opens with a short round of "We Will Rock You" by clapping.)

(The band picks up)

(Various solo sections)

(Thomas makes annoying guitar sounds)

(O'Neil plays a fabulous drum beat on his ass, Spalding laughs)

(Music stops as Lichy laughs uncontrollably.)

(Music picks up again and continues in the background as the following things are heard)

(Wheeler makes funny noises, O'Neil smacks Bob's car with a stick.)

(Sounds of Bob beating Brad up.)

(Hurricane Bob plays a 30-second organ solo.)

(Levi bashes two bricks together.)

(Coach Houlihan farts seven times, followed by a stock recording of an Evan Kays "Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!")

(Chris and Rexrode pull off an amazing beat by drumming on a table.)

(Tim says something inane, then fires a machine gun.)

(For some reason, "Mario Twins" starts playing.)

(Regular music returns, as O'Neil plays his "Knights of the Round Table" drum solo.)

(Some random sci-fi movie quote. Possibly from "Tron")

(Rexrode's sister speaks. The whole team faints.)

(Coach Clifton runs over seven people with a steam roller.)

("Groovy Blue" plays on Lichy's cell-phone.)

(A twenty-one potato gun salute is fired.)

(The music from "FJB" starts playing.)

(The regular music returns. Coach Houlihan farts twice, Wheeler breaks things.)

(The music fades back into Lichy doing "We Will Rock You.")

(As that fades, we hear O'Neil back his car into Jarrod's car with a loud crash. Very loud car-alarm goes off, Jarrod says "Fuck.")