Mario Twins
Mario Twins: Written by Hashmeer Shashmeer, arranged by Jarrod Thomas, Shawn Wheeler, and Brad O'Neil. Produced in cooperation with Group X. This song is about all those long hours spent playing the original "Mario Brothers" games for the 8-bit Nintendo system. A very cheaply made track featuring only Wheeler, Thomas, and O'Neil. Much of the track is nothing more than the three of them making "Mario" sounds, which is actually what makes it so funny.
Mario Twins
Voice #1: Hey Sblade!
Voice #2: Shiggity shiggity shwa!
#1: Guess what, idiot?
#2: What you did today? Uhh..
#1: Wrowng!!! Hey I got a new Super 88 system!
#2: You did not!
#1: Swear to God I got it at Chunkie's for two dollar-es!
#2: Oh yeah, lemme see it. Wow.
#1: Yea, you like that, idiot!
#2: I do?
#1: I got it, you don't.
#2: Shut up. Goddamn.
#1: Hey, guess what?
#2: What?
#1: It has new games.
#2: What games?
#1: I want to play it! It is called Mario Twins. They look the same.
#2: Wow.
#1: My God, they look so gothamn like the same person. I would say to them, 'you want ice cream cone,' both of them say yes.
#2: How in the hell?
#1: Yeah, what the hell?
#2: They are twins, that is way.
#1: Hey, let's play it, ready!
#2: Alright.
#1: Do it.
#2: There goes.
(Mario Bros. sounds and music)
(Outside Music)
(Tunnel Music)
(Ocean Music)
(Castle Music)
#1: Hey, Blade, Blade!
#2: Uh oh, you found the princess. Wraang, she is in another house, go away.
#1: What in the hell she doing? Hey, crap on this, let's go play Super Mario's Punch-Off.
#2: Alright. Let's quit this game.