FJB (Live)
FJB: Album version by Brad O'Neil. As the crowd at the Holiday Inn cheered to an empty stage, the lights went down. As a hush came over the fans, suddenly the raspy voice of Brad O'Neil could be heard. Afte the 'yee-haw, the lights came up, revealing Brad, $hawn, Lich, Brandon, Jon, Cullen, Jarrod, Bob, Tim, Jeremy, and Chris: SDCC (the band)!!! Also on stage was ubiquitous guest guy and 95% band member Jeremy Rowe, and extra musician/technician Coulton Berrington, who incidentally played drums for this song while Brad sang. The crowd was allowed to do the answer lines in the middle.
FJB
Fuck...ahhhha
Fuck...ahaaha
Fuck....ahahh
Fuck...ahhhha
Fuck.....(Yeeee-haaaaawwwww...)
Fuck Jordan Bowman,
he's a fucking jerk
I wish that he would die.
Chauvanistic track superstar,
brags all the time,
And every word's a lie!
He's a dick! (He's a dick!)
Fuck him! (Fuck him!)
Asshole! (Asshole!)
Fuck him! (Let's go!)
Fuck Jordan Bowman,
And fuck his whole damn team,
And fuck their attitude
He says to Todd Somers "I
should've won first place,"
Let's kick him in the jewels!
He's a dick! (He's a dick!)
Fuck him! (Fuck him!)
Asshole! (Asshole!)
Fuck him! (Hoo-yah!)
He runs just like a girl
He makes me want to hurl
Vanessa Hartley!
Know-nothing fucking twat
I hope she goes to hell
She cannot coach worth shit,
And then she loses it,
By not picking the L!
She's a bitch! (She's a bitch!)
Fuck her! (Fuck her!)
Asshole! (Asshole!)
Fuck her! (Fuck her!)
She's a bitch! (She's a bitch!)
Fuck her! (Fuck her!)
Asshole! (Asshole!)
Fuck her!
Roanoke College!
A bunch of dumbass fucks
Who will never beat LC! (Again)
They only wish they could,
Run like we do
They get destroyed, they'll see!
(Unintelligible screaming to the beat)
One more time!
Fuck Jordan Bowman!!!!!!!!!!!